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Hmmm... What's this Lost Girls thing that's too weird for Bob?

Let's check Wikipedia...

Lost Girls is a graphic novel depicting the sexually explicit adventures of three important female fictional characters of the late 19th and early 20th century: Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Dorothy Gale from The Wizard of Oz and Wendy Darling from Peter Pan. They meet as adults in 1913 and describe and share some of their erotic adventures with each other.
 

Souplex

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Someone actually had to ask if you're evil?
Your dislike of the Yankees and Giants has made that fact abundantly clear.
 

Grunt_Man11

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"High school is hell!"
I found High School to be hell mostly due to the fact I felt like I was surrounded by total idiots. Yeah, I know that makes me sound snobbish and pretentious. I apologize for that, but I really couldn't help it. Especially, given I had classmates that just reinforced this feeling.
For example, I had one kid who tried to cheat on a test by erasing my name off my paper and put in his own. He forgot two things:
1) That my handwriting was vastly different from his own.
2) He forgot to erase my last name and put his down... I'm not kidding.



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Also, thanks for giving the Hulk movie the credit it was due.
It was, and still is, a very underrated movie.
 

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anthony87 said:
Could someone help me out here and explain just what it is about American highschools that makes them so different and horrible compared to the equivalent level of schools in the rest of the world?
Reading [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Wave_(Toffler)"]The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler[/a] would probably provide some good explanation for you. Essentially, the criticism is that high school was primarily designed as a means to prepare children for factory and assembly line work. For example, get you accustomed to arriving at your desk at specific times, taking instruction from your teacher/supervisor, perform repetitive tasks, take scheduled breaks of specific duration, etc.

If you get caught up working in government bureaucracy, then you might find that "high school" dynamics continue to apply to you. So consider that a warning to think about your career, unless you're one of the ones that enjoyed high school and would like to continue that until retirement.
 

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French and British relations are doing pretty ok right now. Whilst Cameron may be stupidly cautious about the UK's place in the EU, he does at times seem to be BFFs with Sarkozy.
I'm pretty sure Bob is really off on his assumptions. All those immigrations he listed were hated and discriminated against by the natives especially the Chinese and often times they were assimilated anyway keeping their culture out. The thing about France is more about the hostility its people have towards America i.e. keeping Americans out of hotels to protest their government. Of all countries why France that would seem like a joke considering they don't have much of a good foreign policy track record either and probably mostly are biased since they're not the ones leading the world this time. Thus when America does they feel a sort of competition to prove their nationalism right. This could be said about Britain though.

It's not like there are no reasons to hate America, there definitely are, but if you're Britain or France I don't see why there would be any logical ones.
 

Therumancer

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Wow, it was a real mixed bag. I enjoyed it.

France, let's not forget that with a big help from France the US obtained their independence. Yeah, France was acting in self interest to put a dent in the British Empire crown, but still... I don't get the bad rap they get in the US

Highschool was awesome for me, I partied like a monkey on speed and drank like a fish... then again I was not constrained by that silly rule in the States that says that you are mature enough at 18 to put a bullet in an enemy soldier's head, but you cannot drink a beer in a hot-summer day

Also "mumorpuger" :)
France is viewed as a group of backstabbers and with good reason. What the generation after mine is not learning due to historical revisionism is that during World War II France mostly sided with the Nazis. There were French resistance fighters and such, but nothing like the popular fiction perpetuated after the fact. Today history is taught in a politically correct fashion where somehow a small group of Germans somehow managed to simultaneously conquer and hold most of Europe as omnipresent fascist occupiers with heroic resistance fighters everywhere, when really that isn't the case. The truth is that the overwhelming majority of Germany was behind Hitler, and a lot of the nations that he conquered more or less wound up siding with him willingly, the guy was highly charismatic and an international man of the year, and not quite as crazy as people like to let on after the fact. If the way things are presented in today's media and even educational centers were true, he could never have held this together due to a simple lack of manpower, as opposed to coming two milimeters away from conquering the entire world. It's just today we want to present the Germans as our friends so we play up the resistance in germany, we overlook the role nations like Italy and Romania played, and we pretty much hold to a diplomatic agreement with France.

See, what happened with France is that after some relatively token resistance it decided to surrender to Hitler and more or less welcomed the Germans. It wound up providing both troops and logistical support for other areas he was campaigning in. When the tide of the war began to turn France realized that whether Germany won or lost it was going to get decimated, so it pretty much switched sides. This saved the allies a lot of time, trouble, and manpower and in return the war department more or less agreed to present France as a straightforward ally from that point onward to present historical backlash, and what you learn now is more or less part of that. Basically France played both sides and did whatever benefitted France at the moment. This is where the "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys" comes from, France having arguably surrendered TWICE in World War II, first to germany, and then to the allies. The stereotype kind of being of the fat Frenchman telling people whatever they want to hear
while he munches his cheese and just lets everything go to hell around him.

I learned this while in school since I'm just old enough to have had history teachers who were veterans of World War II, and really they had some interesting things to say about it. I think a lot of Franco-American relations comes from the perceptions of "The Greatest Generation", and to a lesser extent from some of the younger Baby Boomers raised by them and closer to those events. Things change as the changes to the educational system and history become the truth te younger generation learns... and really that's the point of historical reinventionism.

Franco-American relations are not helped by things like the "Oil For Food Scandal" (look it up, I've posted links before, and it's fairly complicated). In short France was one of the few nations that opposed the "War On Terror" going into Iraq, and did so on grounds of being "peace loving". Later we found after going into Iraq that France had been exploiting the "Oil For Food" program to engage in general trade with an otherwise embargoed country. The point of the program being to prevent the people from starving while otherwise trying to hammer it's economy since Iraq was dependant on food imports. The whole "we will not use food as a weapon" schtick which is something I could say a lot about on it's own. Basically for all of it's pretensions of other reasons, France was not supporting the effort because it (this does not go for everyone, but I believe Germany was involved to an extent as well) was making money in violation of treaties, and feared an invasion would out this (which it did) and put an end to that trade at the very least. France being concerned over the new Iraqi goverment acknowleging debts owed to France didn't help matters much either.

Now, before anyone argues with me, I'm just explaining why a lot of people think what they do. If you happen to disagree or have learned things differantly that's fine, I'm just saying I understand the mentality and a lot of the history behind it. The bottom line is that France is viewed as largely being fair weather friends, who tend to only act in their own immediate best interests and don't really care about what happens to anyone else. A bunch of guys who will be your buddy one second, but then slide a knife into your back if they see a better deal from somewhere else.

Is this reputation fairly deserved, with the stories being entirely accurate? That goes beyond the scope of the point I'm making. All I'll say is that while I don't consider the French enemies, I am very wary of trusting them as a nation.

Before anyone gets into US Bashing, I will say that with the US our issue in counterpoint is mostly that we're a group of meddlers who tend to work through proxies by empowering groups of people we think woll change things more to our interests or what we consider to be the greater good, oftentimes with unforseen consequences. We also are viewed as having a sort of "Cowboy" mentality where we're willing to do whatever we think is right, regardless of
the existing social order or reasons for events. We can however be trusted, and oddly as much as a lot of people dislike us for it, things like our support of Isreal (when it would be much easier to just throw it to the dogs, which a lot of people want us to do) shows that we generally honor our agreements even when it becomes incredibly inconveinent to do so. There are good points and bad points to this. However when you consider the US tendencies you can see why having a reputation for nearly complete self interest doesn't always sit well.

All of this also plays to a lot of stereotypes you see like the French temptresses and schemers and such throughout the media, and it's very rare to see a French hero, and if you do see one (in a supporting role if nothing else) it's usually still in the role of a cunning schemer. In comparison while we have our massive disagreements with the UK for example, you'll notice that British heroes are portrayed somewhat differantly and accross a wider gamut due to better relations with that nation. As odd as it might sound that we get along better with the culture we rebelled against, it's still our parent culture, and again everything was still pretty straightforward between us. The French, the guys who helped us, arguably did that entirely out of self interest and that helps mitigate a lot of the gratitude.
 

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I don't know what you mean... it's perfectly legal to make money off MMOs nowadays. It goes against the TOS, but those aren't legally binding. And there's no law that says you can't get money in exchange for virtual goods. In fact, a few countries have ruled that stealing virtual goods is a crime, so it follows that selling virtual goods is just a sale.

I think you mean, a game that is designed in such a way that it allows people to make money from it in such a way that it doesn't disrupt gameplay. I guess it would be like a freemium game, only instead of the devs letting you give them money in exchange for high-level characters/equipment/spells/spices, you have tools in place through which players can grind for those stuff and then sell through the game to others, with the devs taking a small cut.

By the way, thank you for reminding me to go buy Neal Stephenson's REAMDE. I almost forgot.
 

Daniel Segal

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Thank you, Bob, for another great (if brief) episode. While I may not agree with everything you say, you never fail to say your mind eloquently and reasonably. Well played, sir.
 

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I don't find high school to be hell, and I'm certainly not the one making it a hell for other people. Maybe I just got lucky by being about in the middle of the popularity hierarchy having enough friends on both sides to make most other people just leave me alone.
 

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As an Englishman I don't know what the deal is with the hate between us and the French. I understand with the older generations sure, the people who went through hard times but with the young? The goverment I sort of get aswell what with the Euro buisness and all that stigma with money lending but why people from 40 down have any sort of negative feelings towards them just sort of weirds me out. I get that some people are just racist tossers but you do see it alot.
 

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Warforger said:
CrazyBlue said:
French and British relations are doing pretty ok right now. Whilst Cameron may be stupidly cautious about the UK's place in the EU, he does at times seem to be BFFs with Sarkozy.
I'm pretty sure Bob is really off on his assumptions. All those immigrations he listed were hated and discriminated against by the natives especially the Chinese and often times they were assimilated anyway keeping their culture out. The thing about France is more about the hostility its people have towards America i.e. keeping Americans out of hotels to protest their government. Of all countries why France that would seem like a joke considering they don't have much of a good foreign policy track record either and probably mostly are biased since they're not the ones leading the world this time. Thus when America does they feel a sort of competition to prove their nationalism right. This could be said about Britain though.

It's not like there are no reasons to hate America, there definitely are, but if you're Britain or France I don't see why there would be any logical ones.
I think its got something to do with the long history we have together. When you think about it, in terms of mordern recorded history, the UK and France have one of longest running relationships. It may be a sort of sibling rivalry but I don't really know enough on the subject, im just thinking out loud.
 

Revolutionary

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Yeah I don't know what high-school is like in the U.S but over here it's probably as good as university (Better in my case). No I'm not a bully Bob.
 

CrazyBlue

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Sibling rivalry is a good way of putting it.

Besides France and the UK have one of the longest formal alliances in place today, plus our armed forces are to an extent interconnected. Also in response to the French surrender monkey's, I think it is overstated to suggest that they willing wanted German occupation. Also that they surrendered to the allies that's a new and "interesting" way of putting it. France surrendered because they saw it as the rational thing to do at the time, that doesn't make it right, but it might have saved a lot of lives.
 

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And if you can get through High School without getting or getting someone else pregnant, your mid twenties will be much MUCH easier.
 

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The US has always had a love / hate relationship with France. We loved them after the revolutionary war, they loved us after WW2. Ironically after the Iraq war, which sent the US on a PR nose dive that is quite literally so bad that there is no comparison in modern history, it was actually France that stayed good friends with us through it. Not Germany, not GB (though, we did kind of lie to get them into Iraq. Woops.) no, France.

The major reason France has always remained relatively distinct is because, in really simple terms, they're as arrogant about their culture as the US is of it's own. The reason why its not hard to fine German, Italian, Greek, Russian, and tens of hundreds of other ethnic sub-cultures in the US is because they integrated. French not so much. For whatever reason the French take such a great pride in their culture, right down to the language (seriously, compare the folks that regulate what's "French" in terms of language compared to those who decide what's "English.") that it never really merged with US culture beyond snorts, escargot and baguette.

The way to beat WoW is to not be WoW. The fundamental problem with the MMO market in terms of competition is that because of the time sinks almost mandated by the genre (because time spent means more months involved, which means more subscriptions) most people will only have one pet MMO they play. Beyond that? Nah-ah. What's more, the video game industry is something that thrives on similarities. Today we have generic brown n' bloom n' gray n' gunmetal first person shooter Z. 15 years ago? Everyone wanted to be Mario and Sonic. So for the seven years WoW's been out (and roughly a decade it's been in development) it's been building up it's content, and refining it's method of operation. In the old world of MMO's where success was measured in hundreds of thousands of subscribers, the model of ripping off other's work was viable because budgets were small, and teams smaller. Today? Well, WoW's settled comfortably at between 8 and 12 million active subscribers. They have the team and the budget to crush anyone trying to emulate them, which is how you can make sense of their prolonged market dominance.
 
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As per topic of high-school. You should probably underline that it is the model of a high-school created by the US education system and not "high-school" in general. I know it sounds simple but... countries differ from one another. The experience is much more bearable in European schools (at least central Europe - my experience), and usually simply fantastic in International Schools far removed from western countries (again, my experience).
 

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I have to admit, I'm really fortunate I go to the high school I go to. Armenians tend to leave each other alone and are generally friendly even to those outside their clique. The jocks leave the nerds alone, and vice versa. Thankfully, there is a pretty healthy amount of nerds in my tiny school so there is never any shortage of conversation. Thankfully, the "High School of Hell" trope is forum to me.

Personally, I'm an Earl Grey man myself.


Triaed said:
Highschool was awesome for me, I partied like a monkey on speed and drank like a fish... then again I was not constrained by that silly rule in the States that says that you are mature enough at 18 to put a bullet in an enemy soldier's head, but you cannot drink a beer in a hot-summer day
Hey, let's start a flame war everybody!
 

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The most recent backlash about France comes in big part from the fact Rupert Murdoch tried to purchase (I believe) Canal+ (a French channel) and was rejected. Right afterward, since it coincided with France not joining the war in Iraq, a lot of anti-French sentiment appeared on Fox News, and was later spread out, which is why there seems to have been so much more ager against the French than any other nation that decided not to go to Iraq.

There are older issues though, and a lot of them have to do with big difference in culture, which cause American people to seem rude to French people and French people to seem rude to Americans.

Anecdotal evidence, when in a pizzeria in France my boyfriend noted that they brought his pizza uncut, and that it would never be done in the US. Me and my friend, both French, commented at the same time that pre-cutting it would be extremely insulting: it would insinuate we can't cut our own food.
Delivery is different because it doesn't assume you have access to cutlery, though.

Other example, it took me years of living in the US before I stopped finding it extremely rude that waiters in restaurants keep showing up uncalled, asking if everything is going well and refilling your drink. For years my only thought was "how rude, why won't they leave me alone, I'm trying to enjoy a meal here", but now I've realised that's just how things work in the US. I still don't like it, but it doesn't grate my nerves as much.

And a lot of the anti-French jokes and stereotypes come from WWII or post WWII, and you can see they haven't changed much since the handbook 112 gripes about the French [http://www.112gripes.com/]