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my schoool groundskeeper was arrested for downloading child porn on the schools computer. He later turned out to be bipolar. they really are strict about who they let in to the school.
 

Inverse Skies

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There was a trapdoor near the main building which we always wondered what was for... our school is very old so we assumed it was some sort of ultra secret. We never found out either...
 

Lord Krunk

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We have our suspicions that our Geography staff play 'pass the bong' in the staff room, mainly because of their constant giggling that you hear whenever you walk in there.
 

Lord George

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There's a rumour that someone once ran through all the walls in the school, though in truth I'm pretty sure its just an exaggeration of the time one of my friends fell through one of the wall. Its because the school was rebuilt 3 years ago, so all the walls are hollow supported by some kind of metal supports. Crapy place.
 

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stinkychops said:
jedstopher said:
my schoool groundskeeper was arrested for downloading child porn on the schools computer. He later turned out to be bipolar. they really are strict about who they let in to the school.
How does that excuse the act?
It doesn't really, but you'd be suprised how often pedophiles and such have an underlying ilness like bipolar disorder or schizophrenia. That's not to say all crazies are pedos, or all pedos are crazy, but there is a corellation there.

My school had a garden on the fourth floor and a pool on the roof. There was no fourth floor, and no student acess to the roof, so that ought to let you know how true these were. They've since rennovated the school, so who knows!
 

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DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
 

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Some guy got stabbed at my school a few years ago, OK it's not a secret but I thought it was cool. Now everyone calls our school STABbroke instead of Stradbroke.
 

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When I was in primary school everyone thought that the teachers lounge was some awsomely cool place where the teachers hung out. I never understood that seeing as you could see into the entire teachers lounge from the hall. Maybe the kids thought there was a hidden room inside the room or something
 

chumpzilla_69

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My maths teacher has secret mental issues. This is a direct quote from a maths lesson, i have 30 witnesses :p

"Right, this side of the class do questions 1-7, you lot do the other half!"
"Ma'am, don't you meant 1-5, or do the other three?"
"Are you the teacher here? I didnt think so."
 

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My school must be haunted by about twenty different ghosts. They're all supposed to haunt the third floor though, so I guess it must get pretty busy up there.

And at my primary school, I thought that the staff room must be pretty awesome for the teachers to spend so much time there. I have never been more disenfranchised than when I learned how wrong I was.
 

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We had a shooting range in the basement.

No, really. Our school DID have a shooting range in the basement. We had all sorts of interesting theories about what was down there before, until we found out. Honestly, none of our theories were as cool as we tought that was.
 

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in secondary school there was a physics teacher put on "academic leave to persue other interests" when i was in yr 7 - however it turned out he was the type to drop a pen to look up girls skirts (all girls school) and lean a little too close over you to "help" one girl wrote F Off you Perv along the top of her bra and he got all flustered and left the class room.

In college there was an 11th floor to our building and it was the old dance studio (they built a new arts centre so it was all moved to there) and there was rumoured to be a drug and prostitution racket going on up there.
This turned nasty as the opposing "gangs" from hounslow and brixton had an all out war on the college steps, i saw paramedics patching one guy up (stiches/head wound) while someone else was being taken away in an ambulance after being hit with a crow bar.

I don't know if that was really to do with the 11th floor, but thats what folks said. Oddly enough - while this sounds really rough, it was in a really nice area! go figure.
 

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thedelightfulme said:
My school is made of Asbestos. Im going to die. This ISNT a rumour. A year after i left, they closed it for three weeks because the roof was leaking asbestos. Now, they are going to knock it down and re-build it. Thanks crappy british government for a school that will LITERALLY kill you.
Every. British school will kill you(Be that through drugs, knives, guns, or asbestos), or drive you insane. One or the other.

[sup]The lucky ones die first![/sup]
 

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ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
now that you mention it, there is a rainbow in your avatar.


Only rumor we had when we were small was, that there was a ghost on the upper floors.
Stupid rumorless school.
 

bodyklok

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ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
OMG me to! I think at some point everyone had that rumor, even people with no sex organs or brain.
 

thedelightfulme

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bodyklok said:
ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
OMG me to! I think at some point everyone had that rumor, even people with no sex organs or brain.
I had that rumour too. Helped by the fact that my own MUM asked if i was gay.
 

bodyklok

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thedelightfulme said:
bodyklok said:
ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
OMG me to! I think at some point everyone had that rumor, even people with no sex organs or brain.
I had that rumour too. Helped by the fact that my own MUM asked if i was gay.
At least your whole family didn't pester you about it.