That Won't Be in the Movie

Grahav

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Some of these are actually interesting.

And I saw a brazilian film where Holmes is going for the coke but someone at a certain point
convinces him to try pot.

And it is a comedy. Quite good one
 

The Great JT

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Say what you will about Marston, he was right when he said girls didn't have a face-kicking superheroine role model to look up to.
 

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AvsJoe said:
The Supes sex tape - Would you like to know more? [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120201/]
http://www.cracked.com/article_17626_the-5-creepiest-sex-scenes-in-comics.html

Comet the Super-Horse - Would you like to know more? [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120201/]
http://www.cracked.com/article_16230_6-creepiest-comic-book-characters-all-time.html

Warning: naughty language. NSFW - ish.
Thanks for this site.
 

sooperman

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Bob mentioned the next Batman having no Joker, and I was genuinely pleased. One of the things that frustrates me the most about comic book super heroes is that the author chooses a few villains right from the start who will never die. I mean, Batman has more than a hundred villains(Wikipedia mkay), many of whom die and are never seen again. But The Joker, Two-Face, The Riddler, etc, are simply never killed.

Iron Man got major kudos for killing the main baddie at the end of the first movie. Can't other heroes give it a try?

Crimson_Dragoon said:
Woodsey said:
Oh, and what's Rule 34? I've seen it mentioned a couple of times (an American thing)?
Rule 34. For anything you can think of, there will be pornography of it on the internet.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it on the Internet, it will be made at some point. Just FYI.
 

Chrysocollus

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Spider-Man Was Molested

Yeah.

So, in the 80s, comic books were still widely read by actual children, so frequently "free giveaway" comics were commissioned to hawk products, local events and - in some cases - deliver public services messages to the young ones.
Perhaps the most infamous of these is "Spider Man & Power Pack" (a kid hero team), in which Spidey helps teach a young victim the importance of not keeping sexual abuse a secret by relating the story of a "young boy" who was molested by an older classmate ... a "young boy" whom the readers can see is Peter Parker himself!

Obviously, this was an effort with its heart in the right place - but given that pre-internet it was hard for younger fans to tell what was a "real" story and what was a "special message," you've gotta wonder how many traumatized young readers were wondering if "that guy" was running around in one of the villain costumes now.
D:
Spider-Man Was Molested
Awww... D: *looks at the other parts of the article*

*looks back*

Awww...:(
 

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hurricanejbb said:
Nautical Honors Society said:
MovieBob said:
That Won't Be in the Movie

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I thought Sherlock Holmes was addicted to opium?

And wasn't it supposed to be inferred that opium was in his pipe at points during the latest Holmes movie?
Nope, it was cocaine. If you read "The Sign of Four", it's mentioned as his infamous seven percent solution.
Well, I hate to nitpick, but in "The Sign of Four" Watson actually says/writes:
"Which is it to-day," I asked, "morphine or cocaine?"

Which implied that he was a fan of opiates as well. So everyone is right!

And it sort of makes sense, if you think about drug users in general. Sherlock solves a big case, get's paid(I don't think Doyle ever describes compensation but I infer that), and now he can afford some of the good stuff, morphine. So he shoots up, does nothing, and Watson has nothing to write about. Then he gets low on cash and switches to cocaine. Then he takes a new case and solves it. Rinse and repeat.

I live in a particularly sad city in America. We garnered national attention last year for all the fires people set. Here, if you don't have the paper to buy cocaine, you settle for crack. Or you steal your mother's jewelry and sell it to buy cocaine(I really hate my cousin).

Wow, I guess I love nitpicking. But I hope I'm just supplying food for thought.
 

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The Great JT said:
Say what you will about Marston, he was right when he said girls didn't have a face-kicking superheroine role model to look up to.
Yeah, but now we have Empowered....! Oh, wait.
 

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kementari said:
The Great JT said:
Say what you will about Marston, he was right when he said girls didn't have a face-kicking superheroine role model to look up to.
Yeah, but now we have Empowered....! Oh, wait.
Best. Role model. EVER.

Also, it took me about 15 seconds to confirm Rule 34 holds for Supergirl/Comet. More entertaining was coincidentally also finding Rule 34 for the Shoemaker-Levy comet and Jupiter in the results. Heh.
 

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albino boo said:
hurricanejbb said:
Nautical Honors Society said:
MovieBob said:
That Won't Be in the Movie

Ten stories that will NOT be coming to a theater near you.

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I thought Sherlock Holmes was addicted to opium?

And wasn't it supposed to be inferred that opium was in his pipe at points during the latest Holmes movie?
Nope, it was cocaine. If you read "The Sign of Four", it's mentioned as his infamous seven percent solution.
Yup, it was also shown in A Scandal in Bohemia and in The Adventure of the Missing Three-Quarte, Watson weans Holmes off coke. However I think there is one story in which Holmes goes undercover and sends Watson a message from an opium den.


The creator of Wonder Woman was involved in menage et trois with his wife and sectary. The sectary was also his sub slave. I wonder why poeple caught in wonder womans rope have to tell truth and she wore bracelets all the time?
The Man With The Twisted Lip is the story with the opium den. (How do I know that?)
 

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Not to be terribly pedantic, but the Robert Downey Jr. Holmes *was* addicted to cocaine, or at least was seen swigging from a bottle of a cocaine solution.

During the film, Watson tells a drug-dazed Holmes, "You do know what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?" At the time, Germany's Koller had demonstrated the efficacy of cocaine in ophthalmologic surgery, leading to its adoption by Halsted and his proteges (as well as the widespread addiction of Johns Hopkins' surgical staff). It's a bit of a oblique reference, but there's no question what Holmes is pounding shots of in that cheap Victorian gin-mill.
 

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Ah, Death in the Family.
I'm going to get booed for this but what the hell.

Jason had some mouth on him. Probably why Joker decided to close it with a crowbar....

Gotta get my hands on that Super-Sex tape! lol

Good article, Bob.

Although... the thing with the horse is a bit too much.

(That's what she said?)
 

Boba Frag

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nick n stuff said:
wow. i had no idea that comic books were so fucked up
You should read The Boys by Garth Ennis then, mate.

Or... anything ever made by Garth Ennis come to think of it :p
 

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MovieBob said:
Supergirl (Probably) F**ked Her Pet Horse

Luckily for all involved, Rule 34 had yet to be written.
That's what you think...

Don't look at me like that, this is the goddamned internet. This sort of thing shouldn't be a shock to anyone anymore.

And if it is: "Welcome to the internet."