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Neonbob

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By dragging an old lady around behind your car in a wheelchair because you didn't want to fold it up so she could ride in the car.

Why the hell am I still up?
 

terribleyetfun

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because you`re scared that I`l murder you for stealing me pot,o,gold

is Australia shaped like a doughnut and if so will a giant fat man come out of the pacific ocean and eat it.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Yes and yes. And the fat man is going to be spawned from a collection of unhappy penguins from Madagascar.

Will anyone give me a lightsaber?
 

Neonbob

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Yes I have. It was wonderful and shiny and it had boobs, too. It was incredible.

Do you like getting kicked in the face?
 

Neonbob

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It is time for the world devourer to rain down death and destruction from the edges of the galaxy, and watch as we pitiful humans attempt to curtail the madness.

Would you give me a chainsaw?
 

Sparrow

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Only if you pass the salt, Winfrey.

IS THE ESCAPIST MAGAZINE REALLY NAZI IDEOLOGY IN DISGUISE?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

Why do people like American Idol?
 

Sparrow

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Because they're all good singers (That answer was stupid, incase you didn't pick on it)

If I eat a pot noodle with a spoon, is it technichally a desert?
 

Sparrow

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Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

If I make my Sky+ box record a History program, will the world implode?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Yes. And I will pay you five dollars to do it.
[sup]Nice answer :p[/sup]

Do you use your mouse for copy/pasting?
 

headshotcatcher

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No, I use my mind!

Why does a green velvet hat last longer than a black leather jumpsuit with flashy white stripes?

Ahem
 

Sparrow

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BECUZ OF TEH MUDKIPS. And no, I will never stop using this answer.

If you mix Coke with Pepsi, what do you get?