The cookie.

[alexdulcianu]

It's about time Chuck Norris showed up. Roundhouse. The cookie's on the ground. The ground lifts itself for Chuck Norris to pick up the cookie. Job's done.

I added the guy in my friends list, just so I'll be able to begin my first conversation with "Hey pal!". That should keep me safe.

 

[SoloStoffe]

I give Chuck Norris an anti-Chuck poison, and steal the cookie from his hands and hides in a spaceship.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I send in the aliens to probe you and take off with the cookie while they're doing their thing

 

[Lambi]

I ask Pyramid Head to attack the aliens and Darth Vader to use the Force o grab the cookie. After all, the Dark Side has cookies...
He hands me the cookie and I fly away with Icarus' wings.

 

[axle 19]

I chase you with my jetpack which I conveniently stole from the guy in dark void and steal the cookie cutting of one wing for good measure.

 

[SoloStoffe]

I build a giant flyswapper and crush you against a mountain, taking the cookie as it falls down, cuts up my innards, and hide it there.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Baby Eater]

I tie you up (slightly erotically) and steal the cookie.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I would put in place a pla- Ah, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be able to get the cookie of of yo-OH MY GODS WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?
*Points*

 

[j1-2themax]

I activate my teleportation powers to steal the cookie when SeanTheSheep yells.

 

[Tsunimo]

I chloroform you then take the cookies and run

 

[Omegatronacles]

I hire some guy to club you in the kneecap. While you are rolling around on the ground I take the cookie. I escape on rollerblades.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hah! Rollerblades can't match my speed once I use my Gum Gm powers to go GEAR TWO! *Does Gear two transformation. Shoots a Gum Gum Jet pistol at Altheus, His jaw bone gets shattered into a million shards and he drops the cookie. I shoot out my other hand and catch it before it can even touch the ground.* See ya sucka. *I run at supersonic speeds, too fast to be seen with the naked eye, all the way from here in San Fran, to Raftel, my island at the end of the world's greatest sea.*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where I was vacationing. I use my boring medical lecture attack and put you to sleep thus stealing the cookie.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I wake up an hour later and scan the entire island for you in less then 2 seconds. I find you and Gum Gum Jet Bazooka you, sending you fliying to Cuba. You drop the cookie above the Pacific and I grab it before it falls in the water. I have the cookie.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: I don't have the cookie but I am in Cuba

*CRASH* wow Cuba is nice this time of year and wow a cookie shop, a cigar shop and a shop of unlicened medical products thanks fury I'm gonna like it here

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I kick off the ground and fly towards Cuba, kicking off the air everytime I begin to fall, then destroy the cookie stand, cigar stand, and the medical products shop, then I Jet pistol Dr.susse in the face, then fly back to Raftel.

 

[Dr.Susse]

(@:fury you are truly A monster)
Sadly you Hit me in the direction of your jump and this allows me to grab the cookie. Diverting my trajectory using a complicated system I won't bother to write I fall into a convenient pipe (ooh coins...Ahh! walking mushroom.)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"HUH?! SORU!" I kick off the air and into the pipe into the Mario world. "... Fucking turtles, mushrooms with teeth, red mushrooms that make you 10 ft tall... Does this place make any sense?" "A-no, but it-a has a hot-a prrrincess for a ruler" "Right... Did you see someone else come down that pipe fat boy?" "Yes, he went-a that-a way." "Thanks." That's all I needed to know. I Jet pistoles Dr. susse in the face again, grabbed the cookie, headed back to Raftel, and legally bought it, making it my private property and a crime to set foot on.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ha ha! He fell for the old doppelganger with the exploding cookie trick. With him probably on his way back to the Island I'll hide in that village with the unexploded megaton bomb. (Wow there is a lot of fallout around here.