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Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
609
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Result: "The Stratfort Tales"

A thick leather tome, decorated with various precious gems and metals depicting images of kings and clergy engaging in various deprived acts such as murder, incest and orgies. Inside, illustrations are coloured with Lapis lazuli, most notably the pigment is generously used when rendering the robes of monarchs.

The book features all known Shakespeare plays, as well as a few that were previously thought to be lost to time. Worth noting that none of the tales site Shakespeare as the author, instead citing obscure nobles are the original creators.

There are various deviations from the original tales, such as the Merchant of Venice ending with the main character seeing the angel Gabriel or Juliet living to unite the waring families.



A bucket of mundane blue paint, Very fine
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
609
0
0
Result: Odd, seven meter tall serpent-esque creature with ivory fur and wings measuring up to twenty meters in diameter. The animal has been deemed cooperative and friendly towards personal, but was incenerated as per foundation protocol.

Input: Mad Max: Fury Road, fine
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
609
0
0
Result: A complete collection of Tolkiens work, complete with dictionaries for Elvish and Dwarf languages. However, thhe stories depict the characters and wildlife as large lego figures. The plot also seems to have a more humourous spin to it with slapstick and other forms of comedy being common.

Esperanto guide and dictionary, fine
 

NerfedFalcon

Level i Flare!
Mar 23, 2011
8,104
2,016
118
Gender
Male
A series of cassette tapes for learning Esperanto. The series itself is quite long, as it covers almost every word in the language.

A model Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device; 1:1
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
16,498
2
43
Result: No brushing needed toothpaste. If left too long without rinsing though will result in "wear" on gums


A blackboard: rough.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
4,606
0
0
Result: the pieces of the destroyed blackboard are now on display in a time traveling archaelogists personal museum.

a wiffleball: course.