The Collectable Doodad Commandments

Celtic_Kerr

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Onyx Oblivion said:
You are 80% correct.

Number 1 wasn't an issue for me, with a controllable camera and all. Castlevania's stoic camera broke that one. BADLY. But not the others. So, combine the games and all the commandments are broken!

I still loved the game, though. I got about 90% of the orbs on each level in my first run. Then again, I'm a notorious loot hound. DO NOT PLAY BORDERLANDS WITH ME. Basically, if they drop when they die, it's in my inventory in seconds. Don't even know what it is. Just grabbing.
You and I playing would be hilarious. Epic battle of the looters

OT: I agree with Onyx. The camera wasn't an issue, butthe rest was rather hateful. OH!

DO NOT HIDE THE DOODADS BEHIND FIFTEEN CAREFULLY PLACED HURT-MINES!
 

SturmDolch

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This is a real game..?

The plot/theme still fits with most games that have collectibles, though.
 

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moshineko said:
Lvl 64 Klutz said:
Yes, because the Critical Miss *comics* are meant to be in-depth game reviews.
No, but this is just scraping the bottom of the barrel. It's like making fun of Obama because his shoelaces don't match his belt. If you're going for something, go big. Make fun of the fact that the damn headband never comes off. Make fun of the fact that the Battle Royale detonation only happens when the game demands it, allowing you to run ten miles away in one mission, then in another to have your brain turned to jelly when you step out of slapping range.

Low-hanging fruit is usually the most sour.
So are the points wrong? I hate this thing were people say "OBJECTION!" without actually saying what they object to. You cry foul, but don't present where. Are you saying there aren't split paths with impassible checkpoints?
 

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CitySquirrel said:
God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
Agreed. This is the only one that would really make me pissed at a game over collectibles. The other ones are generally annoying but deal-withable, but this just drives me nuts! Do I restart at that last save point and take the other path after fighting through the same swarms of monsters, or do I just give up on it and leave my life feeling empty? AGH!
Take a third option [http://www.gamefaqs.com/]
 

coldfrog

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Optimystic said:
coldfrog said:
CitySquirrel said:
God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
Agreed. This is the only one that would really make me pissed at a game over collectibles. The other ones are generally annoying but deal-withable, but this just drives me nuts! Do I restart at that last save point and take the other path after fighting through the same swarms of monsters, or do I just give up on it and leave my life feeling empty? AGH!
Take a third option [http://www.gamefaqs.com/]
I never have, and never will, use an FAQ. Once you do that, you're pretty much bound to eliminate any sense of exploration the game might have given you, and to me, that's a large portion of the fun, even if it means I miss the secret crap. I'll probably go back and re-do that level anyway.
 

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coldfrog said:
I never have, and never will, use an FAQ. Once you do that, you're pretty much bound to eliminate any sense of exploration the game might have given you, and to me, that's a large portion of the fun, even if it means I miss the secret crap. I'll probably go back and re-do that level anyway.
You could just use it for that one fork in the road and then go back to playing without assistance.

Besides, if you feel that strongly about it, why does not knowing the way to go bother you? Shouldn't it be fun then?
 

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I don't mind collectibles when they're bound to something worthwhile in game. So long as you only get an achievement for finding them all, or some bonus artwork etc then I'm good. It's when the game places an emphasis on finding them in order to gain some kind of experience point or get new loot.

Examples: Flag collecting in Assassins Creed was no problem, as I didn't miss anything by not doing it. Psychonauts, on the other hand, could fuck right off when that introduced 3/4 different things to search for, some of which require level-replaying upon receiving abilities later in the game. The only part of Prince of Persia 2008 that I didn't like was the need to replay a level collecting light-orbs so that you could unlock the next section. That was at least made ok because the game was fun to play and so damn beautiful. Plus the level changes look entirely when you complete it so replaying it to get the orbs isn't too stressing.
 

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DayDark said:
So are the points wrong? I hate this thing were people say "OBJECTION!" without actually saying what they object to. You cry foul, but don't present where. Are you saying there aren't split paths with impassible checkpoints?
Frankly, yes, they are. I never came across a truly "split path" that screwed me out of a game-winning amount of cash. Just a few more pennies to drop on the pile. The only two instances that I was left without ample opportunity to collect the pittance of glowy bits that were around were in one boss battle that popped directly to a cutscene, and a "racing" portion of the game.

If y'all have got such a hard-on for progress that you can't snoop around for five minutes, then maybe you shouldn't be complaining that the little dots are too hard to find, maybe you should pounding through all your games like it's prom night and the rufies are about to wear off.
 

The Wooster

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moshineko said:
I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.

We are going to have to work on that 'things you don't care about = things no one cares about' attitude though.
 

mechanixis

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Yeah, I'm playing through this game now and every time I see those little orange orbs, everything gets dropped immediately until they are collected. Cutscenes end and while Trip runs off one way, toward the objective, Monkey sprints in the exact opposite direction to do a huge lap around the entire area for the little buggers. The "whilst chased by a face-eating monster" ones are the worst smacks in face.
 

aldowyn

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I've never been much of a collectible person.

For proof, I offer my latest game: Assassin's Creed II. I only got 35 out of 100 feathers... got everything else, though. (Not chests, those don't count.)


Otherwise, Enslaved looks like a cool game, worth a rent for sure!
 

moshineko

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Grey Carter said:
moshineko said:
I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.

We are going to have to work on that 'things you don't care about = things no one cares about' attitude though.
Awwwww. Punkins awtist gots his feelins huwt? Well, that's fine, mommy fanwank make it awwww better. Gosh, makes me miss art classes. If you put your work in a media that allows for instant feedback, endeavor to grow a thicker skin, and for christ's sake, don't feed the trolls. Gah.

To be perfectly honest, you're missing a giant opportunity to make more Firefly yaoi jokes, what with the presence of a giant sweaty man there. With a pole. A giant pole.

And you went with the glowy things.
 

The Wooster

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moshineko said:
Grey Carter said:
moshineko said:
I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.

We are going to have to work on that 'things you don't care about = things no one cares about' attitude though.
Awwwww. Punkins awtist gots his feelins huwt? Well, that's fine, mommy fanwank make it awwww better. Gosh, makes me miss art classes. If you put your work in a media that allows for instant feedback, endeavor to grow a thicker skin, and for christ's sake, don't feed the trolls. Gah.
It was a statememt of fact. The fact of the matter is, you're going to ***** about the next strip too. And the one after that. And the one after that. And I am looking forward to it, because your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.
 

The Wooster

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aldowyn said:
I've never been much of a collectible person.

For proof, I offer my latest game: Assassin's Creed II. I only got 35 out of 100 feathers... got everything else, though. (Not chests, those don't count.)


Otherwise, Enslaved looks like a cool game, worth a rent for sure!
Oh the game is certainly rent-worthy. Hell I bought it based on the strenght of the demo and I'm not dissapointed. Unless you're all OCD or a gameplay purist you'll enjoy it.
 

ninjajoeman

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though shall not have to collect every single doodad to advance to the next level?

and yes those that just happen to be precariously placed on top of a pit of acid with acid scorpians circling it and being so far away that you have to have freaking binoculars on your person to see it.

or where it is underneath the lava pit and the only way to access it is by finding a switch half way through the level that tells you "this switch just did something" and you have to know to backtrack all the way to the lava pit to find the lava drained.

the lava one happens more then you would think.

<spoiler=hurray for ms paint>http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1143/acidscorpian.png
 

Andronicus

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Grey Carter said:
your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.
Hehe, I have to say this; the comic is your best I've read so far, but this is probably the funniest thing I've seen you write. :)

OT: I love me some collectables, but damned if I can think of something else to add to that list. That Monkey Island bundle looks mighty tempting though...

"Thou shalt not make players recollect doodads each time you return to a level, à la Banjo Kazooie"?

That one doesn't actually happen very often though, so I don't think it's all that relevant.
 

Madara XIII

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CitySquirrel said:
God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
The feeling is Shared.....Especially in KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH What do you mean I can't GO back!?!? I missed a Treasure Chest!!
 

moshineko

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Grey Carter said:
It was a statememt of fact. The fact of the matter is, you're going to ***** about the next strip too. And the one after that. And the one after that. And I am looking forward to it, because your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.
Hahaha. Nope. Nice try. Been to art school, no matter how you try, your art means more to you than money. Enjoy your Egyptian river, I will imagine the cool side of my pillow to be your dead, broken, artist's heart.

Gratz, by the by, for trying to bypass the facts of the argument. Fact is, there isn't any need to traipse around grabbing every bit of energon or fairydust, or whatever the hell it was in the game. It was tossed around like used tissues on a /b/tard's floor, with plenty enough for each of the actual useful upgrades.

What Enslaved did have in limited, valuable supply, was a decent story and an attempt at character growth. Which I've yet to find in the fanboys' precious Firefly, or any of the Final Fantasy games.

And as for the mad ducats you're no doubt making from the blockbuster success of your groundbreakingly original webcomic, I'm happy to fork over the five cents my pageview nets you, in order to watch your upper lip quiver as you hold back the tears.