Superpowers thread!

[ImperialSunlight]

Wrong thread. My apologies.

Edit: did it again to make this post have content.

Devil Soul: "The user of this ability has the power to hold the most powerful malevolent being in existence within their vessels. However, the user may lose control over this power."

Wow. And my last one was Pride embodiment. Wow.

And I guess my preferred superpower would be either omnipotence or shape-shifting, if I have to choose a non-overpowered one.

 

[MackTheMole]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/German_Physiology

... This isn't the physiology of a German like it clearly should be. It's some sort of rain manipulation thing.

Interesting to note that it may cause a tendency towards nudism, and being able to cause strong 'wanderlust', so there's that.

I'm going to be honest, I think I would rather have the physiology of a real German, my ability to effectively metabolise beer and be efficient would be feared by my enemies.

 

[grey_space]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Manipulation

:the power to manipulate liquid matter.

I guess I'd be mighty craic at parties,ripping the blood right out of everyone's bodies.

While stealing all the beer

Preferred superpower? probably like Spidermanlike agility.

Nothing too OP that'd be boring.

 

[kommando367]

Cybermind.

So basically this gives me Electrocommunication, control over computers, mastery of math, and enhanced reflexes.
It's potentially godlike as far as computers are concerned.

 

[The Great JT]

Elasticity [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elasticity] AKA, this guy. [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U_pkY-RwFUo/SwxNqpDGnrI/AAAAAAAAAFw/7_D1M0GUTHw/s1600/plastic_man.jpg]

If you know what that guy is truly capable of, you know why it's awesome.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Lessee... I got...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Manipulation

Sounds like fun.

 

[freaper]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolution

Hoho, I like this one.

I can basically force my genome into changing, either by adding new layers of tissue and thus creating extra armor, or weaponizing parts of me etc...

Pretty neat

 

[GonzoGamer]

I'd go with the ability to teleport, the possibilities would be endless.

As for the game I got limb reattachment. That is one shit power to have, seeing as you would only be able to use it after having your limbs cut off.

Yea, you know, even Mr Piccolo seemed to not really enjoy regrowing his limbs after having them ripped off.

I would want invisibility which is funny because the game gave me "temporary invisibility." Fuck that, why can't I be invisible for as long as I want.

 

[Eomega123]

I just got Irreversible Destruction.

-The user can inflict damage and destruction that cannot be repair or healed from it destroyed state. The pain or injuries a user dishes out do not recover from their degraded state and remain in complete decadence after the wounds are given. The degraded alterations a user makes towards their environment also does not recover nor can it be made towards a healed state after the damage is done.

Well looks like I was just catapulted straight into supervillian territory. Christ, I'm the most effective killer ever. Give someone a papercut and they'll bleed out, pull someone's fingernails out and they won't grow back, draw a dick on someone's forehead and it will never come off! And environmental destruction to boot? That's just icing on top. Better make sure I never bite my tounge though, or slam my hand in a door, or use power tools. Wait, maybe this power isn't so great...

 

[Mettking]

Alternative Dream Universe

The ability to create and manipulate an alternate universe within the user's dreams.


Do I need to wake up ever again? It's basically a world where I rule everything and maybe even able to effect real world, Freddie Krueger style.

 

[Leemaster777]

Hmm... I got Victory Manipulation:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Manipulation

So my power... is winning? All the time? AWESOME.

So, theoretically, I can beat every one of you bastards.

"I can shoot lasers from my eyes!"
"Oh, that's nice. I still win, though."
"B-but lasers!"
"Nope. I win."

So, my superpower is being Charlie Sheen.

Not only that, but I can make anyone LOSE, too. Because it's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I got this: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superhuman_Physiology
Doesn't seem all that bad, kind of lame though. Everything a normal person has, but better I guess?
I would prefer time travelling myself actually, would love to see what the future looks like & I would probably abuse the crap out of the past one too.

 

[V da Mighty Taco]

The power of complete illusion. Think Aizen from Bleach. Oddly enough this song is the inspiration behind why I chose this power.
Captcha: "sky's the limit". Psychic Captcha's back, everybody!

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DAT AVATAR! :3

Also, it's funny how much Fappy's very angry letter has made people post silly threads. I can think of two off of the top of my head that have been made in the past couple days, including my own. Hopefully this trend keeps up and we end up with more non-serious shenanigans and less -ism threads.

 

[deserteagleeye]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Projection
Aww hell yeah! You know how most kids grew up trying to use the force on their soda cans or something? This right here!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I got "Enhanced Assassination" which is kinda cool I guess, means I'm Ezio, Agent 47, Corvo, Garrett(or whatever the guy from Thief is called), Cash (from Manhunt), Naughty Bear, Violet Summer and Sam Fisher all rolled up into one and I don't require any training what-so-ever...

As for my ideal superpower it would be the, I'd probably go for something like Time Manipulation or the ability to shift through parallel universes...

 

[samgdawg]

Devil Soul: "The user of this ability has the power to hold the most powerful malevolent being in existence within their vessels. However, the user may lose control over this power."

Wow. And my last one was Pride embodiment. Wow.

Hmm. Devil and Angel. You are the vessel for the malevolent beings seeking to bring chaos and discord to this world. I on the other hand have the soul of an Angel. And you mock us with your Pride, one of the Seven Sins, no less. I wonder, what would happen if we met on the fields of glorious battle.

 

[Theminimanx]

Voodoo Doll Creation.
So I guess I'll be able to have other people reenact all those accidental pervert situations from anime. Speaking of controlling people for perverted situations...
NO! Banish the impure thoughts!

 

[Lunar Templar]

Truth Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Manipulation]


Why do I always do so well in these thing?

I have all the powers.

so ... you'd make a great lawyer then?

Suck it [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mesopotamian_Deity_Physiology] mortals I'll be over here chillaxen on a cloud, you have fun with your pretty wars