Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Neonbob]

Because the flashy white stripes wear down the leather over time. The velvet hat has no white stripes, so it is going to last longer.
Then mentos would have to combine with tic-tacs as well.

Can I shoot at cars on the highway without getting in trouble?

 

[slevin8989]

A: Why not I'm already doing it

Q: So was bush a good prez

 

[Neonbob]

Sure. If you have incredibly low standards.

Can you survive falling off a bridge onto a freeway?

 

[slevin8989]

A: Let me try (jumps)

Q: So can i fly if i flap my hands really hard

 

[Sparrow]

Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

Should I stop using that answer and revert back to some MUDKIPZ themed one instead?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I like my answer better than the mudkips thing.

How much do you love bear traps?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

As much as I love faecal matter on my bread.

Why can't I order Jesus via mail?

 

[goatzilla8463]

because I'm Jesus.

Why can't i have green sperm?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you are not the hulk.

Why aren't my teeth white?

 

[Sparrow]

Because I did things to you in your sleep, which can happen only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon.

Zombehs. GEWD OR WHUT?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm going to say English is good. And zombies are good if you keep them chained up in your yard.
[sup]And I thought I tasted something funny. I must kill you now. Ask Goat to forgive your sins(see his post)[/sup]

Are you ready?

 

[goatzilla8463]

OH HELL YEAH!!!!! RAWR..........I hope you meant what I thought you meant.

Cripples, should they be harvested for brain matter.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Your 1337 spelling nullifies your question.

Why am I such a Grammar Nazi?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it is fun and rewarding to spread awareness of the rules of grammar.

Would you want to be a millionaire?

 

[Sparrow]

Nah. I'mma gewd with mah billion pound bank balance

DOES. U. LIEK. MUD?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I like acid baths.

Do you make fun of people?

 

[tomtom94]

Talk to the hand, blondie!

How much chuck could a chuck wood wood if a chuck wood could wood chuck?

 

[Neonbob]

Five courics. And a splinter.

Do you go to libraries?

 

[Sparrow]

Nah. I got to strip clubs for my literature.

Whales? Nuke? The?

 

[Levaetus]

A:Lose the Kingdom Hearts pic.

Q:How do I shot web?

Some strange irony there...coming from a guy with a picture of Sephiroth. Not to say there is anything wrong with him...>.>

lol I know right. I realized that immediately after my post. Also Sephiroth is just badass compared to Sora and his cameo-ing super pal Roxas lol.