The cookie.

[Fury Is Me.]

I turn the cookie over and notice a very obvious timer that was counting down from 20.
I immediatly san out of my stately mansion of rubber, and stretched my arms out over Moldova, and dropped the bomb gently right on the ground and covered my ears. Then I creates a teleportation device that can bringg anything in the world I want right to me and me to anywhere I want. I type in "Dr.susse's cookie." And presto, it's right there. Then I teleport my self to Dr.susse and carry my porta-tele, beat the shit out of him in 2 seconds with my sonic speed, and return home in time for dinner, I'm having lobster tonight.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I would throw a ray of sunlight, so you stand there looking stupid (and sparkling)
Time to snatch the cookie.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I throw a big red ball of laser at the planet and snatch the cookie while you're distracted watching those 20 or so episodes before it finally explodes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I did not sparkle therefore I was not embarrassed, and while you were charging thinkingg I was. I waited until you got close enouh then Jet Pistoled you in the face, sendin you flying to Jupiter, where you were crushed by it's immense gravity.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I snatch the cookie while you're distracted reading my post.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I get Goku in here and he kicks your ass, hands me the cookie, then we escape right before the planet blows up.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I hitch a ride on your spaceship, take the cookie, replace it with a time bomb, get out of there and watch your ship explode.
After all, I can live in the vacuum of space.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm made of rubber, I'll just inflate my lungs with so much oxygen that I will be able to survive without breathing for 5 years, then I fly up into space, kick your ass, and take back the cookie, then go back to Raftel and build and impenetrable dome of diamond on and underneath the island, then I shut down my teleportation device so that no one can hack it and come in.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I use my Almighty Godpowers to teleport the cookie back to me.
I also place you under the ocean so you'll lose all your power because you ate a Devil Fruit to become a rubberman!

 

[Dr.Susse]

"Dam ninjas" I cruse as I can do nothing because you?re in space and I'm just a drunk.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I use previously mentioned God powers to steal your bag of cookies.
I eat and digest the cookies.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GURGBLEGRUALERAGLE!" I shout under water until the Thousand Sunny comes and Franky comes and pulls me up with his awesome hand that shoots out, the name of the move I can't remember off the top of my head. I then use Jet Pistol to grab the worst devil fruit of all, the Rust Rust fruit, then I shove it down Rex Dark's throat. Immediatly the Paramecia fruit kicks in and he can now turn anymetal into rust. But then I just get Franky to grab him and incase his entire body, except his head, in sea-stone, because I can't touch the stuff, then throw you into the ocean to drown to death alone and no one will save you because you have no Nakama. I then pick up the cookie you dropped.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Until I in a daring feat of skill swing from a rope and snatch the cookie as you raise it to do one of those stop frame end credits jumps into the air. With you and your crew frozen until the end of the credits I make my escape.
(On a side note I would say the Gas Gas fruit is the worst. Second movie look it up)

 

[DSEZ]

im not gonna do anything to the *BOOM HEADKICK* gotcha ***** haha

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Idk, the Rust Rust fruit has no real help... It only works if your opponent is fighting you with a metal weapon, then it's kinda useful, but on Luffy, it's basically useless. And movie you say? Hmmm... I wasn't aware that they had made a One Piece movie. But I guess i should have been considering there's 440+ episodes.) *BOOM HEADSHOT* I have the cookie.

 

[Dr.Susse]

(I just checked there are 10 movies which is almost over kill)
*Distraction pinch*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(TEN?! Damn... Probably all of them were made once the show didn't air in english anymore, which is why I didn't know about them.)
*Kill Jet Pistol to Dr.susse's face.*

 

[Omegatronacles]

I hire David and Margaret [http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/] to discuss the One Piece movies.

While you are outraged because Margaret only gives it half a star for being incredibly silly, I take the cookie and run away, locking myself in a safe.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I drop my safe on you from a great height, and take the cookie off the twitching human pizza that was once you.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*I eat you along with the cookie and the guy who posts below me, trapping you in my infinite stomach which looks more like a universe. For ever!*