The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

DracoSuave

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Zaul2010 said:
Hell only has 7 circles
Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, Treachery.

That's nine.

The 'circles of hell' thing was invented by Dante as part of a political satire.
 

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An eternal game of minecraft, where you are forced to build the biggest and most impressive structures you can. And all the blocks are flammable. And you have to mine them by hand. And there are griefers...
 

honestdiscussioner

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Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:


Although to your credit you do have this:

 

rob_simple

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All games suffer from Fallout 3 Syndrome, i.e. random crashes will end every single play session.

It'd be like someone telling you you're going to be gored by a rhino at some point in your life; you'll never know when but you'll always expect it.
 

Feylynn

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SomeLameStuff said:
No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.
No thumbs would ruin pc gaming! D=
Space bar and Alt are exclusively thumb and some of my very preferred binds for almost everything.
I also use a WoW mouse and have 5 thumb buttons. =<
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No internet connection, wait, an internet connection that is detectable but unstable and completely trouble shooting proof.
Doomed to an eternity of instant disconnects and no rhyme or reason as to why.

Every disc you play becomes scratched to the point of an impassable point 20 minutes into campaign and non playable cinematics.
 

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Being forced to punch millions of tress to build a city in Minecraft, and every time I finish a building, a green hissing penis runs up and blows it up.

Oh, wait... That is Minecraft. Yeah, just playing Minecraft, then.
 

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honestdiscussioner said:
Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:

They did not show the most terrifying creature of all. Bringer of doom and the destroyer of worlds... The Cassowary.

My ninth circle of gamer hell is playing every game in existence, but at the slightest mistake you get kicked by said Cassowary.
 

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The hardest puzzles known to man are complied to make I Wanna Be the Guy 2. Oh, and it's infinite. No ending.

kman123 said:
Dylan Sowers said:
Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.
Atkinson is gone. Long gone. What's this about Gears of War?
I'm pretty sure there are still anti-gaming government officials who can ban games.

There's also the small fact of you guys getting games like half a year late, and then they cost $40 more.
 

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someonehairy-ish said:
An eternal game of minecraft, where you are forced to build the biggest and most impressive structures you can. And all the blocks are flammable. And you have to mine them by hand. And there are griefers...
God i'd love to be one of those griefers. Does that make me a bad person? :D
 

honestdiscussioner

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Von Strimmer said:
honestdiscussioner said:
Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:

They did not show the most terrifying creature of all. Bringer of doom and the destroyer of worlds... The Cassowary.

My ninth circle of gamer hell is playing every game in existence, but at the slightest mistake you get kicked by said Cassowary.
If we're being fair, I think clock spiders are far worse. A spider bigger than my head? No thank you!
 

New Vegas Samurai

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Reverse Checkpoints in Dark souls
instead of respawning in a save state, you keep progressively going back to before that one hard boss fight
 

hazabaza1

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Aku_San said:
For every minute of actual gameplay, there's an hour of cutscenes.
Metal Gear Solid?
OT: Blight-town. Infinite amount of Blight-town. Without the rusted iron ring, and even more mosquitoes.
 

Roganzar

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Aiedail256 said:
Tonythion said:
All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.
This, but the QTE's are also motion-controlled, and the "game" is only presented in old-school red/blue 3D
You are a sadist.