AnAngryMoose said:
Okay, I don't like Team Fortress 2. I've tried playing it so many times. I've tried to get into it, honestly, but I just completely suck at it and fail horribly. Before you say anything, it's not because I just play "gritty, realistic war shooters". I play HL2, Serious Sam, Painkiller and Timesplitters, which are some of my favourites.
However, I just can't get into it. I've tried almost every class. As the Spy I'm always discovered when disguised or my cloaking always runs out as soon as I'm about to get past that annoying spy-checking Pyro. As the Pyro I start to set something on fire and promptly get killed. I just fail as the Scout and the Demoman. I somehow have a longer lifespan as a frikkin' Demoman than a Heavy. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.
So, members of The Escapist, I implore to you to try help teach me to play Team Fortress 2 because as much as I want to it like it, it doesn't like me.
Is there ANY class you felt you did alright as? I mean sure you suck right now, but I'm certain no one can fail hard as Medic unless they mess up an uber or go exclusive battle medic. That's not to say Medics can't join the fray, just have enough sense to use the only gun in the game that can heal people.
But there are a plethora of tips I can give you and you can find on places like tf2wiki.net or tutorial videos on youtube. Now let me give advice based on what you've said and other things you possibly had problems with.
-Disguises, until a much needed buff is added, are mostly for at-first-glance protection and enemy building-usage privileges. So it is wise to steer clear of pyros unless there is a clear opening for a backstab on their muffled asses. And try not to over use cloak. It's only really necessary for coming up and behind enemy lines or that tanking engie for the classic (and rage-inducing) stab and sap. Though the unlockable watches might work for you, especially C&D. One last tip for spy, play different classes. If you know how a class is meant to act or where they usually go, disguises become that much more effective.
-As a pyro, you work best when flanking and ambushing. You DON'T just run up to the face of a spun up heavy and hope for the best. You need to sneak your way through, and find those players that never wtach their backs, and give them a bit of an all-over tan.
-I'd give Scout/Demo tips, but those are much harder to explain.
ubercharged.net
tf2wiki.net
Various youtube tip videos- These are the go-to places for any help with getting better. The rest all depends on experience and learning from your mistakes.