"Terrible" thing you have found on the internet

[lacktheknack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

I remember this thing... it's possibly the most disturbing bit of "nothing particularly offensive" (beyond some obvious homoeroticsm, which never goes beyond butt slaps).

And if you're wondering how to embed, do it like this.

<youtube=nk2wViKSh_M>

 

[Dollar Bill]

Oh lets just say smile.jpg

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

what's it about?

<link=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal?from=Main.MyImmortal>It cannot be explained.

All you need to know is that it's about a bunch of Harry Potter goffik characters doing each other.

OKAY WTF really someone actually WROTE that shit? I read 2 "chapters" before stopping like really? Did that person even ever actually read harry potter before writing that because I am pretty sure a Vampire would get killed LONG before it was let in Hogwarts and why the fuck does she/he/it say fangs out to the gofficks. wtf is a goffick

I HATE YOU FOR LINKING THAT
It was like watching a train wreck though so I had you read some of it.

It is so bad, it's not good, it just has accened beyond any measure of time or reason

 

[Krion_Vark]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

what's it about?

<link=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal?from=Main.MyImmortal>It cannot be explained.

All you need to know is that it's about a bunch of Harry Potter goffik characters doing each other.

OKAY WTF really someone actually WROTE that shit? I read 2 "chapters" before stopping like really? Did that person even ever actually read harry potter before writing that because I am pretty sure a Vampire would get killed LONG before it was let in Hogwarts and why the fuck does she/he/it say fangs out to the gofficks. wtf is a goffick

I HATE YOU FOR LINKING THAT
It was like watching a train wreck though so I had you read some of it.

Heh. There was an incredible .gif of someone finding My Immortal in their internet browser (we see the screen), clicking on it, clicking through several pages, then cutting to the face-melting Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I can't find it.

If you could find it I would love it as an avatar lol

 

[Venereus]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"

such as?

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, and C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

And being an absolute nerd, I'm sure you've heard of the wanderer who brought peace to the wastes, who found the water chip and was ejected from his vault for his feat, who watched millions of nerdy videos just so he could, when the internet allowed, quote a semi-popular movie to a crowd of nerds.

I brought a Jet-fuelled wasteland to a BOS utopia because my Charisma was so high, then I DECIDED TO UNNERDIFY MYSELF BECAUSE I LIKE WOMEN WHO ARE ATLEAST 1/10 RATED ATTRACTIVENESS.

And then I had a wank. QFT.

Since I read the intro of this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/moviebob/7944-The-Movie-Nerd-Bible-Part-I], I try to quote that speech as often as possible.

And as seen in the other reply I got from it, looks like you can get love out of nerdiness.

 

[Coldster]

Search "racist ducks" on google images

 

[Smagmuck_]

My... EYES...

OT: Zippo Cat... I cried. T~T

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

There's also that glitch Pokemon with the female symbol as its name. It sings.

I've seen BEN but what's this? It sounds kinda interesting.

BEN was pretty interesting, and scary at the same time. Other than that, I haven't really seen too many terrible things. I tend to avoid those kinds of things.

 

[thousandthson]

There was a disturbing parody of Sims on Youtube
Actually make that two I remember a horror version of the Sims
One of the creapiest someone was bouncing up and down on a sofa with a creapy happy face Repeating in monotone
"Im having fun, im having fun" while crying and laughing at the same time.
Creepy but nothing copared to whats allready up
Il be able remember a few more at some point

 

[Roland07]

Zippocat damn near made me cry.

I googled it because it sounded more mild than the other ones. This is the worst thing about the internet, you make the choice to let it ruin you life and perception of lighter's forever. I am going to think of that every time I see someone light up from now on.

Also, Omegle is traumatizing. So many, hairy old men dancing...

 

[DeadlyYellow]

General internet use has desensitized me to more graphic imagery. As it stands, the worst thing I've come across is a forum for voyeurs. It happened while googling quotes from The Producers, and led to disturbing finds and slight paranoia.

 

[Lord Doom]

Discovering the internet is a horrible thing.

 

[merf1350]

Ok, everyone is listing the easy stuff, like 2g1c, goatse, blue waffle...those in my opinion while horrible and generally disgusting are cheap (sidenote, go to urban dictionary and look up mung...shiver*).

Mine, on a porn site no less, which I don't get, cuz nothing kills a good fap like clicking on people getting mauled, gored, and generally ripped to shreds, I came across a vid of a guy jumping off a pier into the water. Dumb-fuck slipped...hit the cement embankment about 15 feet below, face first before going in the water. Lots of blood. They had video at the hospital...he split his face/skull open vertically. Forehead to chin, the sides of the head flopping to either side. Worst part...he was still alive. You could see his chest breathing. I felt so bad, cuz he's just screwed for ever now, he's never looking normal ever again. The imagery was so bad, I had trouble sleeping for days, every time I closed my eyes I saw that again.

Excuse me now while I go drink to obliterate that image again...

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

I can't even begin to recount and don't really want to. Awful inhumane twisted beyond reason things. Things I wish to this day were fake, but have seen enough to know I'm kidding myself. It's really my fault per say, I do like to explore and I used to spend time on image boards. Even so, it can be a perilous place to the unprepared, the internet. Even when playing it safe you can come across something created for people with no sense of humanity or compassion left in their hollowed husks of a person.

 

[Mesca]

A guy on page 3 ninjaed me on this one. Topless Robot's Fanfiction Friday. Some of them are awful enough to be funny. Others are soul rapingly terrible. In particular- The Pokemon Story.
Jesus Christ. The Pokemon Story. It's worse than a picture, because it uses your imagination against you.

Also- Amv Hell: Divided by 0. The worst of the worst of the worst hentai moments. Some things truly can't be unseen. The only way to accurately describe Amv Hell /0 is: CHOCOLATE RAIIN! SOME STAY DRY OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN! CHOCOLATE RAIN! ..only it's not chocolate. It's shit. And it's like a fountain.

 

[redisforever]

Why? Why does this shit exist?! Ugh.....
Does the internet destroy the humanity of those who use it? Ok, some of those who use it.

 

[silent-treatment]

Zippocat damn near made me cry.

I googled it because it sounded more mild than the other ones. This is the worst thing about the internet, you make the choice to let it ruin you life and perception of lighter's forever. I am going to think of that every time I see someone light up from now on.

Also, Omegle is traumatizing. So many, hairy old men dancing...

*shudders* my friend smokes all of the time, and every time I see his lighter Im like "put it away...

 

[crimson sickle2]

Finding out that the rules of the internet really are concrete was pretty traumatizing, and then there's the pornography...

 

[SodaDew]

A looong list of pictures and videos plus my curiosity of what 'Meat Spin' was...