Thank you for completely dismissing everything I've just said. You have no idea what you're talking about, and as such I will no longer continue this argument.Woodsey said:
Stupidest rule in school...
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It does not. Communism is a stateless, classless, egalitarian and democratic society. Sadly, this has never existed in recorded history.Harley Q said:
Additionally, Fidel Castro himself stated that he wanted Cuba to be socialist, but not Communist.
In my primary school (it was i private school) In year 5 I got sent to the heads office, after school detention and suspended for a week for 'sniggering in class' By a supply teacher I was so pissed off I got my dad (strictest guy in the world to shout at the supply and the head he was soo loud i could hear it from my classroom on the other side of the school i never saw the supply again and the haed was scared of me.
yes but they itch like hell and what the hell do you mean no bullying?darkless said:
Do people really bully you because your shirt is a different colour?
the joker is a guy and her name is harley thingy and joker is with the harley thingy. He said I didnt know the joker "harleys boyfriend" plays rugbyDuplicateValue said:
If you have to write a report, none of your sources can be from a url that ends in ".com" or ".net". Also you cannot use wikipedia. It sucks.
And so my lack of Batman knowledge is exposed...ninjajoeman said:
Seriously, I know fuck all about batman. xD
Sorry about that.
One of the main reasons that American schools are failing is a focus on school regulations, and discipline rather than ACTUAL learning or teaching. Their willing to take their sweet time to make sure that all the students aren't wearing gang clothes, aren't chewing gum, are all wearing "regulation clothing", and are all looking nice and pretty for the school board (so they can get their lousy funding) but can't be bothered to get off their ass and teach math or science. We teach kids to pass scantron tests, as opposed to preparing them for higher education, so that school can get funding. This sort of anal retentive bureaucracy is what's really going to dumb down the next generation. Funding shouldn't be an issue, this is education we're talking about. Worst of all, funding shouldn't be based on whether or not a school is doing "good" based on the arbitrary standards of a scantron test.
Turtling (turning someone's backpack inside out) is punishable by a referral.
You can't wear anything that can be percieved as a weapon. This includes studded belts. Seriously, the Vice Principal stopped one of my best friends in the hallway to take his belt because of this.
Girls' straps must be at least two fingers wide. I never understood these rules. HOW THE HELL CAN SHOULDERS MAKE SOMEONE HORNY?! When I see a female's shoulder, I don't think "MMM SEXY." I think "...It's a shoulder."
Skirts can't be "too short." Although, this is slightly funny since most of the girls who get stopped for skirt length are complete sluts (I don't mean to offend anyone, but it's just what they are).
Oh, and my English teacher keeps threatening me with a referral because I put my head down on the desk... but others do too and she doesn't notice. o_o
You can't wear anything that can be percieved as a weapon. This includes studded belts. Seriously, the Vice Principal stopped one of my best friends in the hallway to take his belt because of this.
Girls' straps must be at least two fingers wide. I never understood these rules. HOW THE HELL CAN SHOULDERS MAKE SOMEONE HORNY?! When I see a female's shoulder, I don't think "MMM SEXY." I think "...It's a shoulder."
Skirts can't be "too short." Although, this is slightly funny since most of the girls who get stopped for skirt length are complete sluts (I don't mean to offend anyone, but it's just what they are).
Oh, and my English teacher keeps threatening me with a referral because I put my head down on the desk... but others do too and she doesn't notice. o_o
In one of my classes, after my friend and I had finished our tests, we played Rock-Paper-Scissors for fun. The teacher got angry and told us to stop. He allows iPods, cellphones, and food, but don't you dare play rock paper scissors.
In my high school, we have uniforms in the form of polos and dress pants. It had been put in place last year, with a 'solid-color polo only' rule. First off, a stripe around the inside of a collar is enough to get you detention; I ask thee, Escapist, WTF? Secondly solid-color polos are surprisingly hard to find, having to get most of them off the internet because the school doesn't sell them. Thirdly, you couldn't have a visible label. You know those tiny embroidered butterflies or deer on polos? Yeah, those are apparently seriously offensive. We had to cover them with tape or a sticker or a sarcastic pin, which is obviously better than a silvery butterfly outline.
Now then, this year we can;t have ANY labels at all, covered or not. Where in God's name do you find labelless solid-color polos, you ask. I haven't an answer. And the worst thing is, they didn't tell anyone about this rule. The douchebag vice principal just rounded up the kids (myself included) walking in on the first day who had their labels covered with dinosaur stickers and sent write-up forms to all their teachers and parents, making them change their hideously obscene attire; but he refused to let anyone go home and change, instead making us all wear hideously oversized shirts they had in some scuzzy back closet.
The sad/hilarious/insane thing? You can still wear whatever pins and stickers you want, they just can't be covering a label.
Now then, this year we can;t have ANY labels at all, covered or not. Where in God's name do you find labelless solid-color polos, you ask. I haven't an answer. And the worst thing is, they didn't tell anyone about this rule. The douchebag vice principal just rounded up the kids (myself included) walking in on the first day who had their labels covered with dinosaur stickers and sent write-up forms to all their teachers and parents, making them change their hideously obscene attire; but he refused to let anyone go home and change, instead making us all wear hideously oversized shirts they had in some scuzzy back closet.
The sad/hilarious/insane thing? You can still wear whatever pins and stickers you want, they just can't be covering a label.
Same here, except we have to have a certain BRAND of uniform, down to the f@*king label. And to boot, they are about the same price as a trip to disneyland for a pair of these f@*king Neo-Nazi uniforms. One teacher can tell by the color of you buttons, if its off slighlty, your screwed.Cleverplane said:
The rest is annoying because I see everyone get away with it. PDA's for example. apparently, holding hands is like sex in the hallway, but I counted 3 people sucking face in the hallway that the teacher would have had to pass to get to me.
Used to go to a Catholic School.
- You couldn't wear a necklace unless it had a cross.
- You had to take religious Education as a subject.
- You had to pray in Assembles and at the end of the day.
- Mass (communion) is compulsory and cannot be avoided.
- If you arrived late you had to do mass during lunchtime.
Fricking shove the bible down our throats while you're at it!
- You couldn't wear a necklace unless it had a cross.
- You had to take religious Education as a subject.
- You had to pray in Assembles and at the end of the day.
- Mass (communion) is compulsory and cannot be avoided.
- If you arrived late you had to do mass during lunchtime.
Fricking shove the bible down our throats while you're at it!
My old high school's cellphone policy was very confused. One rule said that we weren't allowed to be in possession of one from 6 a.m. to 4p.m., even though the hours had been 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. since 1940. And a further on in the handbook, it said that we could keep them in our cars or lockers. So are they banned or not? Nobody knows. Seriously, I asked a teacher, the resource officer, the principal, and even a School Board member my dad knew, and none of really knew.
Food in class? Five dollar fine.
Socks too short? Five dollar fine.
Collar unbuttoned? Five dollar fine.
Shirt untucked? Five dollar fine
Cell-phone in class? A whopping 25 bucks.
Socks too short? Five dollar fine.
Collar unbuttoned? Five dollar fine.
Shirt untucked? Five dollar fine
Cell-phone in class? A whopping 25 bucks.
In my rule book it actualy Says no Man Slaughter of any degree on school property!!
It also says no rape on school grounds.
It also says no rape on school grounds.