The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

[ABLb0y]

Being forced to punch millions of tress to build a city in Minecraft, and every time I finish a building, a green hissing penis runs up and blows it up.

Oh, wait... That is Minecraft. Yeah, just playing Minecraft, then.

 

[Von Strimmer]

Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.

As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:

They did not show the most terrifying creature of all. Bringer of doom and the destroyer of worlds... The Cassowary.

My ninth circle of gamer hell is playing every game in existence, but at the slightest mistake you get kicked by said Cassowary.

 

[Double A]

The hardest puzzles known to man are complied to make I Wanna Be the Guy 2. Oh, and it's infinite. No ending.

Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.

There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.

Atkinson is gone. Long gone. What's this about Gears of War?

I'm pretty sure there are still anti-gaming government officials who can ban games.

There's also the small fact of you guys getting games like half a year late, and then they cost $40 more.

 

[Continuity]

An eternal game of minecraft, where you are forced to build the biggest and most impressive structures you can. And all the blocks are flammable. And you have to mine them by hand. And there are griefers...

God i'd love to be one of those griefers. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Crazy]

Being frozen to the ground with the Devil playing KotOR.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.

As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:

They did not show the most terrifying creature of all. Bringer of doom and the destroyer of worlds... The Cassowary.

My ninth circle of gamer hell is playing every game in existence, but at the slightest mistake you get kicked by said Cassowary.

If we're being fair, I think clock spiders are far worse. A spider bigger than my head? No thank you!

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

Reverse Checkpoints in Dark souls
instead of respawning in a save state, you keep progressively going back to before that one hard boss fight

 

[Cazza]

Spawn camped. Forever. Spawn die spawn die.

 

[hazabaza1]

For every minute of actual gameplay, there's an hour of cutscenes.

Metal Gear Solid?
OT: Blight-town. Infinite amount of Blight-town. Without the rusted iron ring, and even more mosquitoes.

 

[Roganzar]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

This, but the QTE's are also motion-controlled, and the "game" is only presented in old-school red/blue 3D

You are a sadist.

 

[MammothBlade]

Being strapped to a chair watching a stinky foul-mouthed middle aged woman "playing" farmville for all eternity whilst being really hungry and really needing to pee. Plus there are copies of the games you want to play in clear view reminding you of what you're missing. Not to mention you get pressure ulcers...

 

[DracoSuave]

Every game uses this. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Glove]

 

[Tonythion]

and your avatar represents that statement better than i would have ever thought


Ot: what has been said about no thumbs or the modern warfare 2 lobby with headset fused to ear with no mute

It really does doesn't it?

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

Hey, Dragon's Lair was amazing for its day...

I'll take your word for it

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

There's already a game that is exactly that:
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2008/05/13/fmv-hell-mighty-morphin-power-rangers/

So the ninth circle has grown since I've last seen it...Hmmm troubling thought.

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

I can not think of anything worst then this.

it is a horrible thought

A version of Homefront with only cutscenes and quick time events, also, Connor doesn't die.

*que Twilight Zone music and a spiraling decent while screaming "NOOOO!"*

 

[Sampsa]

Door bell ringing every other minute.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Loading screen madness!!

Spoiler: Video Clip

 

[mrdude2010]

escort missions. nothing but escort missions.

 

[Wanderer787]

Having to play nothing but Diablo II's Act 3 for eternity, and never leveling up. *PHHT*PHHT*PHHT*PHHT*