Hmm. This all depends where I "pretend" to be...
Here, at the work desk? Some random thing... (*flips it over*) ...that turns out to be a Belkin Classic. It's not too bad. Full size, good key travel, reasonably solid, matt black. An absolutely ISO standard 21st century computer keyboard. Got a sticker from a Braeburn apple on one side, a smiley face made out of blu-tac on the other. If it was to break, I wouldn't be too bothered, but I'd be a little dismayed to get one of the more usual lightweight budget POSes that infest this place in return.
At the work desk, yesterday? A succession of "Trust" brand wireless keyboards and mice I was testing for use elsewhere on site. They're cheap flimsy crap, but they work well enough (well, at least, most do - one of them really shouldn't have passed QC, but it's still usable for what we have in mind) and have a good range. Apparently they were very cheap for the spec. I may look into ordering a "spare" for when my laptop finally gets replaced and relegated to the status of a behind-the-TV media server.
At home? The one built into my HP TC4200. It's reasonably good for a laptop. Solid keycaps with good travel - even though the thing will do Jobs' famous "envelope trick" when closed. Good positioning of the cursor keys, but poor layout of the edit group (six in a line instead of 2x3) and needlessly thin F-keys. It's seen a lot of abuse and still works fine, though. The quality of it was in fact one of the deciding factors in which laptop I chose out of a shortlist of about 3 or 4. That and the wacom digitiser screen... which proved to have a rather fragile and expensive pen (the pen alone costing more than a similar sized non-LCD graphics tablet), so i've just stuck to keyboard and trackpad after the second one broke.
On the go with my phone? Touchscreen, set up to use the 2-chars-per-key blackberry thumbpad type arrangement. It works surprisingly well... at least until it yet again gets confused between "but" and "bit", or "by" and "nt". Can still get a much faster and accurate result with it than the qwerty or numpad alternatives though. Haptic feedback helps!
Six years in the past or having a nostalgic moment? A 1987 vintage IBM-AT clone board (not clicky, but otherwise as beige, expansive, heavyweight and lacking in Winkeys as you could want) hooked up through a cascade of AT-PS2 and PS2-USB converters to my old desktop PC (which hardly got used after I bought the "new" laptop) and a fairly standard late-90s affair on the ancient lappy I was using at the time, which wasn't so great on reflection... Nowhere near as much wrist support as is necessary (the new one had the same footprint but much better ergonomics) and the trackpad buttons kept getting knocked by stuff as they were right on the edge of the case.
Still got both of them squirrelled away somewhere. The desktop board I'll probably never get rid of, just attach it to successively more anachronistic systems, because it's too cool to lose. The old laptop similar (I paid £40 for it and will lose money on the deal if I ever sell it on), but only use it with an external board (possibly that one?) for playing retro games on a big screen (not its internal boggo-VGA) without the need of DOSbox.
Rodrigo Girao said:
If I ever lose the aforementioned old soldier, I'm so replacing it with one of those or the modern remake you mention...