The cake game

[AgDr_ODST]

I tell MC Cortana's memory crystal is in the cake then betray him when he leaves with it.

I hide it amongst 3 million cakes at the worlds biggest cake give away. it is forever lost

 

[Lullabye]

ummm, i just take a different cake and run off into the sunset! Teehee!

 

[Vrex360]

I catch up to you, brutally murder you and then bake your bloody remains into the cake, then give it to Dr. Hannibal Lecter

 

[AgDr_ODST]

incenerate dr. Lecter

make a new cake, mix his ashes into the cake hide it in a special cell inside the Super Jail

 

[Lullabye]

Hire Luffy and the crew from One Piece to break in and snatch it. No one has more experience with breaking into super jails than they do.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I offer Luffy (fake) clues that I claim will lead to Gold Rogers famed treasure. He eagerly hands it over.


Put it in an impeneterable safe that I place on lowest part of the ocean floor

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I use the Wind Waker grappling hook attachment on my boat and haul it up, before cracking you over the head with the safe.

I sail away as fast as possible, desperately trying to open the safe.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I set fire to your ship, reason being you have nowhere to run in the middle of the ocean.

I grab the charred cake, paint it white and hide it in Antarctica.

 

[callkatie]

I secretly planted a traking device in the cake, i find it, then take the traking device out so no one else can use it ah ha i have the cake. I also kill the last person with a darlek.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I've got a GPS satellite following the cake, I follow you to wherever it is you go and murder u with an assassin blade

 

[Mister Awesome]

lucky for me i just picked up an invisibility power up, because i sneak up and assassinate you and take the cake

 

[The Heik]

I send THE Hitman to kill you and bring me the cake

I then use my awesome powers of transformation to turn the cake into a water molecule, then throw into the pacific ocean

 

[omega_peaches]

I rip out your arm, feed it to you piece be piece,rip of your other arm, use it to constantly hit you in the face until you bleed, rip out your eyes, shove them down your throat, rip of both your legs, stomp on you with them, then stab you a few hundred times with a sword.

OH YEAH, I have the cake

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I say you don't exist. you dissapear

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I then use my awesome powers of transformation to turn the cake into a water molecule, then throw into the pacific ocean

I use my special transformation powers to convert every water molecule in the Pacific into a cake.
[small]Unfortunately, sea water also contains sodium chloride, so the cakes will be salty.[/small]
Now, there are approximately (4.4 * 10[sup]46[/sup]) cakes, and more than enough for all of us.

Now, no longer do we need to fight over a single cake!

[HEADING=1]*This game is over, everybody wins!*[/HEADING]

 

[The Heik]

I then use my awesome powers of transformation to turn the cake into a water molecule, then throw into the pacific ocean

I use my special transformation powers to convert every water molecule in the Pacific into a cake.
[small]Unfortunately, sea water also contains sodium chloride, so the cakes will be salty.[/small]
Now, there are approximately (4.4 * 10[sup]46[/sup]) cakes, and more than enough for all of us.

Now longer do we need to fight over a single cake!

[HEADING=1]*This game is over, everybody wins!*[/HEADING]

Yay!

.....can I have cake now?

 

[CounterAttack]

I steal daheikmeister's cake and hide it in a low-powered incinerator.

 

[The Heik]

I steal daheikmeister's cake and hide it in a low-powered incinerator.

Yay, extra crispy cake!

I turn the incinerator off, then powder and snort the cake.

Cake high......*sniff*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Punch you hard enough the cake rematerializes and I take it

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

[HEADING=2]Hey! Aren't you people paying attention the progression of the thread?

There are now (4.4 * 10[sup]46[/sup]) cakes.

Do you have any idea how large of a number that is? It's unfathomable....

We don't have to fight over a single cake anymore.[/HEADING]