The cake game

[Azraellod]

i sneak in and redecorate it into a communist cake. they let me have it after that.

i hide a file in the cake, and give it to a prisoner.

 

[rylus5]

i release the prisoner,and take the cake

i put the cake in the last place youd expect!

 

[Dumbfish1]

The last place that you'd expect turns out to be the first place I'd suspect.
I take it in my submarine to the deepest depths of the ocean.




The cake is hidden in this post. You'll understand what I mean later.

 

[Fraught]

I am actually an omnipotent God and I kill everyone on the Earth and take the cake.

Also, I eat it. The end.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Using my Derren Brown-esq mind buggery I convince a small child to hide in your toilet and collect stool samples. I then analyze them for traces of cake DNA which I use to genetically engineer a new un-eatable cake.

I hide it inside your skull.

 

[Fraught]

Using my Derren Brown-esq mind buggery I convince a small child to hide in your toilet and collect stool samples. I then analyze them for traces of cake DNA which I use to genetically engineer a new un-eatable cake.

God doesn't poop or have DNA!

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

Using my Derren Brown-esq mind buggery I convince a small child to hide in your toilet and collect stool samples. I then analyze them for traces of cake DNA which I use to genetically engineer a new un-eatable cake.

God doesn't poop or have DNA!

doesn't matter, it's not supposed to be taken seriously.

i extract it from my skull through use of a small hacksaw.
a shame you were so vague, took me a while to find which one in my collection it was.

i place the cake under a rock at the beach.

 

[rylus5]

the rock is realy a crab and scuttles away

i take the cake to i hire chuck norris to guard the cake (whos dumb enough to mess with chuck norris?)

 

[thepj]

i call in a favour from raptor jesus who pwns chuck norris and then gives me the cake

i hide the cake in the warp!

 

[rylus5]

i send master chief and the arbiter to get it

i throw the cake into the middle of ww100!

 

[thepj]

i gather together a band of elite fighters and we go on an epic adventure of gurrila warfare and self-discovery that will lead us to face the evil demons that have masterminded this war and destroy them and the cake which they guard, as the celebration begins i get dead drunk and forget my safety, the last demon rises up and uses his powers to send me back in time with the cake with his last breath.

I hide the cake under my hat!

 

[rylus5]

i knock off your hat and take the cake

i take it to the prophet of truth and say it will light the halo (its not gonna be easy to get now)

 

[Dumbfish1]

I jump out from a handy tree a steal the cake from the prophet.

I hide the cake in an unpenetratable box. With a minotaur.

 

[rylus5]

i kill the minotaur with my b.r and take the box containing the cake

i hide the cake in the museum of natural history

 

[Azraellod]

i break into it with my inter-dimensional technology, and retrieve the cake.
oh, i love museums.
i learn stuff while i look around for and find the cake.

i hide the cake in a cupboard that i then paint blue and throw into the ocean.

 

[rylus5]

i get my submarine and find 8 new fish and get the cake

i kill the cake with fire!!

 

[Azraellod]

i bake a new one.

i place it on the windowsill to cool down.

 

[rylus5]

i kick the cake off the windowsill

 

[Azraellod]

i slam the window on your foot, and laugh at your expression of pain.
i pick the cake up from the ground and dust it off.

i put it in my garden shed.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Your garden shed turns out to be my house. Coincidence?