The "Americans and Canadians can finally talk about Age of Ultron" thread (*spoilers*)

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Well, I loved it with the only things I didn't like was the pacing (which took a while to adjust to, honestly) and, especially, the lack of more Falcon... When I was seeing this with my friend, his brother, and their dad and I mention that latter complaint, they just looked at me with a "Who's Falcon?" look on their face since they didn't see The Winter Soldier beforehand, which made me not like what this movie did (or should I say didn't) do with The Falcon! Glob dammit! You bring back War Machine, give him some witty banter and was part of the S.H.I.E.L.D. rescue team, and The Falcon wasn't even part of the S.H.I.E.L.D. rescue team? The FUCK??

Other than that, those name drops that will surely come back in the later MCU movies made me giddy on the inside and the back-and-forth banter between Cap and Tony, to me, felt like the prelude to Civil War... Then again, that opening sequence seemed to only gel with me since I knew the events/"backstory" that lead up to it in the first place and, even after spoiling myself in terms of who lives and who died, it didn't deter my enjoyment of seeing those scenes play out the way that they did... So, overall, I say that this movie was just barely a bit better than the first Avengers movie after really thinking it over and almost felt like you needed some context in a few areas (that you could only get if you've seen the previous MCU movies beforehand) that some people would chalk up to either "weird pacing" or "that seemed pointless within the context of this movie, alone", but I digress on the latter...

Now, for me to wait for Ant-Man, Doctor Strange, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Civil War, and The Inhumans, which I'm assuming that movie's prologue's happening (and still happening) through Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.... all culminating in the two-part Infinity War...
 

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It was pretty good, but unlike the common opinion. I think the first movie was better, but this takes third place so far in the MCU. Sadly, this movie was the only one I was really interested in for the next few years. I don't think the Civil War will work out, they're either missing or completely unable to get several characters I'd call essential to the plot and the Thor movies kinda sucked in my opinion. I'm really looking forward to Captain Marvel and The Inhumans though.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
Casual Shinji said:
But that's a problem nearly every Marvel movie has. A real team battle against a singular powerful opponent would've been nice.

It's fine, I guess, but it was just going through the motions.
Considering next up for the Avengers is Thanos, that's not going to change, the only difference is, he's so powerful he can destroy entire planets more easily (where as Ultron and the Chitauri needed to work at it).
With Thanos we might actually get a proper heroes vs. villain fight, since the dude is so powerful (apparently) that he'd have no need for a seemingly inexhaustable army of whatchamacallits to do his biding. Though I'm sure that's what'll end up happening anyway. : (
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Thanos isn't that tough to be honest, unless he's being written badly. They pumped him up heavily in comics recently due to his popularity, but conceptually he's "just" an Eternal and not even the most powerful one. The trick to him being powerful enough to wreck planets and stuff was him getting a hold of all powerful artifacts, otherwise he DOES run around with armies of minions and stuff, and actually spends a good portion of his time running away from heroes and such before he's ready for the confrontations. To put it into perspective "Drax The Destroyer" is supposed to be more powerful than Thanos, at least originally, he was created/empowered by Thanos' own people to kill him, and given a sense that allowed him to locate Thanos at galactic range. Thanos actually spent a good portion of his time running from Drax if I remember (where other heroes had to deal with Drax wrecking crap looking for Thanos). Sersei, Starfox (Eros), etc... are all other Eternals and in the same league if your familiar with the characters. Indeed Starfox is on a lot of levels Thanos' opposite number being "Life" (the "god" of love and sexuality to Thanos' death) and the two even had a periodic meeting every year to try and talk out their differences if I remember where they called a truce but that's going pretty old school.

Strictly speaking confronting Thanos would be pretty much a minion fight, as if it's one of those "down to the minute" things he'd be needing to have the heroes held off while he assembles his super weapon so to speak. That said I have no idea how they plan to do "Infinity Gauntlet" as the key to that whole thing was the characterization of Thanos and him defeating himself, unless Thanos gets his own movie to foreshadow what's going to happen I've had my doubts about the whole endgame of this move plan to be honest.



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I thought "Age Of Ultron" was just okay, I liked it, but felt it was easily the worst of the Marvel movies so far, except maybe "Iron Man 3". I didn't like the way they redefined "The Scarlet Witch" to give her psionics just so they could do weird psycho-babble moments with the various characters. I thought the "Hulk/Black Widow" romance was kind of painful and just didn't work, even if I caught the metaphor about them both being monsters (it wasn't subtle) along with the whole jackhammer metaphor in visiting Hawkeye's family. The fight scenes were okay, but pretty generic at this point, and it doesn't seem like they were really all that well directed or thought out at times. For example at one point you have Captain America doing a decent job holding his own against the main Ultron unit, but then later Thor seems to be struggling with it kind of ridiculously. Too many characters meant the timing and flow of some of the fights didn't work well, individually the bits were good, but as a whole it just didn't work as well as previous movies. They probably would have done better to break the finale up into several different scenes involving different characters in different places, than trying to do one large fight one little brawl at a time out of sequence.

I'll also say I love Joss Whedon's work, but the dude needs to learn to give villains more respect. For example Baron Von Strucker is one of Captain America's greatest enemies right up there with the Red Skull. When the two confronted each other I was thinking "okay, here we go" remembering I never did get a satisfying brawl with the Red Skull in Cap's own movie. I was thinking there was plenty of time for 'ol Von Strucker to whip out the Lucifer's Claw or another weapon and pound Cap for a bit before eventually be taken down... but nope, we don't get that, and bloody Baron Von Strucker gets unceremoniously disposed of between scenes. What's next? Are they going to get the "Fantastic Four" rights back just so Joss can have Doctor Doom pose for 30 seconds and then get run over by a bus? I mean cripes, if your going to have a guy who has nearly conquered the world numerous times in the comics and is one of the all time leaders in the "I almost got him" Captain America enemies club at least use him properly.

I'll also say that to me Ultron never really did a lot to sell me on his cred in this. I mean he was okay, but devoid of what made him interesting in the comics, and turned into an excuse for a swarm of robots he was just sort of missing the same vibe to me. At the end his entire plan is to slam a city into the ground to wipe out humanity, trapping The Avengers on it while he kills them, I might have been impressed more if this wasn't simply a variation on something they actually make fun of "Gravitron" for in the comics since he always seems to wind up trying that same basic thing. I suppose seeing a live action version of it was cool, but at the end of the day it was just another urban brawl.

I don't know I just expected more for some reason knowing Joss was involved and seeing what happened with the other movies. I didn't like the new versions of some of the characters even though I didn't expect them to be exactly like their comic counterparts, and it just seemed like it was missing something.

Oh and for the record, if Joss is going to kill off a bloody super hero let a villain do it in a suitably epic fashion. I mean it's one thing to kill Quicksilver but another to have it done in a plane strafing run just for the sake of a back and forth with the bad guy. See, Ultron actually building a Vibranium body (since they don't do Adamantium) and then beating up the team to establish his cred early on, and actually killing Quicksilver during the process, would have worked. The movie kind of needed something like that. Super Heroes need cool, and menacing villains to fight, and Ultron didn't capture my imagination like their version of Loki did, and the robot swarm just never gave me any sense of heroic jeopardy, nor did Ultron, because as I said, his performance was so pathetic as a threat that I actually had a hard time believing Thor wouldn't have just pulverized him on the spot instead of spending the end of that whole fight scene pretty much grappling with him (which looked like he had his arm stuck in something actually).

At any rate unless he improves I *REALLY* hope Joss doesn't get his hands on Baron Zemo, after what he did with Von Strucker I'm loathe to think of what he'd do with that character. Baron Zemo being one of the usual leaders of "The Masters Of Evil" another huge Captain America villain, and the mastermind behind the original Thunderbolts concept. Von Strucker and Zemo should both be able to give Cap a run for his money a lot like The Winter Soldier did. :)
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
We've gone through aliens, nazis and robots now, I was wondering the other day what PC army of darkness they could come up against next. The obious answer was zombies, or compromise thereof (nazi zombies, robot aliens, etc).
It'll probably be just another generic alien race, with some 'Oh no, we have to fight the Hulk again, cuz what else is he gonna do' littered in the middle.
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Well, when you get down to it comics themselves do have a sort of limited rogues gallery they just re-use the same things in fairly novel ways. That said the predictable thing to do would be to actually have some super villains get some credit.

See, the thing about the Nazis and Hydra (separate in the comics, but the same in the movies more or less) is that they have their own champions who are as tough, or tougher, than the super heroes. Typically they have someone like say Madame Hydra, Wolfgang Von Strucker, etc... around who is at least equal to the good guys and probably has a really threatening gimmick or two up their sleeves. Villains who give the heroes a good fight, and actually manage to beat them from time to time (though typically leaving them in some escapable death trap rather than finishing them, making the inevitable rematch and their defeat happen later), this includes bad guys who also punch way above their weight class the way heroes do as well by having some nefarious plan that let's a seemingly "Captain America" level threat take down Thor. I was all psyched up to see a grueling Cap vs. Von Strucker fight and it didn't happen. They kept Von Strucker as some piddly nobody who was about to surrender and gets killed off camera, why even have him? There is no real jeopardy in simply having the heroes pound a bunch of minions again and again. Super Heroes should not have every fight be a grueling one, but it does help since their villains are part of what makes them cooler by association. This is in part why I hated "Iron Man 3" so much as much as a lot of people liked that movie, the way how they turned The Mandarin, Iron Man's Arch Enemy into a complete joke just didn't sit well with me, Iron Man fighting the Extremis results just didn't have the personality of an evil tyrant who runs around with a set of magic rings that make him every bit equal to, Iron Man, and usually more powerful, leading to some interesting confrontations where Iron Man has had to do some wild things to deal with Mandarin when he couldn't take him on head to head.

What The Avengers really needs is a cooler rogues gallery. It would butcher their plans but at this point what I think they really need is some version of "The Masters Of Evil" probably with a different name for the cinematic universe. Have a bunch of arch-enemy types appear for each of the heroes who they can't beat head on, and then do the classic Avenger's trick in the finale of switching opponents. Right now the only really credible villain they faced was Loki, and he was more of a trickster than a credible threat since they powered his abilities in a direct confrontation waaay down in the movie. Otherwise it's all been plowing through minions.
 

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MajorTomServo said:
FPLOON said:
Yeah, I would have liked to have seen him too, but it's not as though every hero absolutely needs to be in the same place at the same time. Besides, it ended on a note which seems to imply he'll be one of the mains for the team in the next one, which I like, since they basically called them the New Avengers in all but name.
 

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2.5 hours is too long for a popcorn movie. Aside from that it was ok. Though John Steed wasn't in it. Again. How is it an Avengers movie without Steed? Yes it had a pretty redhead in a catsuit, but that's only halfway home...
 

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Count me in the camp that thinks it was better than the first one in just about every way. The action for one, was a whole lot more fun. The opening to the movie actually blew me away - seeing the Avengers working together in that capacity beat the entire Chitauri invasion by far, IMHO. Each Avenger got some substantial degree of character development, either building off their respective movies, or throwing something new into the mix. Oddly enough, I think Hawkeye is my favorite Avenger now. The romance between Black Widow and Banner came out of left field, but I thought they had some genuine chemistry on screen, though it could have benefited from a Hulk movie to set it up, or something. Ultron struck me as a superior villain to Loki, and all of the new Avengers were great.

That being said, I hardly think it was perfect. The "magical pool of plot exposition" that Thor randomly went to felt totally rushed and awkward. I can only guess that it is setting things up for Ragnarok, but the entire sequence felt out of place. While Ultron was a fun villain, up until his plan at the end of the movie, he never struck me as a dangerous villain. Hell, Scarlet Witch did more damage to the Avengers than he ever did. I guess that made it all the more awkward when they changed allegiances at the drop of the hat. Don't get me wrong, they had a good reason to, but I think they were accepted a little too quickly. The Vision was a great addition, but I feel like his importance in defeating Ultron was a little exaggerated. I mean, yeah, he prevented him from escaping into the internet, but I don't feel like that was emphasized enough.

Also, I can't quite remember, but I could swear that Thor said Earth has been in contact with four Infinity Gems. He saw the purple one from Guardians of the Galaxy in his vision, but it was never near Earth. Did he actually say three, or was it a goof?
 

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Bizzaro Stormy said:
2.5 hours is too long for a popcorn movie. Aside from that it was ok. Though John Steed wasn't in it. Again. How is it an Avengers movie without Steed? Yes it had a pretty redhead in a catsuit, but that's only halfway home...
The original script had it be 3.5 hours, and Marvel told Whedon to cut out an hour. Count your blessings for producer oversight, it probably went a long way for scenes not lasting too long.
Houseman said:
Was there a second ending scene after the credits? After the actual credits, not the one DURING the credits.
Nope, just the one between the fancy credits and the actual credits. Guess Marvel felt that they had done enough training for us to sit through them all.
 

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It was good but I still prefered the first one as this one seen more of a mindless action flick.

Yes the first film has flaw but the second one has bigger flaws (a good villain that became less threatening as time goes by, uneven characters developments)!

It still bugged me how it started off when everyone together and kicking butts despite they went their seperates ways, it felt like there should had been a prelude before the film release (I shouldn't say it should of been in it given that the film was two and a half hours long)!
 

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Scarim Coral said:
It still bugged me how it started off when everyone together and kicking butts despite they went their seperates ways, it felt like there should had been a prelude before the film release (I shouldn't say it should of been in it given that the film was two and a half hours long)!
You mean like the ending to Thor 2? Or the ending to Captain America 2? Or the ending of the episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. just 2 days before it was released?
 

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Zontar said:
Scarim Coral said:
It still bugged me how it started off when everyone together and kicking butts despite they went their seperates ways, it felt like there should had been a prelude before the film release (I shouldn't say it should of been in it given that the film was two and a half hours long)!
You mean like the ending to Thor 2? Or the ending to Captain America 2? Or the ending of the episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. just 2 days before it was released?
Last time I've check before the film release-

Thor 2- Thor decline to take Odin throne and I think in the post credit, he was reunited with Jane Foster? Therefore I assume he was just in the UK well ok he can fly.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Both he and Bucky were going to try to find Bucky. Ok sure he may had learn of Hydra whereabout during the search. (EDIT- Sorry I mean Falcon who was with Cap!)

Iron Man 3 (worst offender). He was cured and give up being Iron Man altogether to be with Pepper and yet here we are, he's wearing a suit and kicking butt.

Black Widow- She was in a governemt court when all of SHIELD info were leak including hers. Sure she leaved the court so I assume she was either with Nick or was elsewhere.

Clint and Banner- No idea on their whereabout after the first film

Also I haven't watched Agend of SHIELD after the first episode so fill me in what had happened (someone did inform me they went rogue due to the event of the Winter Soldier).
 

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Scarim Coral said:
Zontar said:
Scarim Coral said:
It still bugged me how it started off when everyone together and kicking butts despite they went their seperates ways, it felt like there should had been a prelude before the film release (I shouldn't say it should of been in it given that the film was two and a half hours long)!
You mean like the ending to Thor 2? Or the ending to Captain America 2? Or the ending of the episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. just 2 days before it was released?
Last time I've check before the film release-

Thor 2- Thor decline to take Odin throne and I think in the post credit, he was reunited with Jane Foster? Therefore I assume he was just in the UK well ok he can fly.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Both he and Bucky were going to try to find Bucky. Ok sure he may had learn of Hydra whereabout during the search.

Iron Man 3 (worst offender). He was cured and give up being Iron Man altogether to be with Pepper and yet here we are, he's wearing a suit and kicking butt.

Black Widow- She was in a governemt court when all of SHIELD info were leak including hers. Sure she leaved the court so I assume she was either with Nick or was elsewhere.

Clint and Banner- No idea on their whereabout after the first film

Also I haven't watched Agend of SHIELD after the first episode so fill me in what had happened (someone did inform me they went rogue due to the event of the Winter Soldier).
Clint hasn't been seen since The Avengers (mainly due to the actor not being available) but Banner was implied to be working with Tony at the end of Iron Man 3.

In AoS after the fall of Shield the organization has gone underground, operating from the shadows to help the world be a better place. It's fractured, but the pieces are coming back together at a speed which may have the organization back to its role being a player in the movies by the time of Infinity Wars. The episode from last Tuesday has very little in the way of plot relevant to Age of Ultron, but it ended with a raid on a Hydra base netting them the location of Loki's Septeter, which Coulson gave to Maria Hill, who was already working as both Shield agent and secretary to Tony.
 

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Zontar said:
Great so if I want to be in a total loop with the MCU, I would have to watched that series (it wasn't bad, I just couldn't get into it) since I read that trator who got killed off by the Winter Soldier did appear in the series first?

Still there is no explaination to why Tony was wearing the suit again despite his promise/ commintment to Pepper or how they all got back together exactly (I'm just assuming Maria pass it to Tony/ Cap and they somehow got Thor and the other to come back since Thor was in the UK). I would like to think this will be explained in the future like an extra feature in the film dvd/ bluray.
 

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I'm at the stage now where I'm kind of getting tired of these films; I feel like there are too many characters, and the movies are starting to get a bit formulaic and cliche.

So I went in probably a little more critical than usual. And I have to say, Marvel movies do a great job at making you drop your cynicism. The best example was during the scene introducing Space JARVIS, I spent all of that thinking "god, this dialogue is so bad, where'd Thor come from, this guy looks like a total Mary Sue, etc." then they throw in that beautiful and unexpected callback to the Mjolnir joke at the beginning of the film, and suddenly I'm laughing out loud along with the rest of the crowd. I'd say at this point, the emphasis on humour is probably their strongest suit.

Second was Hawkeye. Man, if he did not totally step up to the plate for this one.
 

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Scarim Coral said:
Great so if I want to be in a total loop with the MCU, I would have to watched that series (it wasn't bad, I just couldn't get into it) since I read that trator who got killed off by the Winter Soldier did appear in the series first?
To understand what is happening, not really, they manage to keep things self contained, but there are references and allusions to other events from other works.

We did see Sitwell (the traitor) in AoS though, with the episode before the Uprising arc having him pulled from a meeting to be sent to the ship he was on in Winter Soldier.
Still there is no explaination to why Tony was wearing the suit again despite his promise/ commintment to Pepper or how they all got back together exactly (I'm just assuming Maria pass it to Tony/ Cap and they somehow got Thor and the other to come back since Thor was in the UK). I would like to think this will be explained in the future like an extra feature in the film dvd/ bluray.
I'd assume Tony rebuilt his suits for a "just in case" situation where they'd be needed. Thor wouldn't be too hard to find either, since he was likely staying with his girlfriend who Shield knew about, so Hill is probably the one who brought the team together through convincing Tony it was needed.

This is all speculation, of course, but it's not as though everything needs an explanation. Wouldn't mind seeing a return of the One-Shots though, I miss those things, really help give a sense there was more to the universe then just the movies before AoS happened, and they where pretty fun.
 

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Hmm, let's see...

I thought it suffered from hitting a great many of the same story beats as the first Avengers. The Avengers are all messed with emotionally/psychologically, and there's a lot of infighting. The Hulk goes berserk halfway through the film and everyone has to soak up a lot of friendly fire. Tony has some tech that gets stolen/mis-appropriated/mis-used. The set piece battle at the end involves the slaughter of near countless mooks while the Big Bad fumbles about and is ultimately impaled on his own incompetence. Iron Man and Captain America argue.

On the good stuff side...

Ultron was a surprisingly amusing and charismatic villain. Scarlet Witch was under-utilized but brought the most pathos, and her power set was new and interesting. Some of the fight sequences were fun, and even though the movie felt over-stuffed at times they managed to give all the heroes...even the second stringers...at least a few moments to shine. There was a lot of patter, and some of it was quite funny.

On the bad stuff side...

The Black Widow/Bruce Banner romance felt incredibly forced and completely out of left field. Nothing about it felt organic or "earned". Hawkeye's imminent death was forecast SO clumsily and overtly that it rapidly became apparent he wouldn't die. Vision is conceptually neat but a bit bland and looks utterly ridiculous. No post credit sequence. And, as I live in Canada, no Star Wars trailer either. Fuckers.
 

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Therumancer said:
For example at one point you have Captain America doing a decent job holding his own against the main Ultron unit, but then later Thor seems to be struggling with it kind of ridiculously.
Ultron replaced his primary unit with a bigger one between the fight on the truck/train and the fight on the floating city. I think Cap and Thor were fighting different units.