Sugar Returns to Mountain Dew this April

[PedroSteckecilo]

Ha! We Australians may not be able to legally play adult computer games but at least we have real sugar in our Coke etc. That said Mountain Dew tastes what I would expect fizzy urine to taste like.

Stop confusing mountain dew with beer. Although I did like "game fuel"(tastes like gummy worms!)I imagine sugar would be an improvement.

Australians don't confuse beer with fizzy urine, that's America. Australia has GOOD beer.

 

[Gideon Ransom]

If you are going to steal articles from EvilAvatar.com, please credit the source.

http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77609

 

[Rath709]

Mountain Dew needs to return to the UK.

 

[level250geek]

I've never had Mountain Dew with real sugar. I have slammed a few Jones Soda Co. beverages however, and they taste like sweet, sweet gold. Too bad they cost just as much as all that other hipster food.

Frankly, I'd rather PepsiCo just bring back Game Fuel. Real sugar might be better--both in terms of taste and health--than corn syrup, but hey: when it comes down to the "Give Me Cancer" factor there's no real way to win.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

sugar left coke? up here in Canada, much like Mexico, we have no trade embargo on Cuba so among the fine humidor full of Cohibas i have, we also have real cane sugar in our Coke and Pepsi

Oh dear God I would kill for a Cohiba right now. Damn your eyes.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Ha! We Australians may not be able to legally play adult computer games but at least we have real sugar in our Coke etc. That said Mountain Dew tastes what I would expect fizzy urine to taste like.

Stop confusing mountain dew with beer. Although I did like "game fuel"(tastes like gummy worms!)I imagine sugar would be an improvement.

Australians don't confuse beer with fizzy urine, that's America. Australia has GOOD beer.

Yeah, but you have your fair share of fizzy water like Fosters as well.

The only country that has consistently good beer is Germany, but only because they have actual laws about what goes into it and how it's made.

 

[Ionami]

Professional athletes have Gatorade, NASCAR drivers have Budweiser and gamers? Well, we have Mountain Dew, of course. That sweet, delicious slurm [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=147493] of the gods, that for reasons science has yet to explain, is inexplicably loved by gamers around the world. Put a case of the green stuff anywhere near a pack of the thirsty lot and it'll be gone faster than you can say "whimmy wham wham wozzle."

I actually despise Mountain Dew.

And does anyone know if it actually does kill sperm or not?

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

Yes....Just....Yes.....

+ 1 hope for mankind.

The fact that someone actually said that
-99 hope for mankind.

haha it didnt actually go into the tally, just a joke, dont worry.