The corrupt a wish foundation

[KefkaCultist]

I wish I could explode as many times as I wanted.

Granted, but It causes excruciating pain and every time you do it an innocent kitten dies.

I wish I could sing metal well enough to become the vocalist for a decently received band with style somewhat similar to A Day To Remember or Enter Shikari.

 

[Chefodeath]

I wish I had a round triangle

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I wish I could explode as many times as I wanted.

Granted, but It causes excruciating pain and every time you do it an innocent kitten dies.

I wish I could sing metal well enough to become the vocalist for a decently received band with style somewhat similar to A Day To Remember or Enter Shikari.

Never heard either, but granted. However, your voice cracks every 10 seconds you sing.

Yeah I couldn't remember if they were super or not and didn't feel like asking Google.

I recently watched Bardock: Father of Goku again. That's how I'm so certain. I feel like a nerd...oh wait.

I wish I had a round triangle

Granted, but you now live on a desolate island in the Bermuda Circle.

I wish I lived in Japan.

 

[Nulmas]

I wish that my wish can in no way be corrupted.

You just ended the universe, because that was like dividing by 0. Good job, asshole.

I wish for a million un-corruptable wishes. Can I do that?

Same with you, you damn dirty ape.

You know what? Loved your answers. You, sir, now have at least one fan

 

[Qitz]

I wish I had a round triangle

GRANTED! Your eyes are now d20's.

I wish I could upper cut people through the roof.

 

[WalrusPowers]

The roof is made of kittens, and you kill them as your victim transcends through.

I wish I had the cheat code mobile phone from GTA IV

 

[Qitz]

The roof is made of kittens, and you kill them as your victim transcends through.

I wish I had the cheat code mobile phone from GTA IV

and that's a bad thing?

Granted! All you can do is call his cousin who wants you to drive him everywhere.

 

[Uber Evil]

The roof is made of kittens, and you kill them as your victim transcends through.

I wish I had the cheat code mobile phone from GTA IV

and that's a bad thing?

Granted! All you can do is call his cousin who wants you to drive him everywhere.

"American Titties, cousin."
I loved launching that fat bastard 30 feet into the air by crashing a motorcycle.

 

[HontooNoNeko]

The roof is made of kittens, and you kill them as your victim transcends through.

I wish I had the cheat code mobile phone from GTA IV

Granted! However the battery is empty and no one can find the charger.

I wish I had an eye patch with built in HD display with wifi access.

Spoiler: My own corruption because I liked it.

It streams ads 24/7

 

[WalrusPowers]

I actually enjoyed hanging out with Roman. For me, it gave the game some nice pacing in between failing at tedious missions and blowing shit up. Also, I pwn at darts.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I wish I had a round triangle

GRANTED! Your eyes are now d20's.

I wish I could upper cut people through the roof.

Granted, but every time you do an uppercut, you have to yell out "Dororo Uppercut!".

If you don't get the joke, Dororo from Blood Will Tell [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Will_Tell] calls out her attacks.

I wish I had an eye patch with built in HD display with wifi access.

Granted, but no browsers are compatible.

I wish I had the best FPS skills of the last 2 decades.

 

[WalrusPowers]

I wish I had a round triangle

GRANTED! Your eyes are now d20's.

I wish I could upper cut people through the roof.

Granted, but every time you do an uppercut, you have to yell out "Dororo Uppercut!".

If you don't get the joke, Dororo from Blood Will Tell [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Will_Tell] calls out her attacks.

I wish I had an eye patch with built in HD display with wifi access.

Granted, but no browsers are compatible, and there is no way to transfer downloaded videos to the eye patch.

I wish I had the best FPS skills of the last 2 decades.

You excel at comps, but whenever you try and play a normal game, everyone calls you a "HAKKAH FAG!!!!!!" and leaves the match.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of videogames, funded by whales somehow.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

MEGA ULTRA SUPER SNIP TIMES 100

You excel at comps, but whenever you try and play a normal game, everyone calls you a "HAKKAH FAG!!!!!!" and leaves the match.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of videogames, funded by whales somehow.

Granted, but they all suck worse than E.T. and Sonic 06 combined.

 

[WalrusPowers]

You excel at comps, but whenever you try and play a normal game, everyone calls you a "HAKKAH FAG!!!!!!" and leaves the match.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of videogames, funded by whales somehow.

A man hands you a copy of Catherine and shoots you in the face. Did I just respond to myself? Yes. Yes I did.

 

[HumpinHop]

Granted, but then you realize the only thing you can draw like a true master is Ponies..

I wish i had a company worth millions.

You unintentionally gave me the greatest gift of all.

 

[Qitz]

I wish I wish I never squished that fish.

 

[hobohazard]

granted. it;s stamped on you instead.

i wish for a caramel space ship.

 

[yjchung]

Granted - but it's about the size of a crab's eye.

I wish for an acid green scarf.

 

[Fanfic_warper]

Granted but it's made of acid as well and eats through your neck.

I wish the Halo series would die.