Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[terribleyetfun]

because you`re scared that I`l murder you for stealing me pot,o,gold

is Australia shaped like a doughnut and if so will a giant fat man come out of the pacific ocean and eat it.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

A:Lose the Kingdom Hearts pic.

Q:How do I shot web?

Some strange irony there...coming from a guy with a picture of Sephiroth. Not to say there is anything wrong with him...>.>

 

[Neonbob]

Yes and yes. And the fat man is going to be spawned from a collection of unhappy penguins from Madagascar.

Will anyone give me a lightsaber?

 

[Sparrow]

Yes. BUT IT'S MADE OF MUDKIPS ;D

1, 2, 3...?

 

[tomtom94]

248,967 monkeys making jam out of ET's cold dead corpse.

Cake or death?

 

[Overlord Moo]

Cake of death.

What color is a smell?

 

[terribleyetfun]

it is a smelly color a smelly color that smells colorful .

have you seen it.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I have. It was wonderful and shiny and it had boobs, too. It was incredible.

Do you like getting kicked in the face?

 

[slevin8989]

A: if you pay i like anything

Q: What time is it

 

[Neonbob]

It is time for the world devourer to rain down death and destruction from the edges of the galaxy, and watch as we pitiful humans attempt to curtail the madness.

Would you give me a chainsaw?

 

[Sparrow]

Only if you pass the salt, Winfrey.

IS THE ESCAPIST MAGAZINE REALLY NAZI IDEOLOGY IN DISGUISE?

 

[slevin8989]

Q:Sure then all the blood from the echelon will shout yes

A:Can i catch pregnancy

 

[Neonbob]

Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

Why do people like American Idol?

 

[Sparrow]

Because they're all good singers (That answer was stupid, incase you didn't pick on it)

If I eat a pot noodle with a spoon, is it technichally a desert?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope! It's technically a small marsupial!

Do you eat brains?

 

[Sparrow]

Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

If I make my Sky+ box record a History program, will the world implode?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes. And I will pay you five dollars to do it.
[sup]Nice answer [/sup]

Do you use your mouse for copy/pasting?

 

[headshotcatcher]

No, I use my mind!

Why does a green velvet hat last longer than a black leather jumpsuit with flashy white stripes?

Ahem

 

[Sparrow]

BECUZ OF TEH MUDKIPS. And no, I will never stop using this answer.

If you mix Coke with Pepsi, what do you get?

 

[Neonbob]

Because the flashy white stripes wear down the leather over time. The velvet hat has no white stripes, so it is going to last longer.
Then mentos would have to combine with tic-tacs as well.

Can I shoot at cars on the highway without getting in trouble?