The cake game

[ringwraiths48]

i activate my latest invention, the cake magnet,a giant magnet designed to attract not metal, but cake. Not only only do i get the cake, i get every cake ever, because my magnet can pull through time! if any cake ever, existed, exists, or will exist, i currently have it. I then set up a cake shop, since i have a monopoly on cake, as i own every cake ever, and i can have my cake and sell it too.

 

[LebbyLegs]

I train to be a hotshot lawyer like you would have seen on television, and I evict you from your cake shop.

I eat every cake except for one which I keep on a pedestal in a room surrounded by laser tripwires, guard dogs, and a very perturbed possum.

 

[Spoonius]

I bribe the possum, allowing me to smuggle out said cake.

'Twas delicious.

 

[ringwraiths48]

i punch you in the gut until you throw up the cake. Now the cake is vomit, so i hide it in the toilet and flush it into the sewer. Ech!

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Being a rational, sane, and overall centered person, my plan to take the cake was obvious, simple, and sane.

What this means, naturally, was stealing a Bugatti Veyron, flooring it, then turning and ejecting at maximum speed in the direction of the target whilst on an oversized cyborg wolverine with wheels that are on fire. I then notice that the smoke bomb I earlier tossed has landed, and in the confusion... Well, it's hard to defend against a wolverine coming at you at 253 miles an hour. I then turn around and head back to the Veyron, which is still going. I hop back in and drive off.

This cake is delicious.

 

[Spoonius]

You mean the sewerage-covered vomit is delicious.

 

[ringwraiths48]

that's some...interesting taste you have............

 

[Spoonius]

Couldn't agree more.

 

[lizabeth19]

I call in every army in world to hunt down VuvuZeldaMan. He is soon captured and the, ahem, cake is retreived.

Using the miracle of SCIENCE! I rewind time until the cake is in it's pregame condition. Next time-freeze the cake so that nothing can affect the cake. Then I shrink the cake until it is smaller than an atom and hide it within the structure of an element choosen at random by an omnipotent computer that has unique feature about the atom that only I know.

Now to hide the atom. First I cast a spell that hides the knowledge of the atom from anyone that is not myself or the computer. Second I instruct the omnipotent computer to send the atom to a time, location and dimention chosen at random except the exact location of the computer itself. Next I oblitorate all the atoms of the computer. Finally I scramble my neurons so that I have no recollection of the cake but the ability to recall the knowledge if I am exposed to a special psychological trigger.

 

[Spoonius]

I make another cake. With hundreds-and-thousands this time.

And a cherry on top.

 

[The Heik]

I steal the cakes, combine them into one giant cake, then feed them to the Gods of Olympus.

Just try to take the cake from those hot-headed super-buggers.

I also eat the cherry (Cherry game anyone?)

 

[LebbyLegs]

Since the Gods of Olympus ate that cake, I instead go to Lizbeth19's house and make spooky noises demanding that they edit their post so that they instead just put the cake down in front of a neon sign that says "Cake here!!!!!!!!"
I then stop breaking the fourth wall, take that cake and store it in a freezer. Made of bears.

 

[ringwraiths48]

I hire Batman to get the cake for me. Unfortunately, Batman decides to keep the cake, so now Batman has the cake. How will you get the cake from the motherfucking Batman?

 

[LebbyLegs]

With MOTHERFUCKING CATWOMAN!
Catwoman seduces Batman, steals the cake and gives it to me, although because I'm a 16 year old urchin with about as much wealth as an unemployed dung beetle she punches me in the gut very hard because I couldnt pay her. The cake is squashed under my body while im writhing in pain.

 

[havass]

Catwoman picks you up and hurls you out the top of the nearest building, i.e the Empire State building. She then places what's left of the cake on top of the Empire State building.

 

[ringwraiths48]

King kong uses climb. Its super effective. However,once he gets to the top, toad walks out and says "thank you. But our cake is in another empire state building."

 

[The Heik]

I hire Bowser to bring me the cake, Giving him Princess Daisy in exchange (cartoon slavery FTW!)

I give the cake to Lukas the Trickster, then get Bowser to kill him in close combat, causing both to get stuck in stasis for eternity.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I wait for what feels like an eternity, then, when Lukas emerges from the stasis, I steal the cake and push him back in for another eternity.

I retreat to my secret base guarded by an army of loyal Jackie Chan clones.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I use a squad of Tau Stealthsuits to bypass your Jackie Chans and get that cake.

Erects barrier composed of Broadside XV88's

 

[The Heik]

I use a squad of Tau Stealthsuits to bypass your Jackie Chans and get that cake.

Erects barrier composed of Broadside XV88's

WAAAAAAGH! Not enough Broadsides to stop the Green Tide!

I give the cake to the Orks. I'm not sure anyone wants to know what happened to it.......