That Little Voice in Your Head

[Traskelion]

My actual self is a quiet, cautious guy with a patience and easy-going nature usually reserved for some elderly. My mental "self-voice" is a flowing-jacket-wearing guy willing for a bit more variety of odd actions because "eh, why not?" He's mainly only there when my mind leaves for day-dreams (which is all the time), but trying to his mind in mine can be helpful when I need to do something nerve-wracking (anything conversation-related).

 

[Cobelo]

I have a pair of voices in my head, that are different in quite a few ways.

1) Is a total pervert, always puts anything i or anyone around me says in the gutter. This usually makes me laugh, getting weird looks. He has orange hair and green eyes in contrast to my brown and, well, brown, and he's lankier and taller than i am. He always wears torn up jeans and a black hoodie.

2) Is a bit of a rageaholic. He does have a voice of reason when he isn't pissed off about something or other, and is actually interesting to have conversations with, as he is very eloquent. He is mid height and muscular, has steel grey hair and a goatee. He always wears a white monkish robe. Think Ecclesiarchy if you'e ever seen or played 40k, they're similar.

 

[Janktrio]

The voice in my head is just me. He looks and sounds like me and basically is me. All he really does is self-narrate my life, as if talking to some sort of t.v. or theatre audience. In fact he does this so often that I now catch myself talking to an invisible audience out loud (luckily this hasn't happened in public yet). His mood basically matches mine at all times and he often rambles about things while pondering the current situation. And, just like I said before, his actions are spilling over into the real world. I often end up talking about a situation to myself without realizing it and derailing my own conversation by bringing up unrelated topics. Is this crazy?

 

[Ramare]

Let's see...The voice in my head is essentially me. It's another me in my head, that I can talk to, to figure out my next move, rationalize with things, etc. Doesn't match me mood, in tone, at all. Always sounds average, and somewhat calm. It actually seems to replaced by other voices depending on how I feel. The Russian for when I'm cynical, angry, or violent; and The Guy Who Always Wants Chips for when I'm drunk, overtly happy, or want chips (To tell me what kind of chips to get!).

I have no conscience. There is only the Russian.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the other guy. Rob. He speaks up whenever I get into a fight, with strategies, and sometimes in videogames with melee combat, where strategy can be applied.

Maybe a description is in order. The voice that is like me, generally wears either what I'm wearing now, or what I have worn recently. And, of course, looks like me.

The Russian wears a steel grey pullover hoodie, with the hood down. Black, short, somewhat scruffy hair. Goatee. Dark tan cargo pants. Black, short combat boots. Dark brown fingerless gloves, made of cloth. Speaks in mixed Russian and accented English. Think Ezio, but with Russian instead of Italian.

The Guy Who Always Wants Chips wears a charcoal grey tee-shirt, jeans, and black 'n' white, two-tone sneakers.

Rob wears a tan ghillie suit. Blonde hair. Oddly enough, he's a nekomimi. Probably because I hold them as the greatest demi-Human sneaks, scouts, and agile combatants.

 

[MorsePacific]

The little guy upstairs is currently on the same wavelength as me. Just kind of geared up for relaxing. Not overly energetic, but certainly awake.

 

[DJDarque]

The voice in my head is just me. He looks and sounds like me and basically is me. All he really does is self-narrate my life, as if talking to some sort of t.v. or theatre audience. In fact he does this so often that I now catch myself talking to an invisible audience out loud (luckily this hasn't happened in public yet). His mood basically matches mine at all times and he often rambles about things while pondering the current situation. And, just like I said before, his actions are spilling over into the real world. I often end up talking about a situation to myself without realizing it and derailing my own conversation by bringing up unrelated topics. Is this crazy?

If it's crazy then you and me are the exact same kind of crazy. This is exactly what I do and what my voice is like. Except sometimes our moods don't match.

 

[Shakomaru]

Mine sounds like me, but hates me. and if I watch too much zero punctuation, it starts sounding like yahtzee which would be awful except when that happens it doesn't hate me because ZP is too funny to make it mad.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

My little voice likes to hijack my vocal cord for the breif peroids i do math and makes it sound i am putting more effort into the problem than i acually am. Otherwise it plays music, like an ipod on replay.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

My voice is a bit sacrcastic.

That and he sound like Gig.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

I have full on chats with that little voice, nice guy, got me a few embarrassing situations though. The voice is alright right now just ordering that I should be panicking about driving theory, 'why can't it be just a practical' he's saying. I'm not crazy. Honest.

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

My "inner" voice has a bad tendency to become an "outer" voice when I'm alone, and it always talks as though I'm in front of an audience, or at the very least like it's talking to someone other than itself/myself.

I've also noticed over the years that it always talks at a "human" pace. What I mean is, instead of letting a thought come and go, like say having the thought "I need to do laundry" come and go in an instant, my mind will actually try to say the entire sentence, holding onto that single thought until it has been completely "spoken" out, even though the thought may have completely formed and is ready to pass onto another before I'm finished with the third word/sentence.

 

[Janktrio]

The voice in my head is just me. He looks and sounds like me and basically is me. All he really does is self-narrate my life, as if talking to some sort of t.v. or theatre audience. In fact he does this so often that I now catch myself talking to an invisible audience out loud (luckily this hasn't happened in public yet). His mood basically matches mine at all times and he often rambles about things while pondering the current situation. And, just like I said before, his actions are spilling over into the real world. I often end up talking about a situation to myself without realizing it and derailing my own conversation by bringing up unrelated topics. Is this crazy?

If it's crazy then you and me are the exact same kind of crazy. This is exactly what I do and what my voice is like. Except sometimes our moods don't match.

Oh, well me and my voice always have matching moods but how we act while in that mood tend to be different. If I'm upset at someone but I don't show it then my voice is yelling and freaking out at that person. Or if I'm in a heated argument with someone and I'm getting worked up my voice will usually try to stay calm and say something like, "Okay, I should really calm down. It's not that big of a deal." But this remark is targeted not at me, but at some audience like I'm part of a t.v. show or something. Although our moods almost always match up any thoughts or remarks my voice has are, as always, aimed at an audience and never at me. It's really weird but I sort of like it. It's as if my voice is constantly having an aside with an audience while I'm always in character and never acknowledge this audience (except for those times my inner voice becomes my actual voice and I start talking aloud).

 

[TheBadGamer]

I have three.

One tells me that I should move my fat ass and go out more often.

The other one say "let's watch a movie or why not watch season 6 of Scrubs or season 5 of How I meet your mother OR how about 1st season of the Big Bang Theory NO I KNOW lets watch some MLP FiM.

Then the 3rd one just whats to play games all the time.

Some time it gets to much in my head and I don't do anything.

 

[angry_flashlight]

I seem to have two personalities in my head, they both use the same voice as my internal monologue, but have different tones and inflections which conveys their meaning.

Personality 1: The Author
Often explains what I'm doing as if it were written in a book. Somewhat snarky in the description though, usually the over-analyzer part of the voices. Despite being overly-critical at times, the author is the humorous voice, usually makes something funny when I'm frustrated. Digs up a funny video or joke when I'm feeling down.

Personality 2: The Bastard
Basically how I can be the most evil in every situation. Doesn't always speak up, but this one's more of 'a word in you ear' type anyways. This one is very clever, making little remarks here and there about how I could come to control/manipulate those around me. Something of a counterpoint to the Author.

 

[Top35]

Well the tone of my inner voice is always slightly happier than I'm actually feeling so I guess that makes me crazy at all times.

 

[Febel]

They voice in head is and has always been the docile, smooth tones of Stephen Fry. Years of watching QI have permanently burned that voice into my head and you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way.


Unfortunately the voice itself is rather irritable today.

 

[LordDPS]

oh i hear that voice all the time it usually tells me to kill all my classmates with a chainsaw of couse my concince shut's it up and then says "no no dont do THAT gasoline is much more effective just get a match matey".....lol black comedy ...please don't ban me

 

[Rooster893]

I've got 2.

Voice 1: PLEASE go ahead and tell that idiot what he's saying is freaking stupid! He needs to be shut up NOW!

Voice 2: Just let it go, someone else will take care of it, hopefully....

Voice 1 often gets voiced too much.

 

[IncredibleTurnip]

The voice in my head is less nasal than my voice. It also break into a Canadian accent more often and less predictably.

 

[Kaltazraza]

The stuff my inner voice speaks most about

1) Too many ponies
2) It's damn too warm in the summer
3) Babeling nonsense
4) I need more cake
5) I need to watch more anime or play more games
6) Planning to take over the world

Thats what my mind speaks about