Strange uses for (Insert Product Here)

[Silver Patriot]

AXE body spray + Lighter = Makeshift Flamethrower. Oh fun times were had.

But hell, Solid Snake could have told you that.

 

[Kyrian007]

Condoms on microphone packs waterproof them if they'll be strapped on an actor.

This leads to hilarious instances of my drama teacher buying 2 packss of 128-pack condom boxes.

Condoms are really useful. At the college I attended the health dept gave out free condoms. Although many were used in the most traditional of manners, if you put a quarter in a condom and then slid the condom into the laundry machines, presto. The quarter would snap back with a gentle tug on the condom. Free laundry services.

 

[Tekkawarrior]

Condoms on microphone packs waterproof them if they'll be strapped on an actor.

This leads to hilarious instances of my drama teacher buying 2 packss of 128-pack condom boxes.

Condoms are really useful. At the college I attended the health dept gave out free condoms. Although many were used in the most traditional of manners, if you put a quarter in a condom and then slid the condom into the laundry machines, presto. The quarter would snap back with a gentle tug on the condom. Free laundry services.

Holyfuckingballs mate, I will indeed try that!

 

[CouchCommando]

Wire coat hanger, opened my car door with it when I locked my keys inside, and it was doubling as my car antenna. Also used the same coat hanger to fish a mates car keys out of a storm water drain another time.

 

[Tdc2182]

I know I got something....

I use a coconut man to hide condoms for my parents?

And incidentally, used that same coconut man to give to someone to throw up in at a party.

Do you mean "from" your parents? Because hiding condoms for your parents just seems odd and creepy...

That was a rather dangerous typo.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I know I got something....

I use a coconut man to hide condoms for my parents?

And incidentally, used that same coconut man to give to someone to throw up in at a party.

Do you mean "from" your parents? Because hiding condoms for your parents just seems odd and creepy...

That was a rather dangerous typo.

Indeed. . I'm in the Axe flamethrower boat. Never really have the opportunity to improvise. But when I do, I'll be sure to post it here.

 

[Skorpyo]

Condoms on microphone packs waterproof them if they'll be strapped on an actor.

This leads to hilarious instances of my drama teacher buying 2 packss of 128-pack condom boxes.

Condoms are really useful. At the college I attended the health dept gave out free condoms. Although many were used in the most traditional of manners, if you put a quarter in a condom and then slid the condom into the laundry machines, presto. The quarter would snap back with a gentle tug on the condom. Free laundry services.

Got another one for ya.

When you install a new output shaft bushing into a transmission rear casing, you need to put the housing on around a splined metal shaft (sharp as hell, mind you) without even getting dirt on the surface.

Many an auto-shop has an econo-sized box of cheap-ass condoms for mechanical work.

Oh, and if none of that made sense, don't worry