I got her a D on the Science project.FargoDog said:..What did you do to deserve that? O.O
I'm not even fucking joking, she kicked me in the nuts for a poor grade.
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I got her a D on the Science project.FargoDog said:..What did you do to deserve that? O.O
Now I know you said don't ask...but....what? how?Ignatz_Zwakh said:Don't ask how, but I have accidently punched myself in the nuts before. It sucked, majorly. X_X
Least she didn't push you to the ground and then stomp'em with her heel.Julianking93 said:My first girlfriend broke up with me by kicking me square in the balls.
With high heels on.
Same thing happened to me, except, it was a soccer ball. I also got kicked and hit down there a few times as well.Boneasse said:I received a football with full speed straight to the groin today. I couldn't walk for 5 minutes, just laying on the ground moaning in pain. It's not the first time I've been hurt 'down there' but I won't bother you with any more details.
This calls the question; how the hell did a wasp get near your balls?!Stephanos132 said:Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.
Well, she did kick me with the hell and not just the tip of her foot. >>Blind Sight said:Least she didn't push you to the ground and then stomp'em with her heel.Julianking93 said:My first girlfriend broke up with me by kicking me square in the balls.
With high heels on.
Boneasse said:Yeah, as the title in the thread says, let's talk a little about something all men hold dear to their hearts: Their balls.
You might think this sounds pretty vulgar, but all I want is to ask all the guys on the Escapist a little question;
Have you ever recieved a hit / punch / kick / instrument / something else, to the area between your legs, making you double over in pain?
If so, then tell us about it - share your pain brother. It's something you don't just forget.
As for me? I did so today, actually, which prompted me to make this thread: I received a football with full speed straight to the groin today. I couldn't walk for 5 minutes, just laying on the ground moaning in pain. It's not the first time I've been hurt 'down there' but I won't bother you with any more details.
Can you still remember this happening to you, even if it was years ago?
And to all the girls, might feeling a little left out, I can ask you this;
Have you ever been the one to dish out pain to a guys' nuggins, be it on purpose or not? And if on purpose, why?
well you got aStephanos132 said:Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.
Edit: Of all the topics to get the 100th post on...
We were assigned to do it together.FargoDog said:Shouldn't she be doing her own damn science project?Julianking93 said:I got her a D on the Science project.FargoDog said:..What did you do to deserve that? O.O
I'm not even fucking joking, she kicked me in the nuts for a poor grade.
*****.
You should of hit her in the ovaries. With this.
Well, believe it, because I've never received damage to my balls.rockyoumonkeys said:Pretty sure everyone with balls has gotten em squashed at some point.
And yeah, I've dished it out too. Again, I find it hard to believe that someone hasn't.
Cowabungaa said:This calls the question; how the hell did a wasp get near your balls?!Stephanos132 said:Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.