The Big, The Bad, And The Brawly. (Yet Another) Brawl RP.
- Thread starter Fury Is Me.
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...No. Don't be silly. I'm on your side remember? No matter how snarky you all think I am or if ONE OF YOU THINKS I'M A MORE MALEVOLENT GOD THAN THAT HINDU, MULTI-ARMED PRICK, I'm still on your side. People just like humor, is all.
Eyebrows lay in her bed pondering to her self, when suddenly she said, "Hey Navi I'm curious why exactly did you agree to hang out with me and be my assistant. I mean you Hey you just met me and this is crazy but you're a fairy so answer maybe."
No no, he was talking about Chakravartin. Apparently I'm more malevolent than him.
Navi flittered about very quickly. "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
Navi flittered about very quickly. "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
Eyebrows got an answer from the cherub but not quite the one she expected and certainly not one she wanted to hear. "Thats...nice Navi I like you to you seem like a very nice fairy/cherub thing, but you see the thing is we just met like a few hours ago. Maybe it would be for the best if we were you know friends first." she said with a friendly happy smile and warm kind eyes.
Navi licked her warm, kind eye. "LOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU." She started giggling like a happy, not creepy little girl. Jesus. Eyebrows, i'd just cut and run.
Eyebrows just sort of sat there really really confused, "Navi, that was really weird don't like my eye again." she said trying to keep her happy face up. She took a good look at the happy little cherub girl. She found herself unable to listen to the sky voice's really good advice...though the logic center of her brain said she should. Instead she pulled the Cherub into a hug and said I love you to Navi, like the strange winged little sister I never had."
As she hugged the Cherub, a strange image formed in her mind it was Navi, holding a extremely large syringe.
As she hugged the Cherub, a strange image formed in her mind it was Navi, holding a extremely large syringe.
Murasa noticed where she was and plopped down on her familiar bed. "Yo Ichirin! Make me a sammich! I know you can hear me! I'll say you stopped wearing your bhurka or your hijab or whatever you crazy Gypsy nun types call them, and I'll have you stoned!" Murasa called lying on her bed. "Or... Just buttsecks would be cool too! Oh yeah, tell Nue I drowned some kind of turtle, she'll get a laugh out of that."
Navi was breathing heavily, with the biggest smile on her face. Then this joke got a little old and now she's just the Legend of Zelda OOT Navi again, but a cherub. no sleep was had as she warned Eyebrows to watch out! for nightmares all night.
Ichirin ran in and thought on that for a moment. "...Stone me, please."
Ichirin ran in and thought on that for a moment. "...Stone me, please."
Eyebrows tossed and turned all night as Navi's constant cries of watch out screamed out over and over again. I'm starting to think keeping her was a mistake. she thought as she finally drifted of to sleep.
"Are you sure? I mean, I'm all for hurling shit at people, but... I'm in a mood for... THAT ASS." Murasa said making the surliest face she could manage while flailing her tongue around. "Are you still completely sure?" Murasa asked motioning to her pile of stalagmites.
Ichirin's face scrinched up real tight, and sweat was building on her brow. She looked behind her. Unzan was just behind the door, but she wasn't gonna make it. The only hope was Granny Hijiri. Her eyes went to her ass for a second. She liked her ass. She didn't want it destroyed. Again. She had just finished getting surgery from Eirin to fix it, and even now it didn't feel completely natural anymore. Ichirin froze up. "... Why don't you go find that green hair you brought here a while back? You can stone me for all i care. I want my ass." By god, she was gonna go out with her ass intact if it was the last thing she did.
"Nah. Y'know what. Fuch it." Murasa said floating through her bed like a spooky ghost type person. "I'm tired of ass for the moment. I'll make my own Sammich." Murasa floated down into the kitchen and began assembling food between two pieces of bread. It was beginning to look like a scooby-doo sandwich. "This is what life's all about bro." She said rubbing the walls of her boat with her ghostly hands. "When this is over, want to live together bro?"
Komachi, meanwhile, had ended up facedown in her boat, asleep...apparently, having slacked off at her fake job/appeasing/thingymabob. The rowing herself into a fever due to fear didn't help either though...
Oh fuck. I am so tempted right now. Nnngh. No. Boat is silent.
Ichirin nearly fainted and ran the fuck out of that room, back to her room. She holed herself up and crawled in the fetal position, with Unzan holding her. "My aaaa-aa-aaaaaasssss... Wuh-why can't she just buh-buh-bug the green ha-a-a-aaaaaiir?"
Ichirin nearly fainted and ran the fuck out of that room, back to her room. She holed herself up and crawled in the fetal position, with Unzan holding her. "My aaaa-aa-aaaaaasssss... Wuh-why can't she just buh-buh-bug the green ha-a-a-aaaaaiir?"
Murasa then unhinged her ghostly jaw and dropped the hundred-and-seventy-six decker sandwich down her mouth. It promptly fell through her ghostee body. "Oh... That's actually depressing, in a sort of M.C. Escher kind of way... Isn't it bro?" Murasa said hugging the boat from the inside before floating back into her room.
Ichirin didn't leave her room the rest of the night. She only made little "Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh" sounds all night. It made Nue pissed and Byakuren was standing outside her door trying to get her to come out and talk all night. Nazrin didn't care. Shou lost her pants. And the Pagoda, so she was too worried to care. No sign of any Green-Hair that night, though.
Anyway, I should move the plot on. The night passed without a hitch and come early morning, Pit kicked down every hero's door and dragged them all out, then assembled them all before Palutena in the Sky Palace. "Alright. We're all here. Did you all have a good rest?"
Anyway, I should move the plot on. The night passed without a hitch and come early morning, Pit kicked down every hero's door and dragged them all out, then assembled them all before Palutena in the Sky Palace. "Alright. We're all here. Did you all have a good rest?"