The cake game

[rylus5]

i shoot the lock off

i put the cake in a cannon and fire

 

[Fraught]

I fly after it through a cannon and catch it.

I put the cake in my pants.

 

[rylus5]

i kick the pants off of you

i take the cake to area 51 and hide it in the most secretive place

 

[Azraellod]

i make use of a camera i implanted on the cake to find where it is.

i leave the cake at the local supermarket, with a price ticket on it saying £5.

 

[rylus5]

i pull a grab and run

i give the cake to a homeless shelter (tha cake has a bomb in it)

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I increase my explosives stat by 90 and raid the homeless shelter and steal the cake. I defuse the bomb and take the cake.

I hide the cake in a lava froof chamber inside an active volcano.

 

[rylus5]

i activate god mode!

i take the cake and put it in a cake factory

 

[Pm0n3y]

I get a sub and a group of elite seamen to find the cake

I then throw the cake into a time paradox

 

[rylus5]

i enter the time paradox,retrieve the cake and get sent to ww2

i put the cake in an anti-air gun

 

[Nukey]

i grab the cake out of the AA gun

i then travel pack in time to the beginning of life and hand over the cake to the creator

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

i intercept the cake in the handoff, toggle noclip and fly away, hiding the cake inside the geometry of the sun, then I disable the debug console

 

[Rassan]

I use my jedi powers to take the cake and place it on my table. It is also orange cake.

 

[Phantomess]

I replace the cake with a cunning decoy and proceed to hide it inside a genetically enhanced whale whose migratory patterns can be disrupted by radar intrusion.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I happen to be standing at the bottom of the hole.

I hide it inside jesus.

 

[Azraellod]

i ask jesus nicely if i can have it. he's a nice guy, and says yes.

i fire the cake out to sea from a cannon.

 

[Fraught]

Do I have to fly from a cannon myself to catch it? ...again? Fine...

*hops into a cannon and fires himself at the cake, catching it*

I take cake into an ocean and leave it there, for it to get soggy.

 

[Azraellod]

i retrieve it by covering the ocean in fishing nets, killing all it's fish in the process.

i leave the cake at the bottom of the pile of dead fish.

 

[cyber_andyy]

I send my kitteh to get it!

Success!

 

[Azraellod]

[small]...you have to do something with it. now you've forced me to be unoriginal[/small]
i snatch the cake from you.

i place the cake in the middle of a minefield.