Super Meat Boy on WiiWare Would Be a "Piece of Sh*t"

[Aura Guardian]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

 

[Balobo]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Jeez Nintendo, are you guys actively trying to turn away gamers who want to play more than just Wii Fit and Cooking Mama now? Might as well just stop bothering with Zelda, Mario, and all your other franchises while you're at it.

Ok, I can understand not putting it onto the Wii because of the brandwidth limitation, but why not the PSN? I don't understand.

Apparently it's a combination of Sony not expressing interest in the title at first, whereas Microsoft jumped on it. And then Microsoft got them to have an exclusivity (more like "no PS3 version") contract or something, so now it can't go to PS3.

Blame Sony for not paying attention to the game? Blame Microsoft for suggesting the contract? Blame Team Meat for agreeing to it? Personally I don't care, I'm enjoying it on PC. Especially Tofu Boy (god damn he cracks me up).

Spoiler: Tofu Boy in action!

Take that Peta!

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

 

[Balobo]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

 

[Balobo]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

 

[Internet Kraken]

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Please continue. This is greatly amusing.

OT: I don't get why Nintendo refuses to budge on the size limit. Seems a bit pointless, though maybe there's something I don't know about it. To be honest I can't really see a retail version working out that well either.

 

[Balobo]

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

Wait seriously?

 

[Aura Guardian]

-snip-

-snip-

Please continue. This is greatly amusing.

OT: I don't get why Nintendo refuses to budge on the size limit. Seems a bit pointless, though maybe there's something I don't know about it. To be honest I can't really see a retail version working out that well either.

Happy to be of service?

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

Wait seriously?

Yes I am

 

[Balobo]

-snip-

-snip-

Please continue. This is greatly amusing.

OT: I don't get why Nintendo refuses to budge on the size limit. Seems a bit pointless, though maybe there's something I don't know about it. To be honest I can't really see a retail version working out that well either.

Happy to be of service?

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

Wait seriously?

Yes I am

So, you were serious? ...You actually believe that?

 

[Aura Guardian]

-snip-

-snip-

Please continue. This is greatly amusing.

OT: I don't get why Nintendo refuses to budge on the size limit. Seems a bit pointless, though maybe there's something I don't know about it. To be honest I can't really see a retail version working out that well either.

Happy to be of service?

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

Wait seriously?

Yes I am

So, you were serious? ...You actually believe that?

Yes I do. Is that a problem?

 

[Woodsey]

"Right now we have talked to three larger publishers who have passed on the title because they believe Wii retail is a bad idea profit-wise," McMillen explained. "Most places we have talked to believe that only Nintendo brand games sell well on their system and don't even understand why we want to release Wii retail."

And here we see why so many Wii consoles are collecting dust.

Mine isn't. My Xbox360 however

You're probably the first person I've seen in a long time to say you still use it.

 

[Balobo]

-snip-

-snip-

Please continue. This is greatly amusing.

OT: I don't get why Nintendo refuses to budge on the size limit. Seems a bit pointless, though maybe there's something I don't know about it. To be honest I can't really see a retail version working out that well either.

Happy to be of service?

I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2... better than Super Meat Boy?

HAHAHA OH GOD, thanks for making my night

I fail to see the humor in the truth.

There's truth in that post? I can't see it.

Perhaps you need to look deeper.

Nope. All I see is "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2." Did you leave something out?

And this was funny how?

It's kind of like absurd humor.

Absurd humor?

It's so ridiculous that it's funny.

Ridiculous? Really?

Yes, it is.

Do explain. Because I don't find it ridiculous

It isn't obvious? Read your post, it says "I'll stick with a better platformer like Super Mario Galaxy 2."

If its a pun..I think I see it. An unintentional pun. HALF ASLEEP POSTS aren't the best idea

Yes you were obviously half asleep when you made that post. To even consider that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is anywhere NEAR the quality of Super Meat Boy is just hilarious.

Your right. Since Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too damn good to compare it to that game

Okay please get some sleep.

Don't need to. I'm wide awake

Wait seriously?

Yes I am

So, you were serious? ...You actually believe that?

Yes I do. Is that a problem?

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Aura Guardian]

"Right now we have talked to three larger publishers who have passed on the title because they believe Wii retail is a bad idea profit-wise," McMillen explained. "Most places we have talked to believe that only Nintendo brand games sell well on their system and don't even understand why we want to release Wii retail."

And here we see why so many Wii consoles are collecting dust.

Mine isn't. My Xbox360 however

You're probably the first person I've seen in a long time to say you still use it.

4 years and still going strong

 

[Aura Guardian]

Yes, yes it is.

Explain how it's a problem.

 

[TimeLord]

Wait..... why is it coming to 360 but not PS3?
I think I've missed something here.

*dies a little inside for not getting SMB on PS3*

 

[Aura Guardian]

Wait..... why is it coming to 360 but not PS3?
I think I've missed something here.

*dies a little inside for not getting SMB on PS3*

I think it's because Microsoft paid for some rights or something like that.

 

[Balobo]

Yes, yes it is.

Explain how it's a problem.

The thought that somebody would actually prefer Super Mario Galaxy 2 to Super Meat Boy is quite strange. I'm sorry, I'm just not used to this.