The cake game

[Blasphemous Rex]

I hard-boot you after the cake exits but before you climb out! You are stuck, ha-ha!
I have the cake.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I've had the cake for three days! I win!
*Chows down on cake*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Winces in pain, collapses*

*Punches drag in the face a few hours later*
Don't fuck with my balls! Unless your a lady. *Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink*

My cake now!

 

[Dumbfish1]

*Winces in pain, collapses*

*Punches drag in the face a few hours later*
Don't fuck with my balls! Unless your a lady. *Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink*

My cake now!

I dress up as a lady and use my oddly feminine charm to woo you, then, when your not suspecting it, I shoot you in the back of the knee caps and steal the cake. I hide the cake up my skirt.

Next post is post 1000!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Damn! I had the cake for 19 days!

I reach up your skirt and take the cake.

 

[The Heik]

I call the cops on you for inappropriately touching Dumbfish1, then take the cake from the evidence locker through use of my monkeys pirates, to whom I have promised an infinite amount of bananas, hence they will not fail in bringing the cake to me.

And now I make the cake a lie.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I use a lie detector on the Cake to rid it of your lies. Then I yell YOU ARE THY LIES! And hit you over the head with Gordan's crowbar.

I place the cake with the moon people of Venus.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I can't believe you guys brought this back.

I bribe the moon people with fancy loincloths and they give me they cake.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I get a Venusaur in here and have him kill you with his type advantage.
I have the cake.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I start a Twilight club, and slit your throat when you enter.

I have the cake.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OOOOHH VENUSAAAAUR!

*A grusome death no doubt.*
I have the cake.

 

[The Heik]

I bring a Charizard in and roast you and your Venusaur.

The cake becomes a moon made of cheese

 

[Asturiel]

I use the moon gun to shoot it down.

I place it inside the earths core and seal it with magic. The only way to break this is for three world walkers to be present at the eye and use the flame of Ugin!

[sub]Cookie for reference[/sub]

 

[CounterAttack]

I send a Tyranid Mawloc brood to burrow into the earth's core. One of them swallows the cake whole.

I hide the cake in the aforementioned Tyranid.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I don Terminator Armour with Dual lightening claws. I rip the Mawloc apart, taking the cake.

I hide the cake in the centre of my Fortress Monastery.

 

[The Heik]

I use orbital bombardment to blow apart the Fortress Monastery, then hide the cake inside Fat Bastard. Now no one wants the cake.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

I feed fat bastard a wafer thin mint and he explodes.I pick up the cake dust of the blood then hide it in MC hammers pants.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I freeze MC Hammer and steal the cake whilst wearing a hazmat suit.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

And you said you'd bake us a cake!

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

I was hiding on the moon in anticipation. One of you was bound to visit again eventually. I FALCON-PAWNCH Karven in the face and take the cake as my prize. I place the cake on a silver pedestal on the moon and leave it for the next person. I'd rather know that I have HAD the cake rather than get hurt so that someone else can have the cake all for themselves. Besides, I like sharing.