Agema said:
I know stealing an election is awful and all, but that was so blatant (and being a safe distance from it affecting me) it's kind of funny.
"Kind of"? To be frank this is so "Armando Iannucci movie" I've given up on anger and gone straight to "point and laugh". Highlights from private conversations I've had:
"It's like watching a rhinoceros suck its own cock".
"They should have just hired the Russians".
"At least hire people to rig the caucuses who know what they're doing instead of the dipshit nepotism hires who fucked it up last time".
"It could have been worse, Pete could have come out onstage in blackface and thrown an infant into a woodchipper while masturbating furiously".
"So, thanks for making Katherine Harris look like D.B. Cooper".
"Was FuckBernie McElectionTheft, Inc., already taken?"
"So, it's the Jewish guy facing a million bucks in attack ads from the Israel lobby, the gay guy polling worse than AIDS among LGBTQ's, the woman who got baited into taking a DNA test by the most obvious political trap in human history, and the electoral equivalent of Ann Veal."
"Is that Buttigieg's donor list or Jeffrey Epstein's rolodex?"
"That's the political equivalent of a 1970's Ford Econoline van parked outside a daycare facility, and Democrats are arguing over what flavor of Jolly Ranchers are inside".
"At this rate we're going to split Iowa up into North and South, and spend the next decade carpet bombing Nebraska".
"Pinochet had freer and fairer elections than this. He even offered helicopter rides to the polls."