Stupid Instructions

[ilspooner]

I was going to make some burritos, and got out the wraps for them. On the packet, I saw a large warning label on it saying "Warning! Product becomes hot when heated!".
So, the question I pose to you is, what is the stupidest instructions/warning labels you have found on products?
EDIT: Sorry, didn't mean to put it in gaming discussion

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

I think an obvious one is "KP BRAND PEANUTS" on the back label it says "Warning may contain nuts".

at that moment i facepalmed and enjoyed the salty nuts.

 

[Blackadder51]

On a business shirt.

"Do not iron whilst wearing shirt"

 

[Harlemura]

I had a hat that told me to "Wash when dirty".
I think I could've guessed that one myself hat, thank you.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

On a dvd drive manual:

"Open tray before putting in disc"

Really? I mean, really?

 

[Contun]

At least they warned you beforehand.

Spoiler: CAUTION.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I can't find the picture I have of it, but one of my mates had a hat with instructions on how to wear it properly. Thanks hat. However would I have figured out that you weren't a shoe without a picture of a stick figure man with it on his foot and a cross next to it to show that he was doing it wrong?

 

[Ranorak]

Yes.... Really.

 

[Savagezion]

At least they warned you beforehand.

Spoiler: CAUTION.

LMAO. That is probably the most epic fail ever. It must be fake.

 

[havass]

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

No duh.

 

[Polaris19]

On lighter fluid can: CAUTION: FIRE HAZARD!

 

[Lukeman1884]

Our teacher recently got a gun license and bought a gun in America. In the included manual leaflet, it says: "Do not hit people with handle of gun"

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

theres a warning on Claymores that says "Face toward enemy" i know it's actually a good idea to have it there (especially in the heat of battle when things can get confusing) but its just kind of funny that you have to remind soldiers to point there weapons toward the enemy.

 

[SuperCombustion]

in my science class, we have these jars of acid for doing experiments. The jar with the hydrochloric acid says: "do not ingest, may cause permanent death."

'permanent' death?

 

[Queen Michael]

in my science class, we have these jars of acid for doing experiments. The jar with the hydrochloric acid says: "do not ingest, may cause permanent death."

'permanent' death?

Sure. Ever read a super-hero comicbook? There's a difference between the permanent ones and the other ones.

 

[Elburzito]

EDIT: Damn, the picture isn't showing, so I'll just say the instructions:

"Attention in an Emergency: When the lift stops because of power cut, do not be afraid but stay calm. DO NOT touch the door nor the PUSHES of numbers 0, 1, 2, 3 BUT you have to shout until somebody hears you and pulls lift down by hand. Thanks!"

I've seen this myself, it ACTUALLY exists.
Maybe this link will work:
http://www.google.com.mt/imgres?imgurl=http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/nougat2/lift.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boards.sethroberts.net/index.php%3FPHPSESSID%3Dde786c76a584251afee31c6a4bf49ca4%26topic%3D6561.0&usg=__qCsavj1GgRzv-msK8k0LnugqkNQ=&h=450&w=600&sz=50&hl=mt&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=yROutJZoLg7ewM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=209&prev=/images%3Fq%3Donly%2Bin%2Bmalta%2Blift%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dmt%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D933%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=166&oei=b5CYTMu_KM-P4galv5n9Dw&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=161&ty=69

 

[Elburzito]

At least they warned you beforehand.

Spoiler: CAUTION.

LMAO. That is probably the most epic fail ever. It must be fake.

Is that honestly real!? Why would you make a sign warning people about the sign? The edges don't look THAT sharp.

 

[SuperCombustion]

in my science class, we have these jars of acid for doing experiments. The jar with the hydrochloric acid says: "do not ingest, may cause permanent death."

'permanent' death?

Sure. Ever read a super-hero comicbook? There's a difference between the permanent ones and the other ones.

..... point taken...