Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox
- Thread starter Andy Chalk
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Because stores refuse to stock them.UnnDunn said:
As for streaming porn on the next X-box, that's lovely I guess, I can't imagine it would be terribly successful, but that I feel the same way about any paid porn service, and they are clearly still working.
Considering that you can't delete achievements, having them with this could be hilaaaarious. Especially if there's a
*bloop*
..the instant the app is first started.
*bloop*
..the instant the app is first started.
because its hard to design video games to be played with only one hand. Also as far as I am aware porn is pretty cheap to make as all you need is a camera, location and 1 person, This means you only need a handful of people to buy it to make a profit. While making a adult game of anything that would be notably better then those you can get online would be really expensive, pretty sure if it was cheap to do that there would be companies spewing out adult games.UnnDunn said:
Don't worry too much about it. It's not a big deal, and it supposedly happens to everyone...Andy Chalk said:
As much as all the jokes are fun, I don't think this is even something to discuss beyond joking around. A console provides the internet, people will use the internet for porn, something will happen to enable that. Not much to say about an unsurprising series of events, besides I guess echoing the "amazing no one is raising a controversy over this yet" sentiment.
47_Ronin said:
What these guys said.JEBWrench said:
People pay for porn? Don't they realise that you can get it for free on the any console with a web browser? The masses obviously need to be educated...where there is porn there is a way.
Good, lately I've been getting bored with pornography. Watching it on my computer is just... too easy. I need something new, I need something fresh, and this... this is fresh.
And a microphone. 8-|Britishfan said:
George Orwell would be horrified, I'm sure. He just thought the threat was the government, not corporations.
Why bother? The 360 already has a functional internet browser which means all the free porn on the internet is already available for streaming.
Seriously, I will never understand why people pay for porn anymore... unless your fetish is so ridiculously uncommon that you can't find a site that has a decent selection of it for free.
Seriously, I will never understand why people pay for porn anymore... unless your fetish is so ridiculously uncommon that you can't find a site that has a decent selection of it for free.
Has anyone made a Sexbox pun yet? If not, Sexbox. (roflolololz)
OT: With all the outlets you can find porn these days I really do wonder why anyone would turn to a video game console app as their go-to choice. Whatever, as long as I can get a pun out of it.
OT: With all the outlets you can find porn these days I really do wonder why anyone would turn to a video game console app as their go-to choice. Whatever, as long as I can get a pun out of it.
Well somebody has to cater to the more discerning customers in need of a duck-giraffe-mongolian warlord three way, or a Peter Molyneux look-alike orgy.WouldYouKindly said:
Why is this news anyway? Does the console have a web browser? Yes! Ergo, it has porn. Now unless it comes with a tagline like "with SugarDVD every event is a quicktime event" this really isn't worth mentioning.
To be serious about it for a moment (seriously, guys) the porn industry is facing piracy challenges of the sort that would give videogame executives nightmares. The content is widely available, even to people who don't know anything more than how to launch their browser, there's virtually nothing to differentiate it ("Scale Bustin' Babes 41" is a real title, by the way, and I doubt very much that anyone could convince me it's meaningfully different from Big Naturals 18) and almost none of us "need" a particular title or series anyway, and perhaps worst of all, there's no real interest in fighting to protect porn copyrights, because hey, it's porn. You may get indignant because people are ripping off the latest creative endeavour by Irrational or Bungie or Mojang, but how many people are really going to stand up and express outrage because the makers of "10 Man Cum Slam" aren't getting paid? Very few, I suspect.
(And yes, that is a real title too.)
(And yes, that is a real title too.)
Pahahaha!!
I don't know what mug pays for porn but I think I'll download this so everyone can see it and when I have friends over, hand them a controller and tell them to not mind the sticky.
I guess it'd show up on your dashboard too?
"[friend]- watching Anal Boutique" I love knowing when my friends are jacking off.
I don't know what mug pays for porn but I think I'll download this so everyone can see it and when I have friends over, hand them a controller and tell them to not mind the sticky.
I guess it'd show up on your dashboard too?
"[friend]- watching Anal Boutique" I love knowing when my friends are jacking off.
Unlimited HD porn? No thanks. There's some things that weren't meant to be seen with all of the high-clarity and definition on offer, especially on a 60'' screen.
Oh, right, jokes. "SugarDVD - the real always on box, helping every quick time event in your day".
Oh, right, jokes. "SugarDVD - the real always on box, helping every quick time event in your day".
So it turns off the "pay per minute" streaming when you're done?Mumorpuger said:Man, I hope this thing has Kinect support.
Gives a whole new meaning to "speed run."burningdragoon said:
Also, I don't want to know where I rank among my friends.
Unlike Winston Smith we actually have a choice as to whether or not we install such a device in our homes. But this whole thing does certainly make ol' George's views all the more poignant.frizzlebyte said:
OT: As much as I appreciate the joyful convenience of porn at your fingertips (lol pun intended) I don't really want it on my video game consoles. In fact I don't want anything on my video game consoles except the ability to play small shiny discs with interactive software on them. God damn...