Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #401 Murder the competi... I mean, uh... have a drink. Why does the map only say DESTINATION and has an arrow pointing there?
Murder the competi... I mean, uh... have a drink. Why does the map only say DESTINATION and has an arrow pointing there?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,591 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #402 It's unnamed, we could probably name the island when we get there. Any idea of what to name it?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #403 Awesometon. Why won't Vaude accept my rum, which clearly does not have a sleeping drug in it?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #404 Because she's already accepted my bourbon and she needs to sleep now. In my tent. Is my tent comfy?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #405 Probably not. I just burned it down. And now I need to take her in my tent for her wounds to be treated. Am I a sick bastard?
Probably not. I just burned it down. And now I need to take her in my tent for her wounds to be treated. Am I a sick bastard?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #406 Yes. Luckily for me, so am I. Oops, time to get going. Have you packed yet?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,591 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #407 *Snore* ...Huh... Why am i all bandaged up? ...And in your tent?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #408 Erm... *Begins singing a lullaby* Did it work?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,591 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #409 *Sleeping* Wonder what time the helicopter leaves...? *Snore*
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #410 Right now! *Pulls her on and we ride off into the sunset, towards a fabulous golden island* We're here! Where should we start?
Right now! *Pulls her on and we ride off into the sunset, towards a fabulous golden island* We're here! Where should we start?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #411 Well, you go ahead up that mountain while I stay here and do guard duty with the Captain. Do we really have to go back?
Well, you go ahead up that mountain while I stay here and do guard duty with the Captain. Do we really have to go back?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #412 No, we haven't even started yet! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE CAPTAIN? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY JOB!
No, we haven't even started yet! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE CAPTAIN? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY JOB!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,591 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #413 *Regains alittle consciousness* Oh hey we're here...We can stay as long as we want... How long have i been asleep?
*Regains alittle consciousness* Oh hey we're here...We can stay as long as we want... How long have i been asleep?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #414 About 3 orgasm's worth. When do I get my turn?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #415 Don't worry, the two of us will stay on guard duty. You don't get a turn. So, why don't you go get some water?
Don't worry, the two of us will stay on guard duty. You don't get a turn. So, why don't you go get some water?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,591 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #416 Don't mind if i do. *Goes off to get some* How did i get into this mess?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #417 By being awesome. Hang on, Ren... you DID use contraceptives, right?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #418 Why would I use contraceptives for guard duty? Why would I use contraceptives for guard duty?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #419 Wait... so you two were not having sex? Okay then... Ren, how did that armed grenade get in your pocket?
Wait... so you two were not having sex? Okay then... Ren, how did that armed grenade get in your pocket?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Oct 23, 2009 #420 April's fool! But aren't we in October?