Taking a 9-Volt to the Brain Increases Videogame Skill

Cabisco

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Tom Goldman said:
Still, unless you're a neuroscientist, don't go hooking up an array of 9-volts to your head to see if you can rank-up faster in Call of Duty [http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Black-Ops-Xbox-360/dp/B003JVKHEQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1303068708&sr=8-1]. Wait for an FCC-approved device first.
*slowly unhooks car battery from brain*

I always find things like this interesting, I just wonder how it actually helps I'd come up suggestions but i'd really be just shooting in the dark.
 

Cid Silverwing

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jakefongloo said:
No, no no no no. I can already see how some schmuck is going to f-up and if he's alive do an interview with fox and they're going to link it back to games.
This times a trillion.

Why was this thought to be a good idea? I fail to see the reasoning behind this.
 

Joe Deadman

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Soooooo it's kinda like overclocking the human brain??

Man I hope we have sufficient cooling for that...

edit: ninja'd
 

UnderCoverGuest

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In other news today, a group of teenagers were fo...

...you know, 83 comments already or whatnot, I'm sure it's already been commented on. Glad I got out of the military when I did though, now that in the next few years, prototype electrical nodes are going to...hmm, 83 comments...nevermind.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Still, unless you're a neuroscientist, don't go hooking up an array of 9-volts to your head to see if you can rank-up faster in Call of Duty [http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Black-Ops-Xbox-360/dp/B003JVKHEQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1303068708&sr=8-1]. Wait for an FCC-approved device first.
Too late...
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Tom Goldman said:
Neuroscientists at the University of New Mexico ran 2 milliamps of electricity through the scalps of half the volunteers, and 1/20 that amount through the other half. The 2 milliamp group showed twice as much improvement after a short amount of time compared to the 1/20 group.
I can just see all the idiots that take things too literally going "Hmmm so if 2 milliamps helps you a little bit... If I hook my brain up to a car battery... I should be a genius!"
 

Grickit

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Tom Goldman said:
Wait for an FCC-approved device first.
While the FCC would have to weigh in on any electromagnetic interference caused by this (in regards to how that affects other products in reserved radio-frequency ranges), I'm pretty sure you mean "FDA-Approved".

Manicotti said:
I can build an actual thinking cap now!
Win.
 

Uber Waddles

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Just gonna throw this out there: Dont wireless headsets have a battery in them?

So... does that mean Im already getting my brain power increased?
 

beema

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Next week in the news:

Scores of teenagers have been hospitalized after electrocuting themselves in an attempt to "PWN" in the popular video game Call of Duty.

Maybe I can get this in the news for my job's website, I work here: www.sfn.org
 

McMullen

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Interesting. An important question is why our brains don't function this way naturally. Either natural selection has yet to optimize up to that point, or it has optimized down from that point. Of course, it could be completely unrelated to optimization for mental performance; the brain, if it did this naturally, would probably demand a much greater calorie intake per day. It might simply be that we don't do this naturally because the power requirements are too great and we'd have to consume more food than is/was practical.

On the other hand, lightning victims tend to have neurological disorders including decreased cognitive ability, memory loss, and even alterations to their proficiency at certain tasks (though I have heard unconfirmed reports that it can "fix" things too, such as a blind man being able to see after getting struck). There's a big difference between lightning and a 9-volt battery, but I'd still want to know the long-term effects before trying this. Very hard to replace wetware if it's damaged from overclocking, and I doubt that neurons are optimized to handle anything other than the type and strength of signal that the brain produces naturally.
 

Iron Lightning

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No thanks, I'll have you know that my action potentials are firing just fine on their own, thank you. Although I assume that this probably has more to do with the nuisance caused by the constant electircal activity making you slightly more awake and thus more able to use your brain. One would probably get similar effects from a strong cup of coffee.