The cookie.

[Dr.Susse]

I convince you the cookie is a fake by using a series of diagrams. making you lets us go and then I stare jealously at Altheus_Necron's game over badge.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I remember it's impossible to get out of my infinite stomach even if I wanted to let you go, due to it's infinite even teleporting wouldn't work.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Emptys a few bottles of whiskey. And now preapre for the infinite hangover.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Unfortunately, that won't work because it takes all eternity for it to even get the slightest bit into my blood stream.
P.S. Say hi to C'thulhu while you're there.
P.P.S. You didn't steal the cookie again!

 

[Omegatronacles]

I mathematically prove that is impossible to have an infinite stomach. Once your impossible stomach ceases to exist, I grab the cookie and escape using stilts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

stilts was your first mistake you Ninja I use my bigger stilts and you feeling out stilted hand over the cookie.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Using a bungee rope I grab the cookie very stylishly and because of your 2-Dimentionanality I step to my left and laugh.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Due to a mathematical error made by Altheus_Necron, the facts reality stops existing around me and math and physics are entirely useless everyone and the cookie just suddenly are back in my infinite stomach.*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Activate the Improbability drive* Suddenly your dance turns into a felid of cheese flowers and we all become the space between the toes which then disappears into its self leaving only the cookie and some very confused forum dwellers. How improbable!

 

[Omegatronacles]

I summon Q [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)].

He banishes the infinite stomach people who ninja'd me =), and retrieves the cookie for me.

He then transports me to the moon.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Unfortunately your dimention (shouldn't that be dimension?) defying skills get dissolved upon entry. (Why did you think C'thulhu is stuck there?) You're stuck too.
Fortunately for you my stomach is a very pleasant place to live and nothing prevents you from having a cookie inside it.
Ninjas get and improbability drives get digested and come out through digestive channels, so does the cookie.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Of course it is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Except for C'thulhu who just keeps doing his normal destroy all thing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

He can't, he lost all of his power when I ate him.

 

[axle 19]

Steals the cookie while Rex and Dr. Susse are busy arguing over Cthulhu.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Releases the Kraken!
Kraken brings back the cookie.

 

[axle 19]

Gets Medusa's head and petrifies the Kraken taking the cookie back.

 

[Sigel]

I point and yell "Look, an idiot!" and then steal your cookie. nom, nom, nom...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Kraken still bring my cookie back. It's a blind Kraken. Medusa won't work.

 

[SoloStoffe]

I shoot Rex Dark in the face and bake a new cookie.