Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Because your mother is a comedian. (That's right, your mother is a typo.)

Why won't anybody comment on my new YouTube video?

 

[terribleyetfun]

because they are too busy fighting off the invading pandas

how come I have to say please when I ask for something.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Because the politeness fairies will implode you brain if you don't

How come i giggle whenever i say the word ''Pedestrian''?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Because it's a funny word.

Why does it hurt, when I pee?

 

[Sparrow]

Because you listen to too many penis inflamtory initiating songs.

DO U LIEK MUDKIPS?

 

[tomtom94]

In Soviet Russia, MUDKIP LIEKZ U

What happens when Mudkip smiles?

 

[Letsrock456]

The Mudkipper's begin singing.

What would happen if Mario dressed like Luigi?

 

[ThreeWords]

He would become Schroedinger's Nintendo Character, and would simultaneously, until someone checked, at which point one possibility would collapse leaving either Mario or Luigi

How does superman fly?

 

[the Tadman]

He uses fart propelsion

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

26 logs.

WTF?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

It's a giant fat-man in a trolly!

Why can't I get the girl of my dreams?!

 

[Levaetus]

A:Lose the Kingdom Hearts pic.

Q:How do I shot web?

 

[ThreeWords]

Y'know when you have like a massive sneeze? Well, webbing is just doing that at the right time...

What exactly can Fruitarians eat?

 

[Sparrow]

Moles. From dogs. Who live in Mexico.

Never gonna' give me up? Never gonna' let me down? Never gonna' turn around, and desert me?

 

[ThreeWords]

No, I wouldn't do any of those things. That's her job

What does the phrase "your mom" actually mean, and why do people get so annoyed by it?

 

[Neonbob]

It means that your mom has died a horrible death that was brought about by several legions of flying monkeys that were genetically engineered for that sole purpose.

Why has nobody issued me a license to kill?

 

[the Tadman]

After the "nuke the whales" fiasco i don't imagine why they should

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I throw them at you every time I draw near. Get ready for some emus.

Why can't I drive on sidewalks without the police yelling at me?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you forgot to signal onto the sidewalks.

How did I get to be such the public nuisance that it took three cop cars to pull me over Saturday night?