Strangest thing you get paranoid about.

[Doclector]

Title says all, what is the strangest thing you get paranoid about?

Sometimes, when I'm in a shop or somewhere that's playing music I get paranoid that I'm walking in rythm to the music. Because that would be weird. And embarrassing. And weird.

Also, when I was really young and learning about numbers, I used to always think I was getting the number after "6" wrong, because somehow, "7" coming afterwards sounded absurd. Seriously, something about it just sounded terribly, horribly wrong. Of course I grew out of it. I think. 1,2,3,4,5,6...8?

 

[Mojo]

This may not be strange,
but I tend to get really paranoid when Im sitting
in class and some random girls start to giggle, I think its about me.
Not always though, just sometimes....

 

[Jedoro]

When I go somewhere I can't take my pocket knife. Seriously, it's when I don't have it that I feel like I'll end up needing it most.

For those who read that and think I just mean as a weapon, I use it quite often as a tool.

 

[BryceS62]

i get paranoid about getting sunburnt while sitting in the sun comeing thought the window during class

 

[Rawne1980]

Cats...

They watch...

One day they will take over the world...

They are evil...

They make me paranoid...

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

This may not be strange,
but I tend to get really paranoid when Im sitting
in class and some random girls start to giggle, I think its about me.
Not always though, just sometimes....

This, even on the bus I'm always thinking "THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING ABOUT ME".

 

[Solstrana91]

Ducks.
I don't know why I'm scared of them, but the mere sight of them gives me a sense of impending doom...

 

[enzilewulf]

Movies. I hate it when people watch a movie at home. It only feels suitable if in a theater to me. It needs to be live or else I just don't wanna watch. Same goes for TV shows and thats why I never DVR anything. Especially with sports.

 

[Toxxet]

i get paranoid the the wall behind me has tu´rned into a black hole or a portal to som other world, also somtimes that tendrils of black will reach out of said portal and grab me.
and then my immagination kicks in and makes it seem real.
it sucks when you are trying to sleep.

 

[Disaster Button]

i get paranoid the the wall behind me has tu´rned into a black hole or a portal to som other world, also somtimes that tendrils of black will reach out of said portal and grab me.
and then my immagination kicks in and makes it seem real.
it sucks when you are trying to sleep.

Wow, me too. Sometimes when I lean on walls for too long I get paranoid I'll fall through them.

Also, if I'm watching (or listening to) something creepy I get paranoid something is in my room, and I have to go somewhere I can view all my room at once just in case the whatever it is can move really quickly.

 

[jurnag12]

I get paranoid about when people see me on my laptop, and I cant help but think that they think all I do all day is watch porn.
Also when i walk down flights of stairs and miscount the steps on my way down/up.

 

[Aleate]

Chest hair.
I am a very odd person.

 

[The Funslinger]

I am occasionally worried that my parents or sisters have hidden pinhole cameras in my room and are watching me on their laptops.

It's especially irritating during "me time". Especially when I hear them laughing at something in the living room.

 

[Blue Hero]

I'm absolutely terrified of planes. Not flying in them. I'm fine with that for some reason. But whenever I hear a plane flying overhead, I think it is suddenly just gonna nosedive and kill me.

Edit: Also trucks when I'm driving alongside them and we both turn a corner. I think it'll tip over and crush me to death.

 

[dark-mortality]

You want me to make a list? No? Well I'll do it anyway.

1: Whenever someone giggles/Laughs when i'm close, I think (Coughknowcough) they are laughing about me.
2: Whenever I take a walk, it always feels like someone is watching me.
3: When in school, I hate it when people look in my general direction. It feels like they are Scrutinizing me.
4: When people talk to me, I have a horrible fear/paranoia that A: they will punch me, B: I will say something wrong, or C: That if I stare them in their eyes they'll get freaked out.

I could go on and on, but BAH, don't feel like it.

 

[LordLoudmouth]

when somebody walks towards my general direction....
i know what they intend to do, but i wont let them in the secret of shambala!!!!

 

[Mojo]

Ducks.
I don't know why I'm scared of them, but the mere sight of them gives me a sense of impending doom...

You never know what those ducks are up to...

 

[OrpheumZero]

Personally, I hate people with weird phobias like fear of colors and things that can't possibly be harmful, if only because it's not logical whatsoever. Of course, I also feel this way about some of the more sensible ones, if only because under the microscope some phobias are just trivial.

Of course, I did have a weird paranoia of my own once when I was younger. I honestly had thoughts that people could see into the back of my head and see my inner thoughts. Of course, at the time I was still recovering from an allergic reaction I had years before that left my brain swelled (it's a rare allergy to decongestants, believe it or not). Though I've long since gotten over that little funny quirk.

 

[Ultress]

That my car I just got isn't as nice as my last car becasue he's a dude and it will kill me because I killed my last car through stupidity. Also my apartment maintenance staff is breaking into my apartment and using my laptop and turning my air conditioner up.