Stupidest Complaint 2011

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Canadamus Prime

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campofapproval said:
Mr. Omega said:
"Man, Mario Galaxy 2 is the dumbest thing ever. It's just a glorified expansion pack. It's nowhere near as good as Fallout: New Vegas."

The sad part is, many people here would likely agree with that person.

edit: the "glorified expansion" part, not the "it's better" part.
considering new vegas itself is a glorified expansion pack, el oh el.
Yeah, I sure hope the irony isn't lost on whoever made that complaint.
 

TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN

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TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN said:
Okay, this one I actually heard late last year, and it wasn't from me, but it was extremely stupid.

"Inception was dumb because I didn't understand it."
Hmm, the thing is there is no interpretation of the film that is 100 percent correct, saying that you didn't get it is a perfectly fair (if not the only correct) response.

Although if this is all he said then yes its a pretty silly complaint. If he fleshed his complaint out there's alot that could've been said for the fact it is so open ended and thus less clever than it actually tries to be.

For me, hearing someone complain that there was no block button in Godhand and thus the game was broken/impossible.
Ohhhh, right. Good point, I didn't think of it that way.
 

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The dumbest complaint i've heard anyone say? Hmm...Playing SSBB with my friend who is playing Sonic, with smash balls on, he says "Oh my god Lucario's final smash is so cheap, this is the fourth time you've got me!"

He gets a single smash ball and wins the game, killing me 3 times in a single go >.>

also this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266
 

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Guffe said:
I have many friends who always complain about realism in games and how they adore realstic [insert game genre]. I always try to tell them that I play games to enjoy myself and have a good time to get away from realism but that never works with them... Don't get me wrong they enjoy Halo and stuff but they always also rant about everything that they think is slightly of, for example they think the armor in Halo takes more damage than it should be able to -.-
just tell them that they will need 5 people to work a tank and see how they take it
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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My ex boyfriend when he got to the end of FFX2 (which I finished for him btw...) He was so incensed that Tidus and Yuna didn't get back together that he broke the game pad. Then the credits rolled, then they got back together. >_> and you wonder why hes an ex huh.
 

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For me, it was when I was looking up magic the gathering cards, and every once in a while you'd find this care a bunch of people liked and someone would say, 'it can still be killed by a doom blade.' (which basically destroys target nonblack creature.)

Alright... so thats almost all creatures. To avoid this problem a creature would have to a. be black, b. have shroud, or c. have regenerate. There aren't a hell of a lot of cratures that have shroud or regenerate, some sure, but not a whole lot, and even then they would be missing out on other potential effects. And there are five colors you can pick from... no reason to stick with black because it could get hit with doom blade. I persoally prefer rend flesh to kill target non-spirit since none of my friends use them. Or you could always use 'kill non-elf.' And terminate is better anyway if you use mountains, getting by the black problem and the regenerate.

Long story short, I think they were just trolls, but I thought it was stupid nonetheless.
 

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Actually, the dumbest complaint I ever heard is that there is nothing happening in Call of Duty: Black Ops, on the level where you fire a grenade launcher into a crowded street. I hate Black Ops, but I just slammed him with a piece of meat later on.
 

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Doomcat said:
also this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266
...No... This is satire. It has to be... It is not possible to be that stupid.

No. I refuse to believe it... No. I'm an Atheist and commonly have to put up with Theist insanity... But this... No.


OT:
A couple of my friends, when I told them about BFBC:2, told me that bad company sucked... without even attempting to explain why.

BTW, they are massive CoD fans.
 

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TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN said:
Okay, this one I actually heard late last year, and it wasn't from me, but it was extremely stupid.

"Inception was dumb because I didn't understand it."
Sounds like my sister's review of a lot the of movies she sees. The ONLY reason she didnt like V for Vendetta was because you never saw his face
 

Merkavar

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anthony87 said:
Just PC Gamers in general complaining about a game being too "simplistic"(Crysis 2 apparently)

I just wish they'd realise that a game can still be fun with having 40 or so different buttons.
yeah but when your used to pc games having those extra buttons you can get annoyed when they arent there just cause the game was made for a console. pc gamers have a whole keyboard, why not use it.


A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
 

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SIXVI06-M said:
Seriously? First of all, it's a third-person shooter, not first-person. It's an entirely different dynamic in every way. Secondly, if all you did was spray in the direction of the enemy or end everything with biotic powers, you should have played on a harder difficulty. Even in Normal, if you didn't use cover, the enemy knew how to aim for you and you'd be dead in seconds. Try playing on Hardcore or Insanity. Biotic powers end up being the only thing keeping you alive and then just barely. You start to worry about conserving ammo, planning out a means of using the series of cover spots in the room, avoiding being flanked by an enemy with a shotgun or, God forbid, a motherfucking krogan! Then you had to also take into account how important your teammates are. If you brought along Tali for AI Hacking and there's a Geth Prime charging you, but you're all out of medi-gel and she's laying dead on the ground next to you, you're boned.

Mass Effect's action sequences were extremely intense, and much more so than an FPS where your important teammates are invincible, or in RDR (another TPS) where you can automatically target enemies with cowboy magic. It made for even more intensity in the final mission. When the collectors come, they come, and you may not have all of your loyalty missions complete yet. If you don't chances are high someone will die and you can't do a thing about it. Every bullet in every cutscene is an intense concern because you know just how difficult combat can be and how many times you had to reload a save... But npcs don't get that luxury in the suicide mission. For instance, in my playthrough, Jack died during the final battle. She wasn't in my party and just died in normal combat. It leaves you with a pang of, "What if I had her join my party to fight the final boss? Would I have been able to keep her alive?" That pang dies shortly though because Jack is a terrible character and your team is better off without her, but what if it had been Garrus?!

Anyway, you are entitled to your opinion, but to say ME2's combat pales in comparison to Gears of War is just having a retarded opinion.
 

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cherry-picking for effect:
Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
Honestly, this one was from today but it was definitely the most retarded complaint I have ever heard.

"
mass effect 2
had good story and dialog, but the combat was uninspiring, it should have been like a point and click adventure game.

...

Really? A Point and click adventure over action, shooting, run around, aiming,
crouching
, adrenaline-pumping combat? You actually get MORE "inspired" by clicking with one hand around like you would on a desktop? How? How do you get more of a rush from this:



than this?
Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
mass effect 2

crouching
Sorry, but the irony just struck me really hard there.

OT: Complaints about excessive government spending, basically. It's actually been declining since 2008.
 

Laser Priest

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"It's not realistic."

Every time someone complains about this, I want to hit them. With my head.
 

ReservoirAngel

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Someone criticizing Bayonetta for ripping off Devil May Cry. just...ugh, it wasn't even worth the effort to point out the obvious.
 

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Someone saying The Matrix is dumb because they don't understand it, It's really not hard to follow. Also when someone said Sirius Black was a ripoff of Jacob Black, I wanted to smack that person so hard.
 

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"How come the critics/my friends/people on an Internet forum don't like movie/game/manga/book/band X when I think it's Amazing?!?"

This just in: People have different opinions.
 

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Drummie666 said:
Doomcat said:
also this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266
...No... This is satire. It has to be... It is not possible to be that stupid.

No. I refuse to believe it... No. I'm an Atheist and commonly have to put up with Theist insanity... But this... No.


OT:
A couple of my friends, when I told them about BFBC:2, told me that bad company sucked... without even attempting to explain why.

BTW, they are massive CoD fans.
Rest easy, Samus-fairy. Landover Baptist's site is a joke/satire.