Stupidest Complaint 2011
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Someone whining about how "Dragon Age 2 sucks because it's so unrealistic." I wasn't aware that the first game was realistic, I guess I've just never noticed all of the dragons flying over my house.
my friend said that Ocarina of time is the best game ever and then i said its a matter of opinion but he said that it is a matter of opinion exept for ocarina of time because its the best game ever.
seariously sometimes i want to punch him SO hard.
seariously sometimes i want to punch him SO hard.
"Bulletstorm is so linear"
And is also intensely fun and involves no grind/fetch/escort quests whatsoever? I don't remember when linar became inherently wrong in a game that was not advertised to be otherwise.
"All you do is shoot people in Bulletstorm!"
Doing it wrong
And is also intensely fun and involves no grind/fetch/escort quests whatsoever? I don't remember when linar became inherently wrong in a game that was not advertised to be otherwise.
"All you do is shoot people in Bulletstorm!"
Doing it wrong
Man I have a whole bunch and they all come from the same person, ahem.
"Minecraft looks like shit, Minesweeper is a million times better than that shit, Lol I r funny"
"Mass Effect 2 is just for nerds"
"I'm not playing Dragon Age because it's repetitive and all you do is the same thing" (from the person who plays every generation of Smackdown VS Raw)
"I'm never going to watch Lord Of The Rings it's for nerds and is like a shittier version of Star Wars set in the past" Now after years of this he has bought the Blu Rays for all three of them and all he does is talk about how good they are, if I remind him or other people that all he did was talk shit about them whilst having no knowledge about the movie he slaps me (16 year old guy who slaps people...) and tells me to shut up, aparentlly he doesn't like me pointing out what a ignorant person he is.
OTHER PERSON "PC gaming is the biggest piece of shit on the planet"
ME "You should try downloading Steam it's free and it's like Xbox Live but better with more deals and customizable options"
OTHER PERSON "I'm not going to waste my time downloading it, it's more like a shitty version of Xbox Live for a platform that only losers play on"
And this person is my friend...
"Minecraft looks like shit, Minesweeper is a million times better than that shit, Lol I r funny"
"Mass Effect 2 is just for nerds"
"I'm not playing Dragon Age because it's repetitive and all you do is the same thing" (from the person who plays every generation of Smackdown VS Raw)
"I'm never going to watch Lord Of The Rings it's for nerds and is like a shittier version of Star Wars set in the past" Now after years of this he has bought the Blu Rays for all three of them and all he does is talk about how good they are, if I remind him or other people that all he did was talk shit about them whilst having no knowledge about the movie he slaps me (16 year old guy who slaps people...) and tells me to shut up, aparentlly he doesn't like me pointing out what a ignorant person he is.
OTHER PERSON "PC gaming is the biggest piece of shit on the planet"
ME "You should try downloading Steam it's free and it's like Xbox Live but better with more deals and customizable options"
OTHER PERSON "I'm not going to waste my time downloading it, it's more like a shitty version of Xbox Live for a platform that only losers play on"
And this person is my friend...
Ship/Fandom wars lead to lots of this.
"THIS PAIRING IS STUPID BECAUSE THEY TREAT CHARACTER X LIKE A DUMB CHILD!" (then as soon as Character X hooks up with the person they ship them with who treats her the exact same way) "ZOMG YOU GUYS TRUE LOVE! ENDGAME!"
Also, I've heard people complain about someone making a character dumb when they write them. This character canonically believes babies come from storks. So, how DARE you write them ACCURATELY!
"THIS PAIRING IS STUPID BECAUSE THEY TREAT CHARACTER X LIKE A DUMB CHILD!" (then as soon as Character X hooks up with the person they ship them with who treats her the exact same way) "ZOMG YOU GUYS TRUE LOVE! ENDGAME!"
Also, I've heard people complain about someone making a character dumb when they write them. This character canonically believes babies come from storks. So, how DARE you write them ACCURATELY!
That's because everyone wants everything to be like batmanNecromancer Jim said:
OT: I once kned a guy who went on and on about how the PS3 sucks because unlike the 360 you didn' get many features and wasn't worth your money. Then I pointed out a internet browser, built in blu ray, FREE online, media folders (also on the 360), PSN, Netflix (also on the 360), Media Sotrage (also on the 360), he also stated that the PS controllers are akward and my reply is that every controller is akward when you aren't used to it. When I kept telling him that to me both consoles are worth your money and it only comes down to preference, he removed me from facebook and when he sees me in public he doesn't acknowledge me. This always makes me ell oh ell whenever I think about it.
I had someone complain to me that the ending of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley was a terrible ending because there was no fight..............
REALLY?
REALLY?
Couple of things:
Dragon age 2 combat is too exiting & fast paced!
wahh! Bad company 2 is too un-realistc! you cant qucikscope! & theres bullet drop!
WAAAAH!MAss effect 2 is too fun!
also:
WAAAAAAAAAAAH! need for speed shift is Need for speed shit! its cars are too fast & it has too much inertia!
&:
OMG HOMEFRONT HAS AMERICA BEING INVADED! & its campaign is 1 hour shorter than call of duty!its sucks balls!1111oneoneoneshiftkeyshiftkey!
Dragon age 2 combat is too exiting & fast paced!
wahh! Bad company 2 is too un-realistc! you cant qucikscope! & theres bullet drop!
WAAAAH!MAss effect 2 is too fun!
also:
WAAAAAAAAAAAH! need for speed shift is Need for speed shit! its cars are too fast & it has too much inertia!
&:
OMG HOMEFRONT HAS AMERICA BEING INVADED! & its campaign is 1 hour shorter than call of duty!its sucks balls!1111oneoneoneshiftkeyshiftkey!
"Final Fantasy XIII is clearly going to be shite becuase they used a leona lewis song in the trailer"
i mean his logic was ridiculous. but turns out he was right
i put that down to luck though so it's still a dumb complaint
i mean his logic was ridiculous. but turns out he was right
i put that down to luck though so it's still a dumb complaint
People who complain about modern pokemon designs and always say that the 1st gen pokemon were perfect.
It especially annoys me when they complain abuot how new pokemon names are all based on puns. Somehow they fail to notice the turtle that squirts water was "Squirtle" or the thing with a bulb on it's back is a "bulbasaur" or that "dragonite" is clearly a pun on dragon.
Then of course there's Pidgey.
It especially annoys me when they complain abuot how new pokemon names are all based on puns. Somehow they fail to notice the turtle that squirts water was "Squirtle" or the thing with a bulb on it's back is a "bulbasaur" or that "dragonite" is clearly a pun on dragon.
Then of course there's Pidgey.
Any complaint about a game being "Unrealistic" in its self is stupid.
But two of the worst one's I have heard were:
"Games like hoard mode in gears of war 2 and zombies in Cod Are so not fair and crap because they just send harder to kill waves of enemies at you"
That's the whole point of those games Genious!
My favorite one though is this:
"Kain from blood omen 1&2 is a totally differant character from the guy called kain in the soul reaver games, I know this because they differant hair though they may be brothers or something"
No you bleeding moron, they look differant because Blood omen is based before soul reaver and before Kain becomes the elder vampire he is in soul reaver"
But two of the worst one's I have heard were:
"Games like hoard mode in gears of war 2 and zombies in Cod Are so not fair and crap because they just send harder to kill waves of enemies at you"
That's the whole point of those games Genious!
My favorite one though is this:
"Kain from blood omen 1&2 is a totally differant character from the guy called kain in the soul reaver games, I know this because they differant hair though they may be brothers or something"
No you bleeding moron, they look differant because Blood omen is based before soul reaver and before Kain becomes the elder vampire he is in soul reaver"
"It may still be impervious to criticism, simply because no one short of a NASA systems analyst will be able to articulate the plot."
A direct quote from the Wall Street Journal's review of Inception. It's sad when random teenagers with average grades and little knowledge of film (e.g. me) are more capable of understanding a movie than professional critics.
And on a slightly more serious note, all the people who bitched that their scanlated Naruto wouldn't be out on time due to the tsunami in Japan. Cry some more, you entitled weeaboo douchebags.
A direct quote from the Wall Street Journal's review of Inception. It's sad when random teenagers with average grades and little knowledge of film (e.g. me) are more capable of understanding a movie than professional critics.
And on a slightly more serious note, all the people who bitched that their scanlated Naruto wouldn't be out on time due to the tsunami in Japan. Cry some more, you entitled weeaboo douchebags.
