Take the "Which Mass Effect Species Are You?" Personality Quiz!

[Zorg Machine]

By the Goddess!

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well I live for ages, I have biotics, I have advanced technology and there doesn't seem to be a single member of my race that isn't the equivalent to a well paid model...you know what, I think I can handle the lack of penis.

 

[T3hSource]

It judges as a Salarian,I'm not that quick witted,though I wouldn't mind a short but insanely productive life.
I don't see turians so far,tried a few times but I only got Drell,which also isn't bad,anything is better than human imho.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I am KROGAN!

This pleases me greatly.

And then the following:

There's a nasty cold going around the office, and you're the only one of your coworkers to have not gotten sick. What do you do?

-Go see a doctor if I feel ill, but I'm sure I'll be fine, it's just a cold.
-Go on vacation to somewhere warm and sunny.
-Go to the doctor immediately, get all the medicine I can and self-quarantine myself. I'm not getting sick one way or another!
-Cold? There's no cold going around the office. I have dismissed this claim.
-If I catch it, well, I'll tough it out. Colds are nothing.
-Constantly monitor my coworker's health and do some research on WebMD to make sure their symptoms aren't actually a sign of something worse.

Ah, yes [Fingerquotes]Personality quizzes[/Fingerquotes] Now defining your species? I'm sorry, we've dismissed that claim.

 

[funksobeefy]

Turian, apparently Turians like to take their dates to the park. Cant say I get how the questions worked but whatever, at least I'm not a human.

 

[Tiamat666]

is everyone human and the escapist is trolling us?
I got human, how boring...

Well, you're a human, right? Quiz wins!

 

[Lethos]

Surprised I got Asari considering my favorite class is an Infiltrator.
Oh well, at least I live for like a thousand years.

 

[dalek sec]

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/195.232-Human"][br]We finally get out here and the 'final frontier' was already settled. And the residents don't even seem impressed by the view. Or the dangers.

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Damn... I was kinda hoping there was a Reaper option actualy, that would have been awesome! :D

 

[Zeraki]

Surrender. Or don't. That would be more fun.

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Stupid machine!

I'm not surprised really. My personality does kind of match that of either a Krogan or Turian.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Human... How dull. Ah well, at least I'm adaptable rather than live for one purpose and one purpose only (Salarians: Science, Asari: Administration/Stripping, Krogan: Kill Shit, Turians: Military discipline, Batarians: Dickheads, Quarians: Complain about loss of homeworld and do not attempt to find a new planet, Vorcha: Target Practice)

 

[thibaut95]

I am a drell,aaaaawww yeah (first try)

actually this makes sence:i love stealth, i'm a lonesome guy and everybody around me becomes depressed

 

[Mr Dizazta]

I AM KROGAN! Then while I was trying to get Turian, I got Krogan again.

 

[CleverCover]

I got....HUMAN! Wooh! According to the reapers, I'm part of a race special enough to be made into a grotesque baby Reaper! The other aliens may hate or like me depending on what that chick Shepard did a couple years back.

Now, to survive the utter destruction of my planet/colony/space ship.

 

[Souplex]

Your quiz seems borked.
I got Asari.

 

[buchno]

Asari. Aww...

Was aiming for Hanar...

 

[Frosty676]

I'm probably gonna go state the obvious and make a fool of my self but I feel that this quiz is particularly transparent and lazy even for a gamer magazine.
I mean come on the choices are so simple it's just not fun...

 

[The Pinray]

I got a Turian? What the hell?

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

I got all of them. Salarian first though. It took me forever to get that freakin' turian!

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Hey, in the first question why is there no option for "call the local nature-type ranger people or whoever, because trying to flip the tortoise yourself might cause it to panic and urinate and then die of dehydration"?

Or would choosing that answer just result in being booted out of the test and told to do something more productive with your time, because you obviously know too much about tortoises than anyone ever should.

 

[xPixelatedx]

We will hold the line!

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I am going to be honest, I have not played a Mass Effect game yet even though I have the first two. They are both sitting on a huge stack of games I have bought but never played. So I am just going to nod my head and go along with the results like I know what they are talking about.

 

[esperandote]

human, bummer.