Strange uses for (Insert Product Here)

[Skorpyo]

Recently, with the climate turning colder where I am situated, I have had quite a problem.

It isn't quite cool enough to allow me to sleep without a window open, and the vast army of spiders surrounding my house have decided that my room is the perfect temperature to set up camp.

Go back to a week ago. I was given a sample can of AXE (marked with a NOT FOR RESALE sticker), and since I don't need it (and it is repulsive) I have left it on my desk, unused.

Yesterday, a large brown garden-variety spider climbed up the wall next to my desk, scaring the utter crap out of me. I didn't have a book on hand, I refuse to use my bare hand, and the spider was getting away fast. On a gut-feeling, I grabbed the AXE, cracked the top, and doused the hairy bastard.

Insta-killed the poor critter. Never saw it coming.

Which got me wondering, what odd uses have you found for different things about the house?

 

[Terminate421]

I found a computer to be a very good battering ram at one point (You know what ask if you want!)

 

[Judgement101]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

 

[Milo Windby]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

Yes, What type of pizza did you make and how did you use the drill to make it?

 

[Tdc2182]

I know I got something....

I use a coconut man to hide condoms for my parents?

And incidentally, used that same coconut man to give to someone to throw up in at a party.

 

[Judgement101]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

Yes, What type of pizza did you make and how did you use the drill to make it?

Three cheese or Four cheese. First put the drill on and jam it through the bottom bars of the over, put a plate over it and then put a pizza on the plate so it spins.

 

[Tdc2182]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

Yes.

Is that avatar a picture of your bunny?

Oh and, yeah, the drill, what does it do?

 

[DanDeFool]

AXE body spray. Once attempted to use as a stain-remover by setting fire to my kitchen floor. It didn't work, but hey, fire's always a good time, right?

Oh yeah, and there was that one time at band camp where I stuck a (Musical Instrument) up my (Bodily Orifice).

Just kidding.

Oh, come on! Don't give me that look! OP was totally asking for it.

 

[Pielikey]

AOL CDs as a frisbee.

 

[Skorpyo]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

Yes, What type of pizza did you make and how did you use the drill to make it?

Three cheese or Four cheese. First put the drill on and jam it through the bottom bars of the over, put a plate over it and then put a pizza on the plate so it spins.

Now you KNOW I'm going to try that.

You can be so irresponsible with my curiosity sometimes.

(Remembers "Scared Shitless" thread and shudders)

 

[Sougo]

hmm... I've experimented with a large number of deodorants to kill pests but none has ever helped. Never tried AXE though. Thanks for the heads up.

So if AXE works on both pests AND women, should I assume that RAID works both ways as well?

OT: I use old books to make a second table and chair in my room. Ah, Mr Dan Brown was probably not intending his works to be used in that manner, I'm guessing.

 

[Judgement101]

I found my power drill to be good for making pizza! (Any questions?)

Yes.

Is that avatar a picture of your bunny?

Oh and, yeah, the drill, what does it do?

Not this bunny in particular but I have one exactly like it.

Oh the drill. You put it in the over under a plate and put the pizza on the plate so it spins.

 

[skitzo van]

I've seen a video where a tractor's motor goes in 4/4, so a band used it for their drummer...

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Now a bunch of girl spiders are going to attack the poor fella'! What were you thinking?!?!

OT: I use pillows to stop my doors from slamming, basically for some reason my door will slam shut when the AC is on so the pillow halts that problem.

 

[x434343]

Condoms on microphone packs waterproof them if they'll be strapped on an actor.

This leads to hilarious instances of my drama teacher buying 2 packss of 128-pack condom boxes.

 

[Freshman]

I have something that doesn't sound totally ridiculous. dragon shield play-mat as giant mouse pad.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I found a computer to be a very good battering ram at one point (You know what ask if you want!)

Elaborate please?

Go back to a week ago. I was given a sample can of AXE
I grabbed the AXE, cracked the top, and doused the hairy bastard.

Do you know what you've done?!?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/13/spiders.jpg
Spider orgy

 

[Skorpyo]

Do you know what you've done?!?

-snip-

*Sigh* Another night with no sleep...

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I found a computer to be a very good battering ram at one point (You know what ask if you want!)

Elaborate please?

Go back to a week ago. I was given a sample can of AXE
I grabbed the AXE, cracked the top, and doused the hairy bastard.

Do you know what you've done?!?

-snip-

*Sigh* Another night with no sleep...

Well, I could've posted a worse one...
<image width=350>http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=1506&huge-spider.jpg
They're watching...

 

[Larisha]

Suicide imminent.

OT: Shake weights are incredibly effective cat repellent, for some reason.