If there's ever any work emergency that finds you looking for a crematorium, you should probably reassess your life, your values, and stop taking jobs that involve shady meetings in the back of a family-owned Italian restaurant.Some lines of work lead to uncommon emergencies.
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Political infighting, mass shootings, a rising fentanyl problem, Russia ready to nuke us, toxic train wrecks, crippling weather issues... bring it, pig. I seriously don't care what happens next; it might as well be a fucking pig.That'll do, pig. That'll do.
‘Incredibly intelligent, highly elusive’: US faces new threat from Canadian ‘super pig’
Northern states on alert for invasion of cross-bred pig that threatens flora and fauna – and is difficult to stop
You didn't hear about the pigs before the train chemicals got out, that's all I'm saying.
We here in America don't have enough shoulders to look over. Hell, we've got to look up nowadays for UFOs and spy craft. I'm just waiting on the mole people to launch their assault. And ghosts probably.
It's always humans getting superpowers from exotic radiation and/or chemicals, so why not pigs? They share 98% of our dna after all, why would we be special?
Think how good the insulin is going to be!
And to think I struggle to swallow Tylenol.
Why is that people are always surprised to learn that pigs are smart? Or dangerous?That'll do, pig. That'll do.
‘Incredibly intelligent, highly elusive’: US faces new threat from Canadian ‘super pig’
Northern states on alert for invasion of cross-bred pig that threatens flora and fauna – and is difficult to stop
Because people think "lol, bacon" and don't realize that the wild versions of domesticated animals can be very dangerous.
The domesticated ones are just as bad. Ask someone who works at a piggery what their 3 biggest fears are and one of them will be "falling into a pen and unable to defend themself.'
Depends what you mean by domesticated. Cattle-domesticated or household-domesticated are different things. Many farmers just have a couple of pigs and treat them basically like dogs (watching tv on the couch with them). At least until they reach a certain age, I guess. But then the (sometimes heartbreaking) separation is nearing anyway.
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There's an automatic assumption in the US that any adult male who happens to be within fifty feet of a child intends to abduct and sexually abuse them.Man Offers First Class Seat To Child In Coach, American Airlines Suspects He's A Predator - View from the Wing
An American Airlines ConciergeKey passenger, one of the carrier’s top customers, shared to social media that they were flying from Portland to Dallas on Tuesday’s flight 2655 and wound up suspected of being a child predator – because they tried to do a good deed, giving up their first class seat...
Ok so if he actually turned out to be one, then I guess Bravo AA. However, seeing as it wasn’t like he was asking the kid to sit with him or idk, on his lap or some shit, me thinks it’s more that society is basically at the “bunch of cynical shitbags” stage and that humanity has become a lost cause. The only viable solution is going to be for everyone to stop having kids. /s?
In the meantime folks, just remember to keep your head down and STFU when in public, because there could be kids around any corner.
