The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

The rules of the almighty cake game:
1.If you have the cake, your winning. Think of capture the flag.

2.You can steal the cake ANYWAY YOU WANT. The more imaginative the better.
For example: I kick dumbfish1 into a handily situated cesspit. I have the cake!

3.Try to make it legible. Others might want to read the genius that I'm sure your post will be.

4.If I hear one person say the cake is a lie so help me!


I think I should start this off by saying, I have the cake.

 

[Dumbfish1]

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[Dumbfish1]

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[Azraellod]

i stab you with a pencil and take the cake from you.

i leave the cake on a table and look the other way.

 

[rylus5]

i shoot you with a sleep dart from a blow gun

i put the cake in my safe deposit box

 

[Azraellod]

i use dynamite to get into the deposit box.

i put the cake on a shelf just out of reach.

 

[rylus5]

i poke the shelf with a stick *cake falls on the ground*

i put the cake in barack obamas pants

 

[Azraellod]

i create a hostage situation, and receive the cake through negotiations with the president.

i place the cake in a tree.

 

[rylus5]

i get my lolcats to get it for me and the lolcats get stuck

i send the cake on the next ship to the moon

 

[Aqualung]

I take a rocket ship up to the moon, grab the cake, and take it to Mars, and hide it deep within Pigfarts, guarded by the magical talking lion, Rumblerore.

 

[rylus5]

i grab an ak47 and shoot the guardian,put on a gas mask,and take the cake to earth and bury it in the bahamas

 

[Azraellod]

i task an army of miners on the bahamas. they retrieve the cake for me, and all for a mere...
wow, they charge a lot more then i was expecting.

i place the cake in a hall of mirrors.

 

[rylus5]

i use my trusty dp28 to shoot the mirrors and get the cake

i eat the cake whole!! *how ya gonna get it now fools!*

 

[Azraellod]

i cut you open and extract the cake using my surgical kit. i then throw up because i'm squeamish, and i just cut someone open.

i place the cake invitingly on the windowsill, and set my pet raven to guard it.

 

[rylus5]

i cast heal onto myself and shoot the raven with my shotgun,bake it into the cake *om nom nom*

i put the cake in a time maching goi going to the battle between russia and the nazis

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I warp back in time, grab the cake, and kill all of the nazis. I warp back forward, but missed my jump, and am now in the year 2100. But hey, I have cake.

I throw the cake away, because it's nasty. I bake a brand new, even better cake, and set in the fridge for the frosting to set. My fridge is locked.

 

[Azraellod]

i steal your time machine and disguise myself as a communazi, an acceptable person on both sides, then go and retrieve the cake.
i break into your fridge through use of a circular saw to cut off the front door. i steal the new cake.

i place the cake under one of 2 boxes, then leave a sign there saying "pick one".

 

[rylus5]

i take both boxes because im unfair!

i find a hawk and get it to fly away with the cake

 

[Azraellod]

i do extensive research on hawk migratory patterns, then work out precisely where the hawks nest is from that. i collect the cake, and a chocolate egg from the nest for some reason.

i place the cake in the anti-cooking device, reducing it to ingredients, which i put in my storage cupboard.

 

[rylus5]

i remake the cake into an evil hitler cake!

i hide the nazi cake in the riechstag