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DigitalSushi

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ChocoFace said:
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DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
now that you mention it, there is a rainbow in your avatar.
a rainbow, coming out of the bears severed neck.

I'm a hardcore gayer, made of axes, decapitated heads and cute sparkly things.
 

ChocoFace

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ColdStorage said:
ChocoFace said:
ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
now that you mention it, there is a rainbow in your avatar.
a rainbow, coming out of the bears severed neck.

I'm a hardcore gayer, made of axes, decapitated heads and cute sparkly things.
But still a hardcore gayer.

Alright i'll stop.
 

hotacidbath

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We had an elevator for students that couldn't use the stairs (wheel chair, broken legs, etc.) and people would try to sell elevator keys to the freshmen. Another one that the band did was tell freshmen at our first football game of the year that the plume on their hats was backwards. It was kind of a lame one, but it was still funny to watch people freak out about whether or not their plume was the right direction even though it didn't matter.

Edit: Their was also a rumor my senior year that a female PE teacher (who quit very suddenly) had sex with a male student and the principal walked in and caught them, but I'm pretty sure that was a load of bull and the teacher quit because the principal was horrible to her. There was also a sex tape of two freshmen floating around, but I never saw it so I don't know if it's true. School scandals!
 

DigitalSushi

a gallardo? fine, I'll take it.
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ChocoFace said:
ColdStorage said:
ChocoFace said:
ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
now that you mention it, there is a rainbow in your avatar.
a rainbow, coming out of the bears severed neck.

I'm a hardcore gayer, made of axes, decapitated heads and cute sparkly things.
But still a hardcore gayer.

Alright i'll stop.
so what you doing later?
*twiddles fingers*
 

blackcherry

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thedelightfulme said:
My school is made of Asbestos. Im going to die. This ISNT a rumour. A year after i left, they closed it for three weeks because the roof was leaking asbestos. Now, they are going to knock it down and re-build it. Thanks crappy british government for a school that will LITERALLY kill you.
Hey, its how we brits roll. Don't bother lying to you about life from the start in that its usually shit, low quality with low standards and will try to kill you somehow.

The British education system long ago realised that if you can make it through school, then you are perfectly suited to experience the rest of your life in the UK :D
 

Nmil-ek

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Our Geography teacher always had atleast three bottles of whisky in his top drawer, and the lock on the door to the fire exit, his classroom was both broken and acessable.
 

Lucia di Lammermore

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Our school also "has" a pool. On the staircase near the foriegn Language calss rooms there is a set of stairs that goes up to the "fourth" floor. all sorts of rumours abounded about what was up there. (students weren't allowed, obviously) The most recent one was that there was a pool for the water polo and swim teams to practice in.
 

Chinchama

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We used to tell freshman about the pool on the roof of the school, which was total BS because you can see down onto the school from one of the parking lots built on a hill side.

Also fun fact, my school was shaped like a phallic object

 

Landslide

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There was a rumor that my High School was built on a fault line. Mostly we accepted it as a rumor. Then one day our geography teach confirmed it by walking us along a hairline crack that spanned the length of the school, and then picked up in the auditorium next door.
 

A Raging Emo

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My school is suposedly haunted, but nothing out of the ordinary has ever happened to me or anyone I know there.
 

hero in flames

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rumour has it that at school christams parties...the hottest teacher at my school jumps on it, any guy anywhere... things like that make me happy
 

Erana

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The classic "crazy guy hid in the attic for months" thing, and a lot of hauntings.
Where I am, right now, is where a morgue used to be, not to mention the college's namesake. And another ghost who doesn't like mirrors. This most recent mirror installed in her room has lasted over a year: longer than it has ever lasted, at least in the past decade or two.
 

WolfLordAndy

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At my sisters all girl school they once found a caretaker in the P.E. (sports) lockup that was essentially a basement under the main school. HE was wearing a girl's sports uniform... he was shortly fired.

Also there had been rumours of a ghost at my sisters school, with many people saying they'd seen it. Of an old teacher that had died there 50 years ago or something.

As for my school, well, we use to have 2 teachers actually live on the campus in an old house before it got torn down, and was always rumours afoot of what went on in that house. Raving parties and what not.

Oh and just remembered, we had night security guard die in the lake at the edge of the school grounds. Was eventually found that he simply had a heart attack while patrolling the borders, but was very suspicious as he wasnt very old.
 

Ultress

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My high school had this rumor that one of the teachers lived in the rafters of the auditoirum with his library of clip on ties. The guy was real and was actually a funny person.
 

Erana

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Also, one of our professors was caught with child porn...
*looks at 12-year-old college student, then proceeds to headdesk*

How on Earth did he get hired?!
 

ChocoFace

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ColdStorage said:
ChocoFace said:
ColdStorage said:
ChocoFace said:
ColdStorage said:
DoW Lowen said:
Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.
Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.
now that you mention it, there is a rainbow in your avatar.
a rainbow, coming out of the bears severed neck.

I'm a hardcore gayer, made of axes, decapitated heads and cute sparkly things.
But still a hardcore gayer.

Alright i'll stop.
so what you doing later?
*twiddles fingers*
beating up homosexuals for fun, wanna join?
 

throwitinthetrash

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- One of our tech teachers looks like John Madden (whose retireding D:)
- Multiple sex scandals between students
- History teacher that's obviously high all the time (He showed a softcore porn in class)
- One of the club administrators "eats babies"
- The Principal must spend at least 20 hours a day at school, I swear
- "I gave my old history teacher cancer"

Not the best learning institution out there....