Just plain brutal for me. I hit the part about SMB2 vs. Doki Doki Panic and my eyes just glaze over and I practically close the page. Such an old topic and only surpassed in it's weird "unable to just up and die please" power by the Final Fantasy 2 and 3 vs. IV, IVe and VI debacle. At least the Final Fantasy thing has been given a legitimate rebirth due to the remakes but the only person that is going to be confused and think you mean "The Lost Levels" when you say, "SMB2," is a foreign exchange student from Japan reading this article.
As for the topic of a "first timer" video game. How bad would it really be to an honest to god "first timer" to throw them in front of the SNES Super Mario Collection? What about Super Mari World from SNES? Where is their bias about "good graphics" coming from if they are a true first timer? Maybe crazy blocky, Playstation 1 era, 3-d graphics I could see but would Super Mario 64 be okay or do we have to bump it up to Super Mario Sunshine? If you don't start them out lower they are going to have an awfully hard time ever going backwards to check out gaming's roots when/if they want to.
A good example of not being able to go backwards in gaming would be my friend. We both work at a well known gaming publisher with an in house dev studio. We're gamers, for sure, worked our way up from QA to where we are now. My buddy happened to skip out on the early Resident Evil games and basically only jumped on board at sequel number 4. It is pretty much impossible to get him to play parts 1 through 3 on PS1, the best I could do was play a 2 hour speed run through RE1 for him to watch and he essentially voted the game, "Pretty much crap and not scary." I know this guy well and if we had played this together when it was released (like I had) he would have been a fan.
Now this same guy I threw in front of my Neo Geo and made him play Metal Slug 2 and he had a blast... so he's hardly biased about graphics game play if they are classic sprites at least! That's why I wonder where you could really draw the line for introducing a "first timer." SNES at least, in my opinion.