The Canadian Front

[humanizer]

Am I the only one who caught the Modest Mouse lyric? It's Dashboard, which is a great song.

 

[The Wooster]

Um... sniper rifles can shoot through helmets now? I thought militaries these days had better equipment than that. Unless they are out of the resources needed for bullet-proof helms or we just have bullets that make the word bullet-proof non-existant.

Actually the "bullet proof" helmet is pure fiction. Your average military helmet won't even stop a standard 7.62 round if it hits dead on, and our friendly Canadian is using a 50 cal. So, no, the helmet probably wouldn't stop it, and if it did, the bullet would probably knock his head off anyway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You know, as a Canadian patriot, I approve of this realistic comic.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

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I find it pretty hilarious that you're always trying to shut down anyone who calls out your nonsense by calling people politically correct anti-US revisionists. LITERALLY no one in this thread had mentioned white people massacring native americans yet you bring that up like it proves your point that no damn 'libruls' can face the hard truth that white people aren't as awful as you claim we claim they are.

Anyway, good strip, even if I didn't know what Tim Hortons was...

 

[Namechangeday]

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Makes sense, didn't know. Thanks !

 

[Vale]

So... Fallout then.
That's probably fine. Fallout's fine.

 

[blackrave]

50 years too soon
Also shouldn't there be more soldiers in power armor?

 

[Lonewolfm16]

I recall learning if an event in history similar to this, I don't know the exact details I just remember hearing the words, British, White House and burnt to the ground.

If you are being serious then the war of 1812 was a fight between British and American forces. Canadians were still British and sailed a group of ships into American territory and bombarded DC ending in the White House being destroyed. American forces pushed into Canada (again, we did the same thing in the Revolutionary War) as far as Toronto.
If not... I have no sense of humor.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Canadians have sniper rifles?!

Correction: we have transeuranic apology rifles. We kill our enemies with our irrational inferiority complex.

Personally, I'd much rather market the Stephen Harper Human Shield. Shoot our stupid oil-mongering PM! Hate the asshat who doesn't give a shit about the Kyoto Protocol, don't hate the hapless soldiers behind him!

 

[mysecondlife]

Nothing critical miss about this one.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Is it a great coincidence that I'm watching Red Dawn right now while seeing this pop up ? Yes! Yes, it is!

 

[StriderShinryu]

Canadians have sniper rifles?!

Yes we do.. and the bullets they fire are made of frozen maple syrup.

 

[Slycne]

Yes. In fact, the world record holder for the longest confirmed kill against a human combatant (or a human, for that matter), is a Canadian, a 1.54 miles, which is about 2.5 kilometers.

Actually the current record holder is a British Corporal. Though it did take him 9 shots to properly range the target and the only 45m less record for the Canadian was done in 3 shots.

 

[wintercoat]

Three pages and no mention of the Modest Mouse lyrics? I am disappoint.

Oh, those silly Canadians.

 

[Tono Makt]

Kay... I dont get it... Theres something funny here, I know, but Im not sure what it is...

The "sorry" after the Canadian does a headshot on the American soldier. We're notorious for being polite at the strangest of times.

 

[axlryder]

Because Canadians are polite, right?

....try harder guys.

 

[otakon17]

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!! ...er I mean MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the "Sorry." just clinches it.

 

[Grach]

Oh, just wait till you see the french canadian grenadier corps.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

xD

Canadian jokes like this never get old.

 

[LordLundar]

Yes. In fact, the world record holder for the longest confirmed kill against a human combatant (or a human, for that matter), is a Canadian, a 1.54 miles, which is about 2.5 kilometers.

Actually the current record holder is a British Corporal. Though it did take him 9 shots to properly range the target and the only 45m less record for the Canadian was done in 3 shots.

That must've been recent then, because I recall the Canadian still being the holder sometime last year. I remember reading about the Canadian right after it happened on a website. I wanna say he used an AWM, but there's a good chance I'm off on that. I'm absolutely certain, however, that he actually took out two guys, not just one. Hit them both in the gut. If not, we must be talking about different Canadians.

Yeah it was couple of years ago iirc. To be fair to the brit though his rifle wasn't considered nearly accurate enough for the range he pulled the shot off with.

And the US would have to be preemptive in it's attack. If Canada led off we would have America secured in a week because no one would believe it.