Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

[LITE992]

My high school has a uniform system where we must wear their white shirts, or burgundy vests or sweaters, with grey pants and black shoes. So I get the first ones down but I accidentally come to school with white running shoes (I was really tired). My teacher notices and tells me I gotta go to the office during lunch for a lunch detention. So there I am, sitting for almost my full 40 minute lunch period, waiting to talk to my VP. I'm not allowed to leave to go to the washroom or grab some food. 5 minutes before the lunch period is over, the secretary tells me to go. That's it. Go. I try to stuff my face as much as possible in 5 minutes, which doesn't work.

Sorry for the wall of text.
/rant.

 

[Rex Fallout]

Hmm, well I was quite the energetic crazy kid back in the day, got in trouble alot. But the stupidest one would have to be in like 3rd grade me and a friend started a business selling pictures during reading time. for like a quarter each. We made like 30 bucks. then the principal found out and got mad at us, took the money and refused to give it back. I was a freaking entrepreneur! And I still want my money. I hate that principal to this day...

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

I got sent to the office in 5th grade for attacking a boy...... who hit me in the face. With a soccer ball. And I had to say I was sorry!

 

[tris4992]

I had an opinion ... a very vivid opinion ... about the principal ... which I expressed during the lessons.

Then rumors start building up and when the principal found suddenly I was accusing her of financial fraud.

I got kicked out of school.

 

[DoubleTime]

In sixth grade I played trumpet and had to lug the darn thing with me to class since (a) the case was the size of my locker so it wouldn't fit with even one textbook in there, and (b) the band teacher never showed up early enough for me to dump it in the band room before going to my first class.

The lady who taught my first class hated it and the rolly backpack my parents forced me to use (because the doctor told them it was better for me than carrying all my books on my back). I had to have them next to my desk, like everyone else, but especially the trumpet case because the kid behind me thought it was funny to kick it to disrupt class, then claim it had been under THEIR desk so the teacher would yell at me instead.

Anyway, the big thing was one day the teacher stubbed her toe on my trumpet case and proceeded to yell at me, then give me a frickin' REFERRAL to the office (note: 3 referrals and you get suspended). I was the kind of kid who never got in trouble, so when I showed up at the office they were all in shock, and I remember one telling me not to worry because they'd make sure it wouldn't show up on my permanent record (although I don't know if they did or not).

That teacher was psychotic...

(She was also the only teacher to require 3 five paragraph essays with her 100 question tests...)

EDIT:

Just remembered another. In sixth grade I also wore a one-piece swimsuit with shorts when it was super hot out. I was a pudgy kid, and probably didn't look super great, but I always brought a t-shirt in my locker in case it got cold or someone said it was inappropriate (which only happened once). Anyway, that one time one of my teachers early morning suddenly flipped out on me when she realized that my back was mostly exposed, despite other girls wearing short-shorts and midriff bearing shirts, and the fact that I'd been wearing various versions of that outfit for a week. I was laughed out of class as she screamed at me about how indecent I was being. :/

 

[mgsaxty]

My whole year group spent two weeks without lunch or break because somone threw a snowball at a teacher. we wernt alowed out untill somone addmitted to doing it, then two weeks in half of the year admitted to doing it so we could have lunch.

 

[Kais86]

I once made a huge mess using materials to make a volcano(... or mountain... or something I don't recall it was 20 years ago), because it was fun, and then I utterly forgot to clean it up for some reason. I'd had the intention of cleaning it up, it just slipped my mind.

 

[ScarlettRage]

haha i was a smartass in class, and was told to shut the hell up.

made me laugh harder.

 

[JochemDude]

I was kicked off one of my schools because I knocked a teacher into the hospital, he insulted my parents, I said also he could go too far, then he tried the typical arm behind back technique on me. Broke his nose, jaw, arm and a few ribs (almost went to juvenile hall for that). I also got suspended because I had put porno onto the projector in the cafeteria during lunch.

More stupid reasons were when I went to a catholic school and got kicked off the first day because during one of the topography classes, I said that if he looked carefully he would realize that the continents fitted together.

I got into trouble lots of times in my high school, mostly because I don't allow people to mess around with me. I'll kick the living shit out of them.

 

[bootz]

6th and 7th grade I went to a city gang run school where people would have shoot outs. Drive bys and drugs everywhere. I got jumped several times and fought back.

8th grade I moved to a rural school
There were a couple a bullies that would book check me. I just ignored them, I didn't see them as a threat.

The School jumped in and said I should stick up for myself and actaully taught me to fight.
(I had to stay after school pretty much a punishment)

 

[shaboinkin]

I got kicked out of homeroom (if you don't know what that is, that's just like a brief period in a classroom where we go to get information through the teachers, morning announcements, and shit like that)

Anyways, I stood up and was tossing out the lint in my pants pockets (don't ask) and my homeroom teacher went ape-shit on me and kicked me out of the room. Pretty freaking hilarious actually. She kicked another one out because he was laughing at the whole thing.

 

[Mcmuffin]

oh i have another,

last year i turned 18 and my friends being who they are got me 18 balloons and blew them up middle of the day and began throwing them at me. of course it didnt hurt and we were actually in a study hall with only 8 or so people, the two of them got called out on it and would have had their perfect school records destroyed because they were throwing light air filled balloons at me. so me being the average, kinda trouble maker student took the blame saying i started it and the two were just pissed at me and trying to get work done.long story short i got suspended for 2 days for "Causing a Hindrance of learning" to this day i still lord it over my friend who got into MIT.

 

[dakaptin]

In 5th grade I was sent to the principal's office for telling another student that a ***** was a female dog. I explained this to the principal and he just sent me back to class. Somehow, this gave me the reputation of cursing out the principal to his face.

Also, in 7th grade I was sent to the principal's office for...well...forging report cards for myself and my sister. (It was my sister's idea, and it was her fault that I got caught, too.) Since it was my first and only offense--and because I was one of those "gifted" students--I just got a lecture on how I could be expelled for such an offense and was sent back to class. Funny thing is that I got more respect from the teachers at that school because of the forgeries than I had before. I guess I did a pretty good job with those forgeries.

 

[Fusioncode9]

Back in 9th grade, I got a week of lunch detention for not wearing a belt. I wouldn't mind it so much but everytime I would walk down a hallway, half the people there didn't have belts.

 

[Abbyrose07]

It was in elementary school I got in trouble for arguing with one of my brothers about opening the window on the bus and had to go to the principals office lol.

 

[Max Wilco]

Back in my 3rd grade class, we had an interesting/idiotic discipline system. On one of the walls of the classroom, there was a set of hanging card pockets, which had each our names written above each pocket. The pockets contained cards that were colored green, yellow, red, and either purple or blue. If we did something wrong, we were required to 'pull a card', which meant that we had to take a card out of our respective pocket and place it in the back. You went from green to yellow, and from yellow to red, and if you got to blue/purple, you were sent to the principal's office. However, the cards would be reset back to green starting the next day.

Now I rarely ever got into trouble when I was in school, and even if I did, it was very minor. While I never got sent to the principal's office, I remember that during that year, I often got myself to yellow level, and it was mostly for the same reason.

What was my infraction, you may ask?

Humming.

To be fair, it might have been because I was humming too loudly at times, but in my own defense, it was only at times when we working independently, and it was not to disrupt anyone. It was just that sometime when I was reading or working on an assignment, a song popped into my head, and I started humming it to myself. The teacher apparently didn't care for it, so she made me pull a card.

 

[Terminate421]

I was accused of sexually harrasing all 29 girls on the play ground in the 4th grade. Why? Because some kid told there parents that I "humped" all the girls that day. I was playing Tag with several girls and boys. I got apologies from just about every staff member....

 

[Rooster893]

In Grade 6 French class we were learning animals names. At the time I was living in central Canada - people have barely any knowledge of French - and I'm from Québec, so I got bored and told my friend that "seal" is "phoque" in French and sounds almost exactly like "fuck". "Seal you" became popular around the school, it was traced back to me, and, voilà, I got detention.

I would high five you if this wasn't the internet, I'm spreading that around my hometown now, as that is the definition of "epic win".

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[dslatch]

At my elementary school all the phones had a P.A button and when you pressed it then talked into the phone everyone in the school could hear you.

So one day im sitting at my desk eating my lunch and all of a sudden all you could hear was this high pitch giggling for about 5 seconds then nothing. we all knew it was someone fucking with the phone no one cared, except for about 5 teachers whom walk in all at the same time beeline it straight for me and dragged my ass to the office. After denying it and having friends testify for i got a 3 day vacation for swearing, what i said was "why the hell am i in trouble" at least thats what they wrote on the sheet they mailed home (they didn't hear me say shit and fuck a few dozen times)