The Average Douchebag
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2010. The year where genius can't even be spelt correctly.Housebroken Lunatic said:The year 2010. The year of the underachievers.Darth_Dude said:
The year where all you have to do to be considered a genious is to copy/paste a piece of code on the messageboards on the escapist.
You asked for a low watermark, people. And I tell you now that we have certainly reached it.
nope. but you might want to explain the term to people who don't know about British stuff. I certainly never heard of them until I moved here.Riobux said:
For me it's excessive moaners, people who think they're smarter than they are, boys who have failed to grasp proper pants-wearing practices, girls who have failed to grasp that leggings don't qualify as pants, creationists who try to pass off their beliefs as scientific, rude people, lazy people... there's more, but I think I'll stop there.
Srsly. I own all the seasons of Family Guy, and its right there with my seasons of Deadwood and John Woo movies (c wut i did thar?). I also happen to have saggy eyes, which are a side effect to my narcolepsy. Also, where in the fuck does GAMECUBE of all things fit? If you had said "360 Fanboy", then maybe. But GameCube?NIHILHATE said:
Damn, you almost got me until I noticed the link didn't have list a particular user, just profile view...Pimppeter2 said:
almost everyone here is pointing to all the physical qualities of a person that they believe make someone a douche-bag! what makes a real douche-bag? someone who points out all the physical qualities in someone without even knowing who they are, what they do, where they come from, what they believe in, what they stand for...AMEN
Well the easiest way I can describe average douchebag in my nearby area would be:
"Big hunk of meat that wants to crash your skull every time he sees you and calls literally everything and everyone "gay" or "fag" "
There are no real rules in the matter of clothing though.
"Big hunk of meat that wants to crash your skull every time he sees you and calls literally everything and everyone "gay" or "fag" "
There are no real rules in the matter of clothing though.
There's a lot of diversity when it comes to douchebags nowadays. Since the "know it all dorks" to the "gym monkeys", you can pretty much have a few definitions of what a douchebag might be.
The douchebags in my area are:
1. Around 12-13.
2. Have a leader "Ned" of age 15+.
3. Wear the most ridiculous outfits such as a full kappa tracksuit with a cap slanted towards the sky.
4. Sentences either start with "Aye man" or "Naw man" or occasionally with the most high pitched and ridiculous laugh ever to exist.
5. The drink of choice for a "Ned" in my area is the infamous Buckfast, and no Ned is complete without one.
6. Their womenfolk tend to be of small stature and have a face of bronze with the same attire as their males. Also their earrings resemble chandeliers or massive hoops of the cheapest gold. (These earrings are most likely a courting gift from their "boy" which will initiate an unstable relationship full of drink drugs and most likely many, many children.
That is a definition of a douchebag in my local area of Scotland, but isn't exclusive to my area.
1. Around 12-13.
2. Have a leader "Ned" of age 15+.
3. Wear the most ridiculous outfits such as a full kappa tracksuit with a cap slanted towards the sky.
4. Sentences either start with "Aye man" or "Naw man" or occasionally with the most high pitched and ridiculous laugh ever to exist.
5. The drink of choice for a "Ned" in my area is the infamous Buckfast, and no Ned is complete without one.
6. Their womenfolk tend to be of small stature and have a face of bronze with the same attire as their males. Also their earrings resemble chandeliers or massive hoops of the cheapest gold. (These earrings are most likely a courting gift from their "boy" which will initiate an unstable relationship full of drink drugs and most likely many, many children.
That is a definition of a douchebag in my local area of Scotland, but isn't exclusive to my area.
Wait, has he... Has he got a fake iPhone?AndyFromMonday said:Pimppeter2 said:
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Oh dear lord.
Actually, that came across less friendlier than I had hoped. It was only meant to be playful banter... I'M A MONSTER!PayJ567 said:Your always so dry with stuff like this, it's always funny as hell to read.Gilbert Munch said:2010. The year where genius can't even be spelt correctly.Housebroken Lunatic said:The year 2010. The year of the underachievers.Darth_Dude said:
The year where all you have to do to be considered a genious is to copy/paste a piece of code on the messageboards on the escapist.
You asked for a low watermark, people. And I tell you now that we have certainly reached it.