Strange uses for (Insert Product Here)

[Ashsaver]

I used a plastic plate as a mosquitoes swatter. It works.....on spiders too!

 

[The Geek Lord]

Sometimes I use a couple of soundtracks as video games, they're called Persona 3 and Persona 4.
... I'm kidding, of course. But damn, the soundtracks in those games are fucking kickass.

Ahem. Anyways.

One time I used a toy staff thing to kill a really big damn spider. Before doing so I put a bunch of tissues on it and said, "Spear, mother fucker!" So of course this whole plan backfired horribly.

 

[teqrevisited]

I found a computer to be a very good battering ram at one point (You know what ask if you want!)

Elaborate please?

Go back to a week ago. I was given a sample can of AXE
I grabbed the AXE, cracked the top, and doused the hairy bastard.

Do you know what you've done?!?

-snip-

*Sigh* Another night with no sleep...

Well, I could've posted a worse one...
They're watching...

Ahh you bastard thats horrifying!

OT: It's probably not that strange but I tend to use my swiss army knife to clean under my fingernails.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

I once buttered a bagel with a Kurki, got some weird ass looks from my family

 

[Wolfy1328]

Once there was a huge, friggin scary wasp about to crawl under a table in my living room. There were magazines around, but crap, i didn't wanna risk having this huge sting me. so in a moment of desperation i grabbed the nearby vacuum cleaner, flipped it on, and sucked the wasp up.

Just to be safe, i kept the vacuum runnin just to make sure that the wasp couldn't escape.

 

[mikespoff]

Oh yeah, and there was that one time at band camp where I stuck a (Musical Instrument) up my (Bodily Orifice).

Just kidding.

Oh, come on! Don't give me that look! OP was totally asking for it.

...and so was (Musical Instrument), apparently...

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Friend of mine had a spare vibrator she used to mix cocktails with.

Ha... cocktails... whatever.

 

[gbemery]

I know I got something....

I use a coconut man to hide condoms for my parents?

And incidentally, used that same coconut man to give to someone to throw up in at a party.

Do you mean "from" your parents? Because hiding condoms for your parents just seems odd and creepy...

EDIT- OP- I have played games on my xbox 360 as of recent. That seems kind of strange since it chooses to throw shit fits most of the time. I also once had to, well not had to but out of sure curiosity, made a make shift paint mixer from an auger and push mower when my drill died. Could have easily saved time by buying a new drill but wasn't as much fun.

 

[Jfswift]

Haha, I haven't tried axe, although I've used windex for the same purpose. It wont outright kill bugs but definately impairs flight, and/or stuns them.

I also use a curved piece of aluminum for a pizza cutter.

 

[Red Albatross]

Once there was a huge, friggin scary wasp about to crawl under a table in my living room. There were magazines around, but crap, i didn't wanna risk having this huge sting me. so in a moment of desperation i grabbed the nearby vacuum cleaner, flipped it on, and sucked the wasp up.

Just to be safe, i kept the vacuum runnin just to make sure that the wasp couldn't escape.

Done this one before. It's a great way to get rid of wasp nests on my back porch. I've got an old-ass vacuum that has a water tank, so they get sucked up and drown.

OT: made a shisha-smoking device out of a Coke bottle, a ballpoint pen, and some tinfoul the other day, since I broke the head of my hookah while being a drunk idiot. Then I decided it was a better idea to hollow out an apple and use that as a head instead, which is also pretty OT. It feels like being the MacGuyver of smoking.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I used a guitar pick to clean some stuff out from under my toe nail.

 

[the wako kid]

Sometimes I use a couple of soundtracks as video games, they're called Persona 3 and Persona 4.
... I'm kidding, of course. But damn, the soundtracks in those games are fucking kickass.

Ahem. Anyways.

One time I used a toy staff thing to kill a really big damn spider. Before doing so I put a bunch of tissues on it and said, "Spear, mother fucker!" So of course this whole plan backfired horribly.

holy shit its a hermitaur get in the car!
i use my sister's shirt to dry my hands sometimes.one time there was a bunch of bugs crowding my light in my room so i burned the fuvk out of them with an axe flamethrower.fuckers.I once used a motorcycle to accidentally take down a fence,too.

 

[TheDudeMan14]

A plastic bag and couch as a woman...
just kidding.

Uhmm..I have about 6 empty half gallon containers of ice tea. Someone give me some ideas.

 

[tthor]

Once there was a huge, friggin scary wasp about to crawl under a table in my living room. There were magazines around, but crap, i didn't wanna risk having this huge sting me. so in a moment of desperation i grabbed the nearby vacuum cleaner, flipped it on, and sucked the wasp up.

Just to be safe, i kept the vacuum runnin just to make sure that the wasp couldn't escape.

thats nothing. there were atleast 15 wasps in a small room i was in, and i was armed with nothing but a pie tin and a spray adhesive. i won

 

[ParadiseOnceLost]

OT: made a shisha-smoking device out of a Coke bottle, a ballpoint pen, and some tinfoul the other day, since I broke the head of my hookah while being a drunk idiot. Then I decided it was a better idea to hollow out an apple and use that as a head instead, which is also pretty OT. It feels like being the MacGuyver of smoking.

A friend of mine did something similar but we didn't smoke shisha out of it OT: One time I used some duck tape and an ice pack to make a cast when I twisted my ankle.

 

[Betancore]

Xbox 360 as a space heater. Works surprisingly well. And this isn't very unconventional, but it's certainly difficult - I stabbed a can with a butter knife until I could get the contents of the can into my bowl. Then I realised that we actually had a can opener. I wasted around forty minutes of my life stabbing at metal with a blunt knife.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I know I got something....

I use a coconut man to hide condoms for my parents?

And incidentally, used that same coconut man to give to someone to throw up in at a party.

That man sure gets around.

I once shut a window on a wasp in such surprise that he was stuck in the mechanism. I could hear him getting angrier and angrier in the confined space of all the gears and rods in the top most hinge and i had to wait for him to starve or get tired before i could open it and squash the thing. We dont have spray in our house, not sure why. It was a huge little bugger. Other than that i havnt really misused many products on purpose.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've used a fork to cut through well done steak when there are no knives around. It doesn't work well.

Meh, that is all I got. The pizza drill one sounded pretty cool though!

 

[2fish]

Toothpaste is a good ant killer, might work on spyders.

Uhmm..I have about 6 empty half gallon containers of ice tea. Someone give me some ideas.

You can make:
-3 full containers
-drums
-with some plastic cups and pipe you can make a mouse trap
-planters
-Pinata
-art (just throw paint on it, add some of your own blood, and say it represents your inner pain)

I have not made too much out of random stuff I am mostly a duct tape and flamable liquid guy.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Ants won't cross lines of chalk. Surround one and its helpless! HAHAHAHAHA!