You and I playing would be hilarious. Epic battle of the lootersOnyx Oblivion said:You are 80% correct.
Number 1 wasn't an issue for me, with a controllable camera and all. Castlevania's stoic camera broke that one. BADLY. But not the others. So, combine the games and all the commandments are broken!
I still loved the game, though. I got about 90% of the orbs on each level in my first run. Then again, I'm a notorious loot hound. DO NOT PLAY BORDERLANDS WITH ME. Basically, if they drop when they die, it's in my inventory in seconds. Don't even know what it is. Just grabbing.
So are the points wrong? I hate this thing were people say "OBJECTION!" without actually saying what they object to. You cry foul, but don't present where. Are you saying there aren't split paths with impassible checkpoints?moshineko said:No, but this is just scraping the bottom of the barrel. It's like making fun of Obama because his shoelaces don't match his belt. If you're going for something, go big. Make fun of the fact that the damn headband never comes off. Make fun of the fact that the Battle Royale detonation only happens when the game demands it, allowing you to run ten miles away in one mission, then in another to have your brain turned to jelly when you step out of slapping range.Lvl 64 Klutz said:Yes, because the Critical Miss *comics* are meant to be in-depth game reviews.
Low-hanging fruit is usually the most sour.
Take a third option [http://www.gamefaqs.com/]coldfrog said:Agreed. This is the only one that would really make me pissed at a game over collectibles. The other ones are generally annoying but deal-withable, but this just drives me nuts! Do I restart at that last save point and take the other path after fighting through the same swarms of monsters, or do I just give up on it and leave my life feeling empty? AGH!CitySquirrel said:God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
I never have, and never will, use an FAQ. Once you do that, you're pretty much bound to eliminate any sense of exploration the game might have given you, and to me, that's a large portion of the fun, even if it means I miss the secret crap. I'll probably go back and re-do that level anyway.Optimystic said:Take a third option [http://www.gamefaqs.com/]coldfrog said:Agreed. This is the only one that would really make me pissed at a game over collectibles. The other ones are generally annoying but deal-withable, but this just drives me nuts! Do I restart at that last save point and take the other path after fighting through the same swarms of monsters, or do I just give up on it and leave my life feeling empty? AGH!CitySquirrel said:God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
You could just use it for that one fork in the road and then go back to playing without assistance.coldfrog said:I never have, and never will, use an FAQ. Once you do that, you're pretty much bound to eliminate any sense of exploration the game might have given you, and to me, that's a large portion of the fun, even if it means I miss the secret crap. I'll probably go back and re-do that level anyway.
Frankly, yes, they are. I never came across a truly "split path" that screwed me out of a game-winning amount of cash. Just a few more pennies to drop on the pile. The only two instances that I was left without ample opportunity to collect the pittance of glowy bits that were around were in one boss battle that popped directly to a cutscene, and a "racing" portion of the game.DayDark said:So are the points wrong? I hate this thing were people say "OBJECTION!" without actually saying what they object to. You cry foul, but don't present where. Are you saying there aren't split paths with impassible checkpoints?
That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.moshineko said:I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
Awwwww. Punkins awtist gots his feelins huwt? Well, that's fine, mommy fanwank make it awwww better. Gosh, makes me miss art classes. If you put your work in a media that allows for instant feedback, endeavor to grow a thicker skin, and for christ's sake, don't feed the trolls. Gah.Grey Carter said:That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.moshineko said:I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
We are going to have to work on that 'things you don't care about = things no one cares about' attitude though.
It was a statememt of fact. The fact of the matter is, you're going to ***** about the next strip too. And the one after that. And the one after that. And I am looking forward to it, because your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.moshineko said:Awwwww. Punkins awtist gots his feelins huwt? Well, that's fine, mommy fanwank make it awwww better. Gosh, makes me miss art classes. If you put your work in a media that allows for instant feedback, endeavor to grow a thicker skin, and for christ's sake, don't feed the trolls. Gah.Grey Carter said:That's great! And I look forward to you telling me what I should make strips about.moshineko said:I look forward to you telling me how terrible New Vegas was because you missed a Nuka Cola and didn't collect all forty-thousand of them.
We are going to have to work on that 'things you don't care about = things no one cares about' attitude though.
Oh the game is certainly rent-worthy. Hell I bought it based on the strenght of the demo and I'm not dissapointed. Unless you're all OCD or a gameplay purist you'll enjoy it.aldowyn said:I've never been much of a collectible person.
For proof, I offer my latest game: Assassin's Creed II. I only got 35 out of 100 feathers... got everything else, though. (Not chests, those don't count.)
Otherwise, Enslaved looks like a cool game, worth a rent for sure!
Hehe, I have to say this; the comic is your best I've read so far, but this is probably the funniest thing I've seen you write.Grey Carter said:your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.
The feeling is Shared.....Especially in KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH What do you mean I can't GO back!?!? I missed a Treasure Chest!!CitySquirrel said:God, yes to number 4. I mean, sweet lord...whenever there is a fork in a path I ANGST over which one is the "move the game forward" path and which one is the "only chance to get it" path. So much hate.
Hahaha. Nope. Nice try. Been to art school, no matter how you try, your art means more to you than money. Enjoy your Egyptian river, I will imagine the cool side of my pillow to be your dead, broken, artist's heart.Grey Carter said:It was a statememt of fact. The fact of the matter is, you're going to ***** about the next strip too. And the one after that. And the one after that. And I am looking forward to it, because your page views = money for me. I don't feed trolls. They feed me.