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DugMachine

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dfphetteplace said:
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-James Holmes is not the actual shooter (even though they found him in the parking lot with all the gear)
This one just drives me nuts.... People are such gullible idiots.
Yeah I know. There is even this photo going around comparing his mugshot to some old college photo and they claim they're different people. Even though both shots have different angles, lighting, and uh he has BRIGHT ORANGE HAIR in one. Give me a you rage you lose thread and i'll lose everytime I see that.
 

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Hazy992 said:
All of them. Sorry but conspiracy theories just piss me off.
Ding! Winner!

The JFK one is really interesting, though, because apparently the KGB were actually encouraging people to spread rumors that the Russians did it, to make them seem more powerful. JFK, on the other hand, was a really shitty movie.
 

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My dad and his Mechanic buddies have a wierd one.

They claim that the reason that engines in vehicles have gotten more complicated and harder/near impossible to repair without special tools is because The Big 3 (GM, Ford, Chrystler) got together and decided "Lets make our engines insanely complicated so people have to go to our overpriced, unionized repair shops and cant fix them themselves like they did in the old days."

Other than that, most have been mentioned already.
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-Barrack Obama is the antichrist. I ain't even Christian, but shooting this one down is almost like a sport to me now.
Yeah, whenever people say stuff like that (or that he is a Secret Kenyan Commie Muslim Terrorist), all I have to say to them is "Shut up. There is plenty of ligitimate critisim of him that DOESNT need to devolve into insane conspiracy theories. Now please, shut up. You are making the sane Republicans like me look bad."
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKB51YWGes

*sigh* how can people really believe this
 

ejb626

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Anybody here ever go on /x/? It can be entertaining just because of how batshit insane everyone there is, some stuff I've heard on there includes "The Fourth Reich's secret all-Aryan city in the Hollow Earth" along with several people claiming they can do magic and enter astral projection at will (that is to separate the soul from the body, I think). I think one of the dumbest ones is the White Supremacist "Jews secretly control everything and are undermining society". Because it's nothing more than a delusion used to justify baseless prejudice.
 

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Yellowbeard said:
The "chemtrails" theory is amazingly fucking stupid.
This. My roommate refuses to see things any other way. He goes all Bill o'Reily on me and tell me I "can't explain that."
 

lukey94

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The best stupid conspiracy is that Kyle took a dump in the urinal, and is behind 9/11
 

chiggerwood

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My grandmother believes that we are being run by a secret, gay, Jewish, Neo-Nazi, Mexican government. Has sent me literature, and has written the White house about said gay Jewish Neo-Nazi Mexicans. Also she believes that there are Ninjas plotting to kill her, but that's a different matter.
 

Simonoly

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That the moon is an artificial construction placed into the orbit of the Earth by an advanced Alien species a billion or so years ago. No seriously, there are whole books on this. It's......cute.
 

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A friend of my mother's believes that scientists are spraying subways with super-bacteria. It's...... not cute.
 

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The flat earth society believes that the earth is like a giant plate with 500 foot ice walls surrounding the outer rim. The military is stationed at these ice walls prepared to shoot down any plane that will try to fly over the ice wall and outside of the earth because... there's apparently some unknown financial benefit to everyone thinking the earth is round. Also Antarctica does not exist and is instead a myth created to explain the ice wall, and the sun and moon do in fact revolve around the earth, which is not in orbit of anything and instead creates gravity by moving upwards at 9.8 meters per second.
 

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Theres a conspiracy theory that White Star switched the Olympic and Titanic as an insurance scam and planned to sink the Olympic out in sea by slowly flooding the ship.
 

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Hazy992 said:
All of them. Sorry but conspiracy theories just piss me off.

If I had to pick one I guess I'd say the Reptoid/Lizard Men conspiracy or whatever they call it.
It's referred to as the Reptilian Agenda if memory serves.
I can't stand the Birthers because it's just a reason for cheap thugs to stand up and scream that the President doesn't belong. We know why you really think that, but he is American and you have to deal with it.